Why filter myself when everyone secretly agrees? I'm greenie and truly every thought is beyond orgasmic
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Georges Hobeika 'Goddess of Love' spring 2024 rtw
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i am still so head over heels for you
dearest coworker i've had a wet one for over since we first met, we talk every day now. i know you think the same way about me, lets just GO OUT ??
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you think you're mad, too unstable, kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a resteraunt.
-Pet shop boys (West End Girls)
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The way he rides a forklift does smth to me why do u have to rock it back and forth whenever i talk i cant be thinking these things when our boss is filling out dispatch orders RIGHT THERE
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i have the fattest dreams abt these random guys 3 years older than me and my mind makes it the most melodramatic scene ever known to this earth its actually wild how paranoid i am abt it. Like nothing will ever happen and i want to keep it that way, but geh fact smth might happen SCARES ME
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work is the best way of knowing if someone is actually hot or well dressed. Know why? manufacturing and production means that there is no uniform, everyone is dirty all the time, so everyone wears the rattiest clothes they have bc no shot are they gonna ruin good clothes. Also, everyone is wearing a million stacked layers that do not match the previous one at all bc yk what its the one instance where its truly function>beauty bc not a single person notices or cares. And everyone is in a hairnet or beanie at all times so idk if the hair makes them hot. All i know is faces and personality and that is the true sexy test
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one of my coworkers is just too hot to handle in the least netflix way like omg he took off his raincoat and he was wearing a white shirt like okay omg i didnt know u were a slut but do it again pls
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I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE READ OUT STORIES THEY WROTE WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 14. you can see the actual confusion and constant slight embarrassment and i love it it feels so raw
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when you say it like that it sounds dumb 🙄
this is so funny cause we’re losing our shit cause miles acknowledged that he’s still part of tlsp and the band exists
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let ken be ken.
People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!
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it still makes me piss with excitement every time Calm Like You gets recognition






arctic monkeys + the last shadow puppets as the barbie character posters
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DUDE YES. i refuse to believe theyve never done smth smth behind the scenes. like it’s just an unreasonable expectation to think otherwise.
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CHANGING MY REREAD OF ATYD COMPLEYELY

in these trying times, we’re not trying
heaven jegulus bc who else would it be? @sequinhaze
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me with telling my english teacher my best friend died in a memoir (she helped me write it)
#lying#english teacher#english class#lol#haha#no regrets#give me money#jesse i love you#come back#that was the last i ever saw of her#sorry mr young
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