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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

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The most terrifying psychic power, the yaoi beam

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I love slam poetry

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

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Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge

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AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

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When Y/N does something out of my character.

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Y'all crack is out!!!!!!!! For 24 hrs only!!!

Go to dojacat.com ,tap on her photo, fill in your details and download it!??

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The best thing about Weak Hero Class 2 is Park Jihoon and Lee Jun Young's acting range. I think the way their eyes convey everything is extreme talent honed through hard work. Yes, all the actors are marvelous but most have had their big breaks and I kind of want people to start appreciating Park Jihoon and Lee Jun Young's acting more instead of just appreciating their looks and shipping them with their co-stars.

I mean this was Lee Jun Young in an interview 2 days ago. LOOK AT THE WAY HIS EYES CHANGED. GOOSEBUMPS. LITERAL CHILLS.

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i'm only halfway through weak hero class 2 & everyone has so much chemistry with everyone in this season! everyone is so shippable like i don't know whether to ship sieun and juntae??? baku and hyuntak??? hyuntak & juntae?? baku & baekjin?? sieun & seongje??? there are so many possibilities. i'm going to need so many fanfictions after this show oh my god

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Y'all i need some sweet Guem Seong Je fics, everything's so toxic 😔

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So guys when’s the weak hero class 2 smut dropping💔❓

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and i WILL be manifesting weak hero s2 fics mmhm mmhm TRIST

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my cat's initial reaction when we got a kitten

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Not even obsessed but Tumblr’s got me reblogging like it’s my job. My finger’s possessed. Send help.