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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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Reblog if you’re a Slytherin who loves to read

Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin

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Gansey: Are you a big spoon, or little spoon?

Ronan: I’m a knife.

Adam from the other room: he’s a little spoon.

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This is breathtaking

Romain Trystram  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/romain-trystram-948a5719  -  https://romaintrystram.myportfolio.com   -  https://dribbble.com/RomainTrystram  -  https://www.artstation.com/romain_trystram

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marauders as things me and my friends have said/done

peter: *holding a dollar bill* these things are unrippable! *accidentally rips it in half*

remus: it deeply upsets and disturbs me that they feel the need to divide chocolate bars into squares. why do they do that? its as if they're trying to make me feel bad for eating the whole thing to myself, like i'm meant to have it piece by piece, or share it, something ridiculous like that. why do they insist on controlling me like this? can a man not eat an entire chocolate bar to himself without getting grief for it?

sirius: *janitor walks into the room* ....i hate to be the one that says it, but that janitor has a nice ass.

james: looks come and go with age, but a jawline like this is forever.

teacher: now, this exam counts as half of your overall grade, so please take it seriously. i don't want to hear any noise while you're working, okay?

sirius: *walks in with headphones in* HEY HOWDY HEY

peter: *throws a wet ball of toilet paper onto the bathroom ceiling* don't worry guys i've got this *puts his foot on the soap dispenser on the wall to try and get up and pull the toilet paper down, only for the dispenser to snap off the wall and cause him to fall ass first onto the floor*

sirius: i think i need to make an appointment with the school counsellor.

remus: why?

sirius: because she's the only one who's not allowed to run away when i start talking about dogs and i have so much to say about them.

james: guys remember to be quiet when we go down this corridor, there's an exam going on in that classroom.

sirius: *goes up to the door of the classroom where the exam is happening* GOOD LUCK IN THERE, YEET

james: *on the phone* Hi mum. Yeah. No, sorry about that. I was trying to deep throat a banana and things went slightly wrong. It won't happen again. Cheers.

sirius: *looking at a drawing on instagram* jesus, some people are terrible at art.

peter: that's not very nice, you're not exactly mozart yourself.

remus: do you mean monet?

peter: *clears his throat awkwardly and walks away*

remus: FOR THE LAST TIME, DECIDING WHETHER TO GET A NIPPLE PIERCING OR A DICK PIERCING IS NOT A MORAL DILEMMA.

james: is 'julember' a month? am i going crazy?

peter: I WANT TO FORCE FEED YOU BEES.

sirius: *draws a face on a balloon* everyone, meet my new lover *accidentally sits on the balloon and starts screaming*

sirius: i want to shove a flute up that teacher's ass

james: i'm not gay, but i would happily show you my dick if you asked.

remus: *walks into a room without a word and starts flipping tables violently then walks out again calmly*

james: im so tired

sirius: why did you look at me when you said that?

james: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT WE GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT

sirius: YOU WERE THE ONE TALKING ABOUT NIPPLES AND VOLCANOES

james: AND YOU WERE THE ONE SINGING JAR OF HEARTS IN THE BATHROOM FOR HALF AN HOUR

sirius: look, i've already told him that i'm sorry.

remus: you threw him a bag of skittles from your bedroom window and it hit him on the head. that's not the same as saying sorry.

sirius: if he doesn't see that as a reason to forgive me then there's nothing more i can do.

james: *claps hands* right guys, gather round! *they come over and he puts his arms round them* now listen, i fucking hate you all.

sirius: here's a tip for next time you talk: do it with your mouth shut.

james: *in the library* you know, some people often tell me they're jealous of my moves, and who can blame them? *tries to jump over box of books and falls flat on his face as the librarian starts yelling*

sirius: can i have some of your chocolate?

remus: no

sirius: but sharing is caring!

remus: good thing im a stone cold bitch then *shoves the entire bar in his mouth*

peter: i do have stubble!

remus: you have about as much stubble as a baby on estrogen

james: *pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall and shoves it in a random school bag that was lying on the floor*

peter: *in gym class* dont worry, i can do this *tries to hurdle over the tennis net but instead knocks the entire thing over so the whole class has to stop playing

remus: we're going to the bathroom

peter: why?

remus: to pee

sirius: *at the exact same time* TO FUCK

sirius: *slams his locker shut angrily* IM A BITCH, OKAY? IM A BIG GAY BITCH.

peter: raw carrots are so perfect, like why would you feel the need to COOK them? they're perfect the way they are. cooking carrots is like taking the mona lisa and pissing all over it.

sirius: i'm the dark horse of the friendship group.

remus: no, you're the white bitch of the friendship group.

james: whoever manages to touch the ceiling gets a signed copy of one of my nudes *everyone sits down and puts their hands on the floor*

teacher: there was a tea tray left out for the headmaster's conference and all the sugar cubes are gone. does anyone know who is responsible?

sirius: *putting five sugar cubes in his mouth* life is full of mysteries.

remus: sometimes, i think im tired, then i realise that im not tired, i just really want to die.

sirius: I BARELY EVEN TOUCHED HIM!

teacher: you hit him with a baseball bat!

sirius: IT WAS A CHEAP PIECE OF PLASTIC, NOT THOR'S MIGHTY HAMMER

james: well, i guess lying through your teeth is better than lying through your butthole.

sirius: *turns on the flashlight on his phone and shines it in a girl's face when she's bitching about his friends* SHINE, JESUS, SHINE

peter: there's no 'I' in 'team', but there is an 'I' in 'apple pie' *pulls slice of pie out his pocket and eats it whole*

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the planets aren’t in gatorade anymore but my life still sucks????

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Perfection

Harry, Harry, Harry…

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Rowan Whitethorn

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so this is my first digital art of my idea of what Harry Potter looks like. I got really inspired by @upthehillart and I know that this is pretty choppy and the shading isn’t rlly good but I’m really proud of it since I spend a whole lot of time on it.

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is cal calore okay?

nah

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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Me trying to work out how they are going to wrap up the entire ToG series in 700 pages!

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everyone who reblogs this

will receive a piece of art based on their url

e v e r y o n e

tag people, reblog, so on

now i tag people

@frnkfuckniero @joshdunsleftdrumstick @the-black-melody @the10dollarfoundingfather @markdebutslimitlessly @opaiescents

no reblogs will be taken after DEC 31st

sorry

but i will start this again

(make sure submissions are open)

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A L E K S A N D E R   M O R O Z O V A   aka.  THE DARKLING

    ↳ a boy - brilliant, blessed with too much power, burdened by eternity.

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Tender Crows

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Heart Mender

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im indulging myself in vine classics (x)