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SPOILER FOR TYRANTS TOMB

who else had a heart attack when frank nearly died in the tyrants tomb??

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one day nothing happens

somehow, zeus and odin meet

zeus: who are you??

odin: who are you?!!?!

zeus and odin, at the same time: i’m the ruler of this universe!

zeus: but there can only be one ruler

odin: bring it on

percy and magnus: *take popcorn*

magnus: i’m betting 100 plates of farfel that odin is gonna win

percy: bring it on

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*after a monster attack*

jason: bro, you’re bleeding

jason: did the monster get to you?

percy,sheepishly: no, i did that myself. i tripped over my shoelaces.

percy: don’t tell annabeth!

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caleo wedding

*monster attacks*

Calypso: You don’t think I can fight, because I’m a girl.

Percy: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress

Percy: For what it’s worth, I don’t think Leo could fight in that dress either.

Leo: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

Percy, Calypso and monster:

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drew: *takes photos of her food* piper: food goes in as food and comes out as shit. just eat your food already!

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solangelo at 3am

nico: every year on the calendar, we pass our future death anniversary will: nico: can’t wait

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fierrochase at 3am

magnus: if you work on a farm and look after chickens, you are a chicken tender alex: alex: i’m gonna give you 3 seconds to get out of the room before i slice your head off

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percy and annabeth are that trendy couple on tik tok.

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nobody:

percy: i almost dropped my watch on the soft carpeted floor but thank god i have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead

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caleo on a dangerous mission

calypso: so what’s our exit strategy? leo: our what? leo: oh so that’s what i forgot calypso: calypso: if we survive this, i’m going to kill you later

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percabeth play kahoot

percy: *spams the blue button* annabeth: you know that blue isn’t always the correct answer right? percy: in blue we trust annabeth: *facepalms*