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VOTE VOTE VOTE! It’s on twitter so if you’re logged in and on mobile it will literally take 3 seconds

It’s a stupid poll I know! But it’s still E!News and it’s gonna get announced at the awards show tomorrow lmao 

C’mon Tony Stans, we seriously gonna let Jeniffer Aniston joining instagram be the pop culture moment of 2019 instead of Tony Stark who we’ve loved for 10 years sacrificing himself huh??? 👇

https://twitter.com/enews/status/1191761494213447680

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Every time I think I’ve gotten past the Endgame anger stage a clown opens their mouths and I just -

So let me get this straight.

2012 Steve, fairly fresh out of the ice, traumatized beyond words and grieving, clinging to serving and fighting because it’s literally the only thing he has left, ready to drop everything at the mere mention of Bucky’s name: nerd lmao

Endgame Steve: new and improved™️, pasty, talks about nothing but a long-dead woman he kissed once in front of Tommy Lee Jones, exhibits less personality than a stale french fry, never says a word about anyone he lost in the snap because who cares lol, peaces out instead of helping rebuild the team/compound so that he can go build a weird AU timeline with aforementioned long-dead woman even tho she already had a husband and kids: cool™️, worthy™️, the best Steve Rogers ever!!!!11!11! So much better than that nerd from the Cap trilogy!!

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The thing I hate about Tony Stark is that he’s dead. That bitch really just decided to sacrifice himself and snapped ???? The audacity????? So rude????? Didn’t even ask how everyone would feel??? I didn’t authorise that and he did it anyway what an asshole?? I expect a full resurrection by 9am tomorrow in my office. Fix this, bitch.

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This is undeniably one of the most beautiful sets of artwork I have ever seen in my entire life

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This was a perfect read. I adored it. Beautifully written, just lovely. Please read it. Wonderful.

Starker - Age of Adeline AU

Prompted by an anonymous genius, this one-shot is starker endgame, with background Harley/Peter, Bucky/Peter, Wade/Peter. Enjoy beautiful people! 

many thanks to @darker-soft-starker who helped me every time i got stuck xx 

Harley doesn’t bring guys home.

He’s a playboy, he takes after his dad like that, but Peter-

Well, Harley’s not a fool.

He’d scoffed at ideas of love at first sight, but Peter is radiant. He’s perfect and Harley’s determined not to mess it up.

It’s why he’s pulling up now, driving carefully over snow and ice to park next to his dad’s glistening maserati (show off, Harley thinks fondly). It’s why he’s bringing Peter to meet his dad even though they’ve only been dating two months. Even though Harley doesn’t bring guys home and-

“Harley?” Comes the sweet voice of an angel, and Harley’s jerked out of his nervousness to see his boyfriend looking at him from the passenger’s seat- eyebrows furrowed together with concern. “Are you okay?”

“I…” sometimes Peter doesn’t even seem real. Just this perfect thing that’s been created, an angel God forgot to scoop back up into heaven, some sort of fairy creature without wings-

“We don’t have to do this,” Peter whispers, reaching over to lay his small hand over Harley’s where it grips the wheel. “I can meet your dad anytime, really, don’t force yourself.” Peter’s voice is soft, his eyes sparkle with earnestness.

“No.” Harley mutters, lifting Peter’s hand to kiss his fingers. “You’re gonna meet him. He’s going to talk to you for five seconds and then beg you to marry me.”

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I REALLY love thinking about how jealous Tony would get if he saw the way Quinton looked at Peter or the way he invalided his personal space in FFH.

Like imagine that scene at the bar except Tony had somehow hacked into a near by surveillance camera and he could see how Quinton was leaning so close to Peter that their shoulders were almost touching.

Tony would be fueled by pure rage and possessiveness. Feeling something dark and primal flare up at the thought of anyone else touching Peter, especially someone like Quinton Beck.

Hating the way Peter would innocently stare at the other man with those doe eyes, so pure and trusting.

