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why did neil just accept that andrew was putting him in hot little outfits

why was andrew playing dress to impress with a real man he hated

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Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

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the foxes: kinda weird that while you were gone riko "killed himself", don't you think?

neil: i see where you're coming from

neil: but do you seriously believe that if that was me i could shut the fuck up about it?

the foxes:

neil: everyone would know

the foxes:

neil: i might even take credit for it ngl

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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

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The AFTG fandom vs Nora and her love for not getting the love interest together until the 3rd book

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Not my edit but this is pure comedy

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okay but imagine neil’s coach from millport following his freshman season with the foxes

like “oh my god my player was marked for perfect court!! why is he ginger now?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S THE SON OF A SERIAL KILLER”

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Wymack took two teenagers who were so afraid of coaches and older men they flinched at his presence and loved them so hard they think of him as a father

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kevin's pro teammates will never live up to neil josten. kevin lets them know this daily.

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Remember when Neil pretended to have an assignment on truck drivers in order to hitchhike a ride back to school after his future boyfriend drugged him, and then he spent the entire car ride exchanging stories with the truck driver?

What a guy

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poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

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kevin day regularly wakes up in a cold sweat, cursing mary hatfords name because he’s trying to make neil an olympic athlete and hes five fucking three

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After a long day of Neil dealing with the freshman, and being tired, and in pain, and Andrew being in pain him in Andrew lay in bed. Andrew watches the rise and fall of Neil’s chest as he sleeps and suddenly Andrew gets struck with this feeling, this urge

He knows Neil knows but- he just needs to make sure of it!

So Andrew carefully presses his mouth into Neil’s ear and lets out barely a breath of air as he whispers ‘I love you’ for only Neil to hear. Neil doesn’t even open his eyes as he murmurs a sleepy ‘I know’ and ‘I love you too’

From then on cold ‘I hate you’ s slowly turn into quiet ‘I love you’ s never for anyone’s ears except each others

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Actually hilarious to me that Riko & co. thought that Kevin went out and recruited Neil Josten aka Nathaniel Wesninski aka The Butcher's son ON PURPOSE

They really thought my guy went "you took my hand? Well I'm taking your runaway backliner who's been missing for the past eight years." And that he went and did it BY HIMSELF in FOUR MONTHS

I know Kevin is and has always been That Bitch™, but he could never dream to serve the amount of cunt Riko thought him capable of when he first got the lab results back from Kathy's show. No wonder they were so mad lol

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I would also like to add that Kevin also pretends like he’s an idgafer about anything except exy and then he does shit like:

Tells Neil to run knowing it would mean the end of the exy season

Begs Riko to let him major in history simply because he loves it

Have his entire character in the new books just be about trying to keep Jean safe

AND EVEN BEFORE THAT Kevin risking his own safety to go against Riko and learn French for Jean

Like Kevin cares so much but loves to pretend he doesn’t

andrew is the fakest idgafer because there’s no way he was chill about his sexy situationship (love of his life) giving him a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS in stolen yakuza blood money to buy him a maserati. his dream car.

he is but a simple gay man. i know damn well he had to sit on the roof and smoke for three hours while blasting complicated by avril lavigne on loop before he was chill enough to be seen

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my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

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Im sorry-

Did- did Jeremy’s mom just-

IS JEREMY NAMES JEREMY ALAN AS IN JEREMY ALLEN WHITE

This books man I can’t 😭