phdalistair

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I’ve been juicing my tax documents like they were oranges since before you were born. The sweet nectar of fraud. Tongue coating of paper.

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Stop asking kids if they had fun.

Stop asking kids if they had fun when they come home from an event.

Instead, follow the DUCK method:

Did they meet individuals capable of increasing their net worth to $2 million before the age of 9?

Uzbekistan

Can a child dream?

Kelly Clarkson’s ice bath routine

Method

This is how you raise kids to offer true value to society.

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My one New Year’s resolution: Busty Biden

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I am learning the hidden language that AI cannot know, that when chatGPT rules the land of men I alone shall be free. a linguistic hermit sentenced to loneliness by the fluid flexibility of his tongue. I dance with fire and it gives me compliments and constructive feedback.

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concerning the post below my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER is FREELY AVAILABLE because I BELIEVE IN MYSELF

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so you want to HUSTLE? don’t want to be BROKE? subscribe now for $29.99 a month. I offer NO VALUE and you will receive NOTHING but you will enjoy the process

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It’s 2034 and I’ve had surgery done to look like a stealth fighter. I have the radar signature of a small opossum. Drones are crashing into me constantly on the pavement and they never apologise. This is the hustle I’m teaching.

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Disclaimer

my posts can’t be ai generated if they’re objectively bad

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that vegan shark from finding nemo was BASED as FRICK

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tumnus is just a guy, and I’m just a guy

"Oh Master Tumnus, dear Master Tumnus," said the Queen, catching his hands and swinging with him as he danced.

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy" - C. S. Lewis

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please don’t reblog this unless you’re turing tested thanks

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hi everyone a welcome and a warning but I’m happy to be here :)

this page is **not** fact checked I’m here to post fresh and hot takes of events which are no longer current NOT accurate. I am an expert in LOVE not in TRUE.