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Anyone who dislikes Krobus is a walking red flag

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sorry BETA MALES, but this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like

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Call back to an old ask I sent someone about my Waffle House AU. I really need to post about this soon.

Happy birthday! I see you take AU requests so here's one I've had for a while: The WVBA falls on hard times so they have their boxers work at Waffle House. They might even have to host their fights (either with staff or with customers) in the Waffle House in question.

Thanks! And whoo boy do i love this idea of an au it's so fucking funny!! We need more chaotic restaurant aus for these dumbasses.

Okay so i feel like either Sandy or Joe would be the manager. Joe is more likely imo because while he's not that intimidating in the ring, he can and will kill you in a waffle house.

Aran, Soda and Bull are immediately banned from cooking without supervision on principle. And also because macho ratted on their propensity to burn shit (For fun and on accident).

Bull actually accepts janitor duty because he's got a side job at it so he's good. Soda just takes to stocking stuff.

Kaiser keeps the jukebox maintained, the damn thing breaks every other day.

Tiger runs the cashier.

Hondo ALWAYS does the dishes.

P much everyone else cooks and cleans a little.

Only about half of them are there at one time because that's just how waffle house staffs lmao

Disco just stopped coming in for a month and no one judged him lol

Doc laughed his ass off when he heard about this

Mac is completely exempt from this punishment because he's a good little boy and the wvba doesn't wanna punish their star.

Macho started to ask why he couldn't just pay for a new building and he was put on cleaning duty for a week. It's the punishment that matters macho.

the whole thing is a ruse to drum up attention for a new arena the wvba needed an excuse to build

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You know what, since AO3 can't function for shit rn, I might as well read this so I have something to entertain myself with. Might even check out the TVTropes page when I'm done.

More people need to know about Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami, aka the Death Note version of My Immortal, like here’s the glory that appears in that fic:

Dark Yagami has a special death note that kills everyone’s whose name is in it even if you don’t know their face…or name. Somehow.

The Shinigami of Dark’s death note is named Blud and always eats blood bananas

L uses a Death Note to possess Light’s mom and speak through her to threaten Light and Dark.

There’s an Everything Note. In fact, there are lots of different “notes” (Life Note, Reset Note, etc) but the funniest would have to be…

There’s an Anti Life Note that they use to kill Near so he can’t be Life Noted back to life. He’s inexplicably back chapters later anyway.

Near has a nerf gun that shoots with real bullets

Mikami tells L and Soichiro that Kira is “Light Yaga…” then dies (because Light used his Death Note on him of course) and L and Soichiro are STILL clueless on who it is.

Dark’s death note can kill people in the past and they use that to retroactively kill Matt the day before to stop him from stealing a death note

The author thinks Higuchi’s name is Yotsuba

L’s long lost dad uses a “Secret Death Note” (because the author thinks Death Note radars are a thing and he doesn’t want to be caught) to try to kill him, which he got by sacrificing Matt (yeah he came back) in a volcano.

Since they know a Death Note was used but don’t know who did it other than it was a father, they arrest every father in the world to track him down.

Watari is a the biggest, bloodiest British stereotype ever. And becomes Queen of England at some point.

That’s not even half of it! Just what came to my mind first lol. Give it a read or check one of the readings on YouTube if you enjoy hilariously bad Fanfiction!

EDIT: Here’s the link! https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami

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It's officially been seven whole hours since AO3 was temporarily taken offline in order to fix some kind of bug related to the bookmarks. I'm no expert when it comes to maintaining a website so I might seem like an idiot for this, but I'm genuinely starting to wonder just how broken those bookmarks really are.

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In hindsight, I'm really glad that I mentioned this in the citations of the muffins document

I'm honestly thinking about cancelling my muffins ending at this point, because genuinely, why is everyone involved in the Reitanna Seishin controversy suddenly revealing themselves to be gross/bad people.

First Hanadji's box decides to continue supporting Reitanna (after telling someone to kms), and now IsaacBlooms turns out to have secretly owned an NSFW account where he'd draw lol!/sh0ta.

I am so unbelievably close to crashing out.

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I went through this bitch's blog before I blocked her, and she called the people that rightfully called her out "scenecore f-slurs", when she literally rebloged the same content on her old blog. 😂💀

Look who's back! 🫠

You know the drill. Block 'n report!

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Here's how I'd like to imagine Ebony would react if she found out about their relationship;

Eboby: WILLOW WHAT TH FUCK?!!?!!?

Willow: OMG, Ebony, are you a homophobe?!

