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yOU ARE GOING DEAF

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“ I’ve never done it before, no. Maybe when I was smaller, but now that I’m so big, you can clearly tell I won’t fit. You’re the one who seems to be getting smaller with each passing second. ”
❛ i’m not sure if that was meant to offend me or - ❜
#` there he is. the biggest douche in the universe#i bloody hope u didnt do it when u were younger m8#ill arrest u
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J͉̲̩̣̦̼̃u̩̻̼͉̇͗͢͟s͚͇̬̅́̆̈́t͇͇̩̏̅͢ ͉̟͓̺̤ͭ̆͆͟ŝ̟̰̻̠̣̝̻͉̿́t̠̦̺ͤ͆̃͗̒̽ͅa̷͖̱͊̀̐̇ͯ̒̃n͖̊d͍̭̙̟͇̼ͪ͂̃̅͆ͪͪ́͟ ̨̩̼͕͓̯̬̝̇̓̈́ͩ̓ͣ̉̀ͅs̱͎̉ͭ̾̆͊̕͟t͆ͯͤ̑̂̋̓��̳̩̲i̹̜̳̰̓̈́̈ͣ̒ͤͯ́͞l͙̹̳͖̄̏̽̀ͯ̔ͮ̓͠l̶͖̼̥̣͕̺̫̻͐ͬ͋ͅ.̢̺̲̦̥̮̩ͬͨ̋̒ͭͥ̌́͟ ̧̨̪̗̝̎ͮͯ̓̂̓̌̉͢Ȉ̸̜͇̥̪̖͇ͬ̓ͧ̑t̘̟͇͐̓̓̆̈́ͬͮ͜'̶̞̯̯̲̳̖͊̃͆͒͒̃͘͞ͅl͕̺̃̊̀͘͝l̢̺̞̬̼̜̿͂̄ͥͩ̎̈̊̑̕ͅͅ ̲͕̟̠̞̪ͦ̐͋͑͞ͅͅb̬̻͔͉͈̣̼̔̇͂̒ͨ́ͥḛ̫̯̣̰̙̤ͨͥ̂̂ͬ͟͢ ͧ̕͏̫͖̳̮̬̙ǫ̠̣̝͇̘͔̔ͨͭͣ̇ͨ͜v̶̱̰̼̳̌̐̓̽̒ͅe͉͕̠̳̦̩͊͊͂ͦ̃̈́ͦͧr̙̣̹̙̪̓̌ͦ̅ͪ̕ ̶͈̭̤̞̲̇͒̌͠s͔͎̻̳̦͊̐̍ͤͧ̚͟͞o̷͓̱̪̜̓ͮò̬̣̣̺ͮ̈͛ͧ́ñ̳͇̥ͫ̌ͩͤ͟.̢̘̤͖̌̋ͩ͜
❛ I REFUSE. ❜
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Toy shop rave w/ flashliiight
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Part 2 of Ebony stealing my iPod/photos I took of Ebony
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Part 1 of when Ebony stole my iPod
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actionables:
romance is alive

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juST STOP EV ERYTHING
“ … Well, that aside: I would hope you’re not expecting me to squeeze into that tight of a hole, right? I’m much too large! ”

❛ but, you’ve done it before now. ❜
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“If I dump an entire cup of sugar into my mouth. And I swallow it without chewing. Then I drank it.”
❛ true. i dare you to do that. ❜
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me: is dying bc i ran 3 centimetres

CHASES AND PROWLS.
❛ STOP CHASING MEME. ❜ SCREMS @ SKY
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i’ve been going to liverpool for like 2 years and yet i still get lost 8///
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littlesokka:
(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
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my precious gou matsuoka (。♥‿♥。)
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beats someone up with a minion plush
❝ I DON’T EVEN CARE how long it fucking takes. I want every last one of those fuckers and that minion shit gone. ❞
❛ i meme - we can’t murder them. i haven’t got enough room in my sin pockets for that. ❜
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covers mouth. sh im trying to lay here
“ okay, hugs and kisses first, though. c’mere. “
cue him wrapping his arms around the bae and peppering her face in small kisses.
flustered squeaky noises tbh. ❛ wow, such cute - i think i might throw up. ❜
#` there he is. the biggest douche in the universe#tfw u get all flustered bc bae and u resort to pulling out a meme
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Day 01: A song you know all the lyrics to.
I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace that slot with what I once bought ‘cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence.
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