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LMAO

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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I'm convinced they had to delete this cause it counts as a sex scene

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CLAIM IT BEFORE GA TAKES IT FROM YOU

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

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"It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"

What if I transitioned right now out of pure spite WHAT THEN

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i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.

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lowkey hate caitvi because vi’s entire story began with her parents being killed by enforcers (cops) and then growing up in fear of enforcers and watching her people be subjected to the senseless brutality of enforcers until along comes a sexy enforcer lady.

like vi would NEVER become a cop, that goes against her very character. even if there are some parts of caitvi I enjoyed, I think their overall relationship sucks. especially when vi was grieving over losing her sister AGAIN caitlyn somehow knew how the whole thing would play out and was like “time for some pussy lol”

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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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Yall hate on Mike Wheeler too much like… he’s 15 and gay gay for his bff who he watched almost die like 7261819 times while dating his bff’s sister who he also watched almost die 7261819 times. God forbid a teenager doesn’t process his emotions well. Mike Wheeler is a douchebag but so is every teenager at some point

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9x1: buck gasps awake. The whole season was a dream. Fuck you Tim Minear

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Every buddie fic

eddie: gosh I sure love being heterosexual

buck: *hangs out with christopher*

eddie: what the fuck

christopher: dad is so sad when youre not here so you should move in

buck: what the fuck

maddie: lol you guys should kiss

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