#jane’s a car

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[lovelautski]

[theatre-apocalypse]

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 3 | Becky Barnes Climbing a Tree

[vicariousscrolling]

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay?? i’ve got my foot on the gas? the carburetor groans while the fuel injection moans????

[secondstar-acorn]

[gone-to-oregone]

Tag yourself: Jane’s a Car, That Scene edition

[wigglys-dikrats]

mark’s newspaper has headlines that read ‘clivesdale cherry festival cancelled due to lack of interest’

and

‘hatchetfield puts its foot on the gas’

these fuckin’ guys

[teamstarkid-polls]

you. no need to run away, you little runaway, cause the nightmare time poll will get you soon!

this poll will consist of three rounds, in which all twelve official nightmare episodes compete to see which we, the fans, consider to be the best!

(sadly, because it’s not an official episode and it would unbalance the bracket, “Hey, Melissa!” will not be included)

the battle pairings for Round 1 were picked randomly, and are as follows:

Forever and Always vs. Killer Track

Time Bastard vs. Abstinence Camp

Watcher World vs. Honey Queen

Yellow Jacket vs. Daddy

Hatchetfield Ape-Man vs. The Witch in the Web

Jane’s a Car vs. Perky’s Buds

while voting, I ask that everyone consider the quality of the writing and acting in each, and whether the episode is OBJECTIVELY good. don’t impulse vote for your favourite!

the tournament will begin today, January 15th, at 5pm EST.

[marvelmaniac715]

I’ve come up with a ship for an alternate universe where Jane survives the car accident instead of Tom:

Jane Perkins x Gary Goldstein. Think about it - Hatchetfield’s only therapist with Hatchetfield’s only attorney. They could run joint sessions where Jane helps you tackle your trauma whilst Gary chimes in with legal advice. It’s cursed, it’s awful, it’s nowhere near as cute as Tom and Becky, but it’s something I made and something I’m proud of.

[aliceisaperson]

Looking back at the Jane’s a Car music video, people really should have seen Tom fucking his car coming

[two-sibyls-tall]

My friend is very likely to never watch Nightmare Time, but she does want me to explain it to her, so I’m trying to summarize each of the stories in as cryptic a way as possible. Purely because then I can read the summary to her, explain the story, and then watch her realize that my AWFUL summary is technically spot on

[growing-past-me]

Me: haha I’m gonna watch some starkid before I take a nap.

Me, more wide awake then ever: A CAR? HE FUCKED A CAR? A CAR? A GASLIGHTING CAR?

[talesandfluff]

oh so when Ja'far yearns for his dead wife he misses, it's "the most beautiful solo in Starkid canon" and "heartwrenchingly gorgeous", but when I, Tom Houston, fuck my car in my dead wife's honor, suddenly it's "That Scene" and "unsettling and cut down in the editing"

[rentumblsstuff]

Ethan: Dad, why do we charge people to rotate their tires? Don’t the tires already rotate?

Tony: … You’re lucky your girlfriend is morosexual, son.

Ethan: Don’t call Lex a moron!! :(

[tincan-tophat]

Tom’s a Car