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Paul: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? 
Ruth: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. 
Richie: Pete bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he’s WRONG.

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Hypothetically…. NPMD Monster High AU……….

Pete: A poltergeist. Peter Geist just wants to be invisible but he’s constantly getting into mischief with his friends that draws too much attention to himself!

Steph: Mummy cause she’s gotta keep family secrets UNDER WRAPS ;) and in MH the DeNiles are also a powerful family so having the Lauters be mummies is just so…

Richie: Freshwater monster!! He wishes he was a Ningen from the western Pacific but actually he’s just from Lake Michigan lol he loves swimming and sushi and you can tell when he’s dehydrated when the blue on his hair starts to turn brown!

Ruth: Frankenstein’s monster. Kinda a given with FrankenRuth. I imagine she’s constantly altering her body parts to try to be as attractive to others as possible. The bolts are on her temples and her headgear attaches to it

Grace: Vampire. It’s funny because she doesn’t get to touch a cross AND Angela is Italian so no garlic for Grace :(

Max: A Jekyll and Hyde type creature. I imagine his Jekyll side is the Max we see in the Waylon place, and The Jägerman persona is the Hyde, and the Hyde half is easily triggered when he’s overwhelmed or intimidated and is hard to control. Not necessarily kept at bay without music like Jackson and Holt, but hey what are you gonna do, amiright?

Brenda and Stacy are definitely werecats that roll in the same pack, Jason is a fellow vampire, and Kyle is a werewolf which is part of the reason Max wouldn’t let him date Brenda

Talk about being a literal monster lmao

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nah man he’s just an exhibitionist

thinking about the line "you can watch as i rise" from literal monster and how it isn't about his rise to power at hatchetfield high. he's already the most powerful person at school.

no, that line is about us. the audience. watching as he rises from the dead.

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ruth: hey, pete? can i get some dating advice?

pete: just because i'm with steph doesn't mean i know how i did it.

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Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

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It’s always struck me as weird that NPMD ends with homecoming and not prom, because as a non-American, isn’t prom the quintessential American high school end trope thing??

Because of this I looked up what the actual difference is and holy shit homecoming takes place at the end of the first semester of the school year????? (Correction: turns out it’s actually around September/October which is roughly the end of the FIRST TERM)

So you’re telling me that not only do Steph, Grace and Pete have to process their trauma but also deal with SCHOOL????? FOR ANOTHER HALF A YEAR??????? AS HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS?????

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this first video on Jon Matteson's tiktok is of him doing the WAP, and while that is surprising, what's more surprising is every comment under that video is some variation of "I don't remember this part of tgwdlm."

tf do you mean you don't remember???

it was a pretty significant detail

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Yeah.

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so i remember seeing a post somewhere here talking about how if joey richter had a mustache on a stick/stick-on mustache he could easily play both ted and pete in the same scene, and i love that idea, but if it were to happen i do want one part to be included about pete wanting a mustache, something like

Pete: You know, I've been thinking about growing a mustache.

Ted, while smoothing out his mustache: You? (he turns to face pete) With a mustache? (he laughs) Like you could ever pull off a mustache.

Pete: Hey! I would look great with a mustache!

basically i want a scene where pete and ted talk about how pete would look terrible with a mustache aka joey richter putting on and taking off a mustache while telling himself he would look stupid with a mustache and arguing with himself

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thinking abt how in almost every other hatchetfield thing teds very obviously made out to be an asshole but in abstinence camp we literally. only see a good side of him. like he clearly has a very positive relationship with peter, he lightheartedly flips him off as he leaves, pete finds teds porno mag and says ‘he’s with me always’. nothing to add really i just like it

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I can't draw but (here we go again) if I could I would produce a drawing of Richie Lipschitz wearing a graphic t-shirt that says "My uncle is a BISEXUAL ✨millennial✨ with AUTISM who 🔥HATES🔥 MUSICALS and I love him SO MUCH. 🫶"

Paul spat out his coffee when he saw it.

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Is this anything

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big fan of how dogshit the ship names between max and pete are. jagoffski or spankerman choose wisely

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i drew this on my pbone so it’s messier than usual and. a bit icky looking.

Nerd Ted. Nerd Ted. Nerd Ted.

a little comic about them :]

it’s so freaking hard to write in cursive on my phone

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are we gonna have a problem?

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Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