Smiling at something the other man said so carelessly sharing that tender side of himself that only belonged to Tony.

While all Tony could do was watch. His blood boiling and his reckless impulses screaming at him to command EDITH to kill assigned target.

All he could think about was Peter, ever since the boy left on his school trip, being near him, touching him, being inside of him.

He belonged to Peter, mind, body, and soul.

Can’t you see how crazy you make me?



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Today would have been Carrie Fisher’s 63rd birthday. We’re remembering the legendary actress and writer with a throwback to 1991 when she and @RobertDowneyJr walked us through the set of ‘Soapdish'– and had us cracking up!  We miss you, Carrie.

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My Barista Is A Camboy

It’s as Tony is zoned out jogging on the treadmill, earbuds in place and pleasantly tuning out the rest of the world, that the man (kid, really, he’s probably barely old enough to drink if that, but he feels better lusting after a man) he’s been idly watching lift weights across the gym crouches down in a squat and familiarity slots into place.

He knows that ass.

He’s jerked off to that ass.

He finally has a face to put towards his favorite camboy, Spidertwink. He’s kept his anonymity and explained away the moniker in one fell swoop by always performing with a Spider-Man mask on (nothing but the mask most nights). 

Apparently, his favorite camboy is also his favorite barista; the young, college-attending, blushes-so-pretty-whenever-Tony-flirts Peter Parker. Peter Parker who started attending this gym after Tony recommended it and always stops by to say hi and then always works out right in front of Tony in the smallest pair of cotton shorts. He lifts. He’s stronger than Tony at the rack despite being smaller in build and muscle mass. 

Tony still spots for him, of course. If he asks. Today Peter is doing a light load, heavy rep for strength training and doesn’t really need it but if he asked-

If he asked, today, Tony would have to decline because he can’t stop remembering what Peter’s ass looked like in that same position last night, riding a dildo bigger than Tony’s cock and whimpering out the name of his highest bidder. He can’t stop remembering how he’d moaned, low and hard through the mask, hand flying up and down and cum shooting towards the camera like a cheesy porno comercial. How endearing he’d been when he’d wiped the glass off with a wet wipe and fussed over the lens condition -Tony tipped him five grand and told him to buy a new one- and then Peter was crying and thanking him and Tony was coming into his fist, too.

Yeah, no, no dice. Tony is out of commission today. He should probably go home before his semi-hard cock becomes a full fledged public indecency. It’s bad enough that Peter has become masturbatory material in two places in his life; adding this entirely sexual third element makes everything seem like he’s in the beginnings to a bad porno. 

He watches Peter perform a perfectly executed power clean. His thighs are straight and he’s balanced so effortlessly and his ass is so round; now Tony knows how Spidertwink can hold some of the positions he does on stream. His core strength is fantastic and it shows in how well he can take dick, that’s for sure. 

Oh, god. How’s he going to get his morning coffee now? All he’ll be able to do is stare at his chest when the kids not looking and remember when Spidertwink lamented in chat about always wanting to get his nipples pierced but never having the money or time for it. Tony fixed the money issue for him right then and there, of course. Anything for his -virtual, pretend- babyboy. 

It’s not pretend when Peter racks up, removes the weights, or does a quick stretch.

It’s not virtual when he turns around and starts walking towards Tony.

Softly and under his breath Tony whispers, “Fuck.”

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if marvel revealed that steve rogers was actually stuck in the quantum realm it would legitimately be one of the most unsettling plot twists they could manage like not only would it mean that old steve is not steve at all, rather someone or something else, but it would also imply that steve didn’t finish his mission and return all the stones & that the very fabric of reality is in danger

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HE’S YOUR BABY,

YOUR DADDY,

AND YOUR BABY’S DADDY

can I just say,

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10/12/2019-New IG story from Chris 😆

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If this isn’t the hottest daddy/brat silent exchange then I don’t know what is.