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Lol that is hilarious I would’ve included it if I saw it. I can’t wait to export the data and actually be able to read all the responses for that question!

Phannie Census Update #3 (My Favorite Write-ins)

Phwoah dads, handing it over to the mod again!

Hi! As I said in my last update, Dan and Phil are right, we really are funnier than them lol. Reading all the write-in responses made me laugh so much, so I figured I should share some of my favorites. (If any of these are yours and you don't want them shared, just send me a message or an ask and I'll take it off the list!)

Total responses as of 3:00 PM 6/22/25: 1686!

(Questions 1 and 2 did not have write-in options)

3. What's your sexual/romantic orientation?

"Idk man i just work here", "🤷"

4. What's your gender?

"I am my own being that just looks cool as fuck", "formless blob" (can't believe I didn't think to include that as an option lol), "I’m whatever gender makes the joke land (in this case I am an evil mix of woman and man >:3)"

(Also, the google form is annoying for this one and only lets me see about half of the write-in responses, so sorry if you wrote something really funny and I didn't see it!)

5. What's your gender identity?

"confusing", ""cis" but specifically with the quotation marks", "Uuuuuuhhhhh", "None gender left beef", "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

6. What was your assigned gender at birth?

"Italian", "Sadly they told me i was a female so oops they messed up", "MALE I SWEAR!!!! !111!!1! (lol female)"

7. What's your race/ethnicity?

"Unfortunately very white:-("

8. What's your age?

"69 joke im 18", "Gay"

(Questions 9 and 10 did not have write-in options)

11. Which of the 4 Gs of the Dan and Phil demographic are you?

"Gamers", "Girlfail", "Bisexual Communist Formless Blob 😂", also shout out to all the people who said they were girlies in vibes/for the joke even though they weren't actual girls

12. Did Dan make you trans/question your gender?

"HE MADE ME QUESTION IT ALL SO YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES", "Honestly no, but it's funny so I pretend like it was him", "yes he made me trans and my name is dan now lol"

(Question 13 had a write-in option, but none of the responses were really funny since it was just asking what year you joined the phandom. Questions 14 and 15 did not have a write-in option.)

16. Are you a dannie or a phillie? (with nuance)

"Currently a Phillie. It's 4AM, I have no nuances to give. Brain no work!!", "Golden piggie", "phil lester's mind is so beautiful i want to swim in it", "dan howell infests my brain like a little parasite", "please do no separate", "Porque no los dos, my comrade", "I vacillate back and forth so frequently im vibrating", "Im a child of phivorce who cannot choose which parent to go with :(",

(I also can't see all the responses for this one so apologies if you wrote something really funny and I didn't see it. One from memory that I can no longer see was: "Phillie born, phillie bred, and when I die, I'll be PHILLIE DEAD").

17. Are you some kind of mentally ill/neurodivergent?

"No im just simply a slaying human being (i am diagnosed mentally ill)", "Yes, not diagnosed but my therapist looks at me with concern", "yes. but o would like to undiagnosed and just be manic pixie dream girl pls :p", "Who really knows atp", "Never diagnosed but something ain’t right upstairs"

18. Specifically, are you autistic?

"Im dyspraxix autism and adhds love child", "prooobably?", "Probably but I have a job so I can’t worry about that right now", "not assessed but my doctor said i should be so like schrödinger’s autism"

19. If you identify as transmasc, do you consider Dan or Phil to be gender goals?

"Both merged into one big gay ball", "white boys? no", "I do not aspire to twinkdom but they are cute boys", "sister daniel I'm sORRY", "I would kill innocent people to have dan's profile"

20. What's your political orientation?

"Strict Doofenshmirtz politics. Whatever allows me to be a gay supervillain", "the gay one", "Oh god the world is burning"

21. Which is better, phyuri or phaoi?

"HOW DARE THY ASK ME TO PICK ONE THY IS EXTREMLY RUDE THY SHALL NOT EVER ASK ME TO PICK ONE AGAIN" (I would like to point out that "How dare you ask me to pick one?" was in fact an option, but this person felt so strongly that they felt the need to clarify beyond that lol), "um gulp??"