Enoby: No it's not cuz ur gay (bsides me and everyone else in this fic is either gay or bi anyway) it's becuz ur dating a fuking PREP!

i wish i was a good writer so i could write a fan fiction of My Immortal from Willow’s perspective about her trying to hide a secret lesbian relationship with Britney That Fucking Prep™️

i saw someone’s hc that Willow hates the prep/goffik rivalry and also i just think it would be so cute. they listen to Avril Lavigne together

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I see that the Little Mac x Birdie propaganda is finally leaving its containment zone. You love to see it chat.

Now I just need to remind myself to post about it for once and not just watch from the sidelines.

Feeding my Combomeal fans again featuring some small Birdie art

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Call back to when Hanadji's box said "I ain't reading all that" when faced with genuine criticism over what they said about Rainbott.

Maybe if you quit being butthurt and actually read on Icing on the Cake, you'd realize that it's not even remotely an attempt to make Muffins child friendly. It has just as much blood, guts and general heavy theming, the torture scenes just aren't elaborated on because they don't need to be; what's being elaborated on is the actual story. And you calling it "bland and dry" is funny when those two words can accurately describe your entire AU. Don't throw rocks when you live in a glass house. Rainbott isn't hypnotizing people into liking Icing more than Muffins, if people like Icing more, than oh well. Who cares. God forbid people like actually well written fanfiction that isn't riddled with blatant ableism and written by a woman who can't take even the tamest of criticisms. And Rainbott didn't name Reitanna because she's done a plethora of problematic and legitimately morally reprehensible things, and they didn't want people dog piling her over it, probably because she's extremely mentally ill and would most definitely not handle it well. Plus, its not like its hard to figure out who wrote the OG Muffins; it's very easy, in fact. All in all, grow up. You're trying to "cancel" an MLP fanfic rewrite because you're butthurt about people liking it more than the original when the original is poorly written and extremely ableist among other things. Get a life and mind your own mediocre AU.

im not reading all that but you have fun being mad or something

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Reblog since I still update this on occasion and this post has been buried underneath my other posts. This time it's with a proper link to the document itself instead the "published using Goggle Docs" version.

Funny Muffins Document

Probably gonna get some pink nights on my ass for speaking negatively about Reitanna and Hanadji by extension (idk how to spell their name), but at least I don't waste my time trying to justify the actions of a transphobe that sexualizes teenagers.

I finally finished that Muffins Saga Google Document

It took me almost an entire year, but I finally finished my Google Document Deep Dive of The Muffins Saga. Just in time before I have to go back to school.

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Out of Touch

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I look away for one moment and suddenly that same person I briefly brought up in the Muffins Document is starting shit again. Not surprising since I'm pretty sure they made a post on Bsky with a hashtag telling Rainbott to off themselves, though I believe they have since deleted it since I can't find it anywhere.

!! DO NOT HARASS ANYONE MENTIONED !! So Hanadji's Box made a video basically trying to defend a known child groomer & pedo (Reitanna Seishin)

And it was god awful, they did NOT debunk anything, their ponysona was in the way of the screenshots, the screenshots are also out of context and they claim in the video that they have no idea what the Reitanna Controversy is about, yet when someone ask them about the videos that I and Issac made, they said this

This is also the same person who made that mess of a tumblr post on their Ask Cake account where they demand their fans to help them try and get 'Icing on the cake' (Rainbott's muffins rewrite) cancelled and claim that Icing on the cake was disrespecting Reitanna seishin, accused it of being a "kid-friendly" version to muffins and said that it was disrespectful because Muffins is Reitanna's vent fic. (unfortunately I can no longer find the stop icing post so they most likely deleted it).

This claim is bullshit because Reitanna NEVER MENTIONED that Muffins is a vent fanfiction, the only vents that were in Muffins is the mad musing chapters and that's it.

This person is also a hypocrite considering that they theirselves had redesign the characters theirselves like this.. so it's disrespectful for us to redesign/rewrite Muffins but it's not to you?

Rules for thee not for me? Unless I'm missing the point, I'm willing to talk things out with Hana and provide evidence of Rei's misconduct unlike Reitanna who claims to have all this evidence but can only show a black screen or screenshots that are just missing context :|

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No shot I saw someone make an edit of this post to support Reitanna. Literally the first thing I saw when I opened up the Muffins tag. 💀

Muffinz userbox!

"This Muffinz fan does NOT support Reitanna!"

Free to use with or without credit <3

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(pretend it says FNF week 8 and Week 3 of Yandere Simulator cuz Tumblr won't let me change it T_T)

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girlfriends 

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I am absolutely in love with @captainzigo's original comic this is based on, I HAD to redraw it

Sorry if this looks kind of messy, I haven't been able to draw in a few days due to a mental health that's been declining hard lately. I hope you all still like it,,