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being on a bus makes u realise ur just some asshole

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new yorkers all dress like they escaped someone's torture basement naked and stole peoples clothes that were drying on a clothesline

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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

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it seems pretty clear that the whole "birth rates would be better if childcare was free/working hours were less taxing/everything wasn't so expensive/etc." that is popular within leftism is cope. countries with such policies tend to have harsher declines, even, than countries without them (because women tend to be much better off in the former countries). the actual uncomfortable explanation is: women don't want to birth and rear that many children.

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Aaand one for superman

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*trapped in trolls cave, weaving under their oversized rudimentary furniture while they chase me down*

troll with cockney british accent: maybe we'll boil em... mash em... puttem in a stew, let him roast in 'es own juices.... my belly's rumblin just thinkin bout it!

other troll in a normal white guy voice: Oh Ooh maybe we could try a little quinoa salad

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Robin Hobb & Anne Rice: if you write fanfiction, kill yourself

Brandon Sanderson: you should write fics about Kaladin getting spit roasted by Shallan and Adolin btw

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Oathbringer sketch page. Man this book was great.

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every other animal probably finds humans so corny with the this is what it means to be human shit. a warthog who rolls around in the mud isn't thinking truly i alone understand that this is the meaning all warthogs before me have tried to find in their lives. she's thinking this luxurious mud bath really hit the spot for me. maybe i'll drink water at some point this week or maybe i won't because i can actually go months without it which is a really neat fact about us warthogs. but she isn't making a whole fuss about it

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every teenage friend group needs their horse girl

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Finally finished up this comic based on this post

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Transparent my cat photo boy/girl >:) /ref

Sorry it's a bad pic XD Up to you if you wanna do it idk

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I like that meme

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identity reveals are always fun

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I’ll find a way to make this same dumb joke in every au