22. Are you a furry?

"currently going down the pipeline but not quite there yet", "I have rabbit tendencies….", "I wish but im broke and need to develop my art skills ill call myself a furry in training"

23. Do you think Sister Daniel is hot?

"UHM DO I HELL YEAH I DO THERE ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER", "So hot she needs a longer answer", "Sister Daniel is my gay awakening", "Once k get over religious trauma Yes", "she has the exact same mannerisms as my sister and it makes me wildly uncomfortable" (yikes sorry that is unfortunate), "Too asexual and too repulsed by the catholic church to really have any opinion tbh", "my boyfriend (catholic) loves her 😔", "Queer joy is death by sister daniel", "AWOOOOOOGAHUMMINAHUMMINA CARCRASH"

Also final shout out to the person who put the repeating "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy." joke for every single write-in. It did make me laugh at first, even if it eventually got annoying (not that annoying though, no hard feelings), but I'm sure you had fun doing it lol.

Next week: I'll share what I'm planning for my full analysis! I'm probably going to stay away from complicated statistical tests that can help make generalizations about the population of phannies, since I don't know how well this spread beyond my normal circle of people on tumblr, but I'll share the questions I'm aiming to answer so far and my methods. If you have any other questions you think I could answer with the data, feel free to leave a reply on this update or next week's and I'll see if I can answer it in my final analysis!

Athankyouverymuch everyone!

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads,

Me when I’m trying to open my voice-controlled smart bin but it will only open in response to a campy fake American accent listing a kind of genitalia

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a phannie cup for your fanny <3

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Phwoah dads, I feel like Phil is the stage mom and Dan is the influencer dog specifically when they’re going ad reads, phummina phummina

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Phwoah dads, excellent tag @manicali you get added to the post

Phwoah dads, this thumbnail belongs in spooky week

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Phwoah dads, this thumbnail belongs in spooky week

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Phwoah dads, I haven’t even finished the new video yet but the psychic damage I have is already irreparable

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Phannie Census Update #3 (My Favorite Write-ins)

Phwoah dads, handing it over to the mod again!

Hi! As I said in my last update, Dan and Phil are right, we really are funnier than them lol. Reading all the write-in responses made me laugh so much, so I figured I should share some of my favorites. (If any of these are yours and you don't want them shared, just send me a message or an ask and I'll take it off the list!)

Total responses as of 3:00 PM 6/22/25: 1686!

(Questions 1 and 2 did not have write-in options)

3. What's your sexual/romantic orientation?

"Idk man i just work here", "🤷"

4. What's your gender?

"I am my own being that just looks cool as fuck", "formless blob" (can't believe I didn't think to include that as an option lol), "I’m whatever gender makes the joke land (in this case I am an evil mix of woman and man >:3)"

(Also, the google form is annoying for this one and only lets me see about half of the write-in responses, so sorry if you wrote something really funny and I didn't see it!)

5. What's your gender identity?

"confusing", ""cis" but specifically with the quotation marks", "Uuuuuuhhhhh", "None gender left beef", "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

6. What was your assigned gender at birth?

"Italian", "Sadly they told me i was a female so oops they messed up", "MALE I SWEAR!!!! !111!!1! (lol female)"

7. What's your race/ethnicity?

"Unfortunately very white:-("

8. What's your age?

"69 joke im 18", "Gay"

(Questions 9 and 10 did not have write-in options)

11. Which of the 4 Gs of the Dan and Phil demographic are you?

"Gamers", "Girlfail", "Bisexual Communist Formless Blob 😂", also shout out to all the people who said they were girlies in vibes/for the joke even though they weren't actual girls

12. Did Dan make you trans/question your gender?

"HE MADE ME QUESTION IT ALL SO YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES", "Honestly no, but it's funny so I pretend like it was him", "yes he made me trans and my name is dan now lol"

(Question 13 had a write-in option, but none of the responses were really funny since it was just asking what year you joined the phandom. Questions 14 and 15 did not have a write-in option.)

16. Are you a dannie or a phillie? (with nuance)

"Currently a Phillie. It's 4AM, I have no nuances to give. Brain no work!!", "Golden piggie", "phil lester's mind is so beautiful i want to swim in it", "dan howell infests my brain like a little parasite", "please do no separate", "Porque no los dos, my comrade", "I vacillate back and forth so frequently im vibrating", "Im a child of phivorce who cannot choose which parent to go with :(",

(I also can't see all the responses for this one so apologies if you wrote something really funny and I didn't see it. One from memory that I can no longer see was: "Phillie born, phillie bred, and when I die, I'll be PHILLIE DEAD").

17. Are you some kind of mentally ill/neurodivergent?

"No im just simply a slaying human being (i am diagnosed mentally ill)", "Yes, not diagnosed but my therapist looks at me with concern", "yes. but o would like to undiagnosed and just be manic pixie dream girl pls :p", "Who really knows atp", "Never diagnosed but something ain’t right upstairs"

18. Specifically, are you autistic?

"Im dyspraxix autism and adhds love child", "prooobably?", "Probably but I have a job so I can’t worry about that right now", "not assessed but my doctor said i should be so like schrödinger’s autism"

19. If you identify as transmasc, do you consider Dan or Phil to be gender goals?

"Both merged into one big gay ball", "white boys? no", "I do not aspire to twinkdom but they are cute boys", "sister daniel I'm sORRY", "I would kill innocent people to have dan's profile"

20. What's your political orientation?

"Strict Doofenshmirtz politics. Whatever allows me to be a gay supervillain", "the gay one", "Oh god the world is burning"

21. Which is better, phyuri or phaoi?

"HOW DARE THY ASK ME TO PICK ONE THY IS EXTREMLY RUDE THY SHALL NOT EVER ASK ME TO PICK ONE AGAIN" (I would like to point out that "How dare you ask me to pick one?" was in fact an option, but this person felt so strongly that they felt the need to clarify beyond that lol), "um gulp??"

22. Are you a furry?

"currently going down the pipeline but not quite there yet", "I have rabbit tendencies….", "I wish but im broke and need to develop my art skills ill call myself a furry in training"

23. Do you think Sister Daniel is hot?

"UHM DO I HELL YEAH I DO THERE ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER", "So hot she needs a longer answer", "Sister Daniel is my gay awakening", "Once k get over religious trauma Yes", "she has the exact same mannerisms as my sister and it makes me wildly uncomfortable" (yikes sorry that is unfortunate), "Too asexual and too repulsed by the catholic church to really have any opinion tbh", "my boyfriend (catholic) loves her 😔", "Queer joy is death by sister daniel", "AWOOOOOOGAHUMMINAHUMMINA CARCRASH"

Also final shout out to the person who put the repeating "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy." joke for every single write-in. It did make me laugh at first, even if it eventually got annoying (not that annoying though, no hard feelings), but I'm sure you had fun doing it lol.

Next week: I'll share what I'm planning for my full analysis! I'm probably going to stay away from complicated statistical tests that can help make generalizations about the population of phannies, since I don't know how well this spread beyond my normal circle of people on tumblr, but I'll share the questions I'm aiming to answer so far and my methods. If you have any other questions you think I could answer with the data, feel free to leave a reply on this update or next week's and I'll see if I can answer it in my final analysis!

Athankyouverymuch everyone!

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, I think the name is mighty clever, Mr. Shrimpley. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, phummina phummina

Love what you're doing , but (woah mama) that name isn't even clever.

I made this blog at like 12 am give me some slack mama

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Phwoah dads, deltarune chapter 4 secret boss spoilers!

I can’t believe I finally beat the secret boss after 5 hours over the course of several days and was rewarded with The Phannie Reference of all time

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Phwoah dads, no golden pig :( but I did get a holo Phil card and had no repeats with the pack I got at the show so still very good!

New cards on top, cards from the show on the bottom (I also got the dads hat!)

I only bought one pack but I feel like the universe should reward me for that Willy wonka-style, amirite?

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Phwoah dads, wow, an Elvis with more polls than me! A rare sight to see, phummina phummina. I love me a poll *sexy end screen dance*

Bzz Mama what if I host an Elvii Talent Show with @yn-presley, winner gets a lifetime supply of hummina hummina honey.

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Phwoah dads, awesome! It might be a little hard to track all of us down, phummina phummina. Maybe @elvis-resercher-official can help with that *sexy end screen dance*

Phwoah dads, have you considered interviewing some of the Elvii after you’ve finished with your quest to interview the croakerverse?

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#Absolutely! I’d be #honored to interview any of the #kings #(gender neutral) #of #rock #and #roll!

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Phwoah dads, I love my wife so much

Who would top between you and Jesus?

Me.

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Phwoah dads, I’d love a talent contest, although I’d imagine we all have pretty similar singing voices given the fact that we’re all Elvii, phummina phummina. Does encyclopedic knowledge of Dan and Phil count as a talent?

Bzz Mama what if I host an Elvii Talent Show with @yn-presley, winner gets a lifetime supply of hummina hummina honey.

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You are so invaluable and appreciated 🥰 Thank you for being such a special part of the phandom. Your posts always make me smile!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Phwoah dads, thank you, athankyouverymuch!! Messages like these always make me smile *sexy end screen dance*

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Phwoah dads, wow what a cool hound dog! I love his glasses, phummina phummina. What an icon *sexy end screen dance*

Meow Mama what if we made a few follower goals >:3

500 - I post a picture of my dog who is also named Elvis

1000- ukulele cover

2000 - CatGirlPresley sends audition tape into America's Got Talent