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just twiddling my thumbs through the droughtcula
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there is so much discourse that boils down to "if someone doesn't want you to call them something, don't call them that" and it makes me feel insane that nobody can wrap their heads around this kindergarten-level shit
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The face of someone who’s knows the horrors of Scuderia Ferrari is back and is going to be stuck with it.
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The face of someone who knows the horrors of Scuderia Ferrari is back but won’t have to deal with it much longer.
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Damn Monaco curse really said delivery in 7-15 business days 💀
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cant believe charles’s monaco curse and oscar’s streak of bad luck cancelled each other out through the power of adoption
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Today is 24601. Happy pride month.
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You can't even invite a solicitor to your house with the intent of murdering him for his blood any more. Because of woke.
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I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea
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babe wake up it's Quincey day
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Why do the ship names "jiper" "jasiper" "jasper" exist when the elite name "Lightning McLean" is literally right there bruh 😭
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petrichor-enthusiast · 2 months
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Edward Cullen in the first movie/book gives off the same vibes as Frollo singing Hellfire in the Hunchback of Notre Dame
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they are in love!
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petrichor-enthusiast · 2 months
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Can someone please remove the perpetually stabbing knife from my lower abdomen? I have a math class.
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petrichor-enthusiast · 2 months
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biggest strength: unbridled rage
biggest weakness: unbridled rage
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petrichor-enthusiast · 2 months
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Critiques of Taylor Swift in 2024 are literally just like oh noooo she does her job too much!! oh noooo too many people like her!!! Oh nooooo she works too hard!!! Oh noooo she was a little too honest in her music!! OH NOOOOOO
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petrichor-enthusiast · 2 months
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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