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I DON’T WANT TO DATE JUST ANYONE, IM NOT LANCE-

Pidge, at some point

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School HC

-It annoys her that her class won't understand the topic and the teacher can't proceed.

-She's a quiet, yet pretty smart student (no surprise actually)

-She always spots the errors her teachers do. She likes to correct them in her mind because she's too shy to.

-She's the best student at computer class. Her computer teacher just puts her A+ for attending to the class.

-Wonders why everyone is so dumb 24/7

-Her handwriting is the worst of all the team, but she has the best grammar.

-Hates PE. Why does this class even exist?

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(Inspired by one of @honestlyprettychill 's drawings and Ally's and I's rp)

Lance: Hey, Pidge! Are you busy tonight?

Pidge: mmmmm no..? Why?

Lance: Cause I ordered some facials and other products and they arrived this morning. And since we usually have video game nights, I thought it could be a good idea having a spa night. What do you think?

Pidge: Sure. It's not like I have anything better to do.

Lance: Thanks, Gunderson!

*Later that night*

Lance: Welcome to my casa!

Pidge: Woah! You have such a big family!

Lance: Hehe yeah, sure. Let's go upstairs, my skin products are there!

*They go to Lance's room*

Lance: *applying a facial on his face* I maybe look weird, but you'll get used to it. Now it's time for yours- *applies facial on her face*

Pidge: *blushes, but it can't be seen because of the facial* Yuck! This feels weird. Why do you like them?

Lance: They make my face softer and radiant and- more specifically- PERFECT!

Pidge: Mhm sure. Like if this products really work...

Lance: They actually do! Ok so, while they are ready let's do our nails.

Pidge: Ooooh, I've never done my nails before. It's not something I'm interested on..

Lance: Ha, really? I'll go for the nail polish!

*goes and gets two colors- blue and green*

Pidge: I choose green!

Lance: Ok, gimme your hand.

*he paints her nails and then proceeds to paint his*

Lance: Now we're matching with our lions!

Pidge: HAHAHSJJS YES WE ARE!

Lance: Ok lemme check the clock..

*Takes off their facials*

Pidge: OOOOH- my face feels softer. Thanks, Lance!

Lance: Nah, no problem. So, are you going to your house or wanna do something else?

Pidge: LETS DO A VIDEO GAME NIGHT!

*they pass the next 7 hours playing video games*

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Sam: You're 19 now, Katie, have you thought about anything for your future?

Pidge: Well I plan on going to a good college, becoming a tech genius, and work for the Garrison. Just like you and Matt!

Sam: I'm not talking about that future... I meant, who'll you marry, will you have kids, where'll you live?

Pidge: Oh! That future...

Sam: And well? Don't you have a boyfriend or something? What about the other paladins?

Pidge: Oh my quiznak! Dad!

Sam: Hehe... I want you to have a nice family and live happily. What about the blue lion's paladin? He seems nice.

Pidge: *blushes*

Sam: mhm, y'know who I'm talking about...

Matt, walking by: DON’T YOU LIKE HIM??

Pidge: ...

Matt: *blows a bunch of kisses teasingly*

Pidge: Matt, shut up!

Sam: So...

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SURGEON HC

Pidge: Ok so Keith and I just realized something...

Keith: Being a surgeon is amazing! You can stab people with knives-

Pidge: AND YOU GET PAID FOR IT!

Shiro, concerned about this two: please tell me you're joking.

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Pidge, watching lance eat jelly: Lance?

Lance: yeah?

Pidge: why are you eating jelly?

lance: well because I like it

Pidge: I find it disgusting

Lance: cmon. try some

Pidge: well then try some peanut butter

lance, nearly falling out of his chair: nO! Not the peanut butter! you know I don't like it

Pidge, doing 'here comes the airplane' to lance: tryyyy iiiit

*keith is putting jelly on pidges sandwich*

Pidge: kEITH! wHy!

Lance: if YOU try jelly then ILL try peanut butter

Pidge: fine

*they both eat jelly and peanut butter*

Lance: This ain't half bad brother

Pidge: This is pretty good

Lance: jelly is still better

Pidge: No u. peanut butter is supreme!

*keith is face palming in the background*

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The Garrison Trio™ is having a sleepover.

Lance: So, how did you managed being in space while being a girl?

Hunk: *face palms*

Pidge: Uhh...the same way you did, Lance.

Lance: No-no-no-no-no. I-uh, I mean like when y'know...

Pidge: *stares in confusion*

Lance: That time when you- uh, feel like more emotional and you like bl-

Hunk: Lance, stop it! You can't just ask a girl such a question!

Pidge: *stares at them awkwardly*

Lance: Ugh, ok. But I'll have the curiosity for the rest of my life..! *cross his arms and dramatically looks away*

Hunk: Seriously, Lance?! You are in-

Pidge: *starts laughing* pffff guys! It's not that delicate.

Hunk: As far as I know iT IS!

Lance: Ha! There you g- wait what?

Pidge: If you *really* wanna know... I don't usually get cramps or any pain unless my anxiety is high. Also I've made robots wh-

Hunk: Stop. We don't need any explanations!

Pidge: Ok then, if you excuse me, I need to go to the restroom.

*Hunk and Lance look at each other and Hunk just face palms again*

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Conspiracy Theories Headcanon

I think Pidge would be the kind of person who loves watching conspiracy theories. That she would spend all the day doing research about it. But when it’s time to sleep, she just can’t! She keeps thinking about them. Staring at the ceiling. Complete silence. Scared of life.

Then she finally falls asleep.

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lance: *comes up with baby names*

pidge: *makes a punnet square*

pidge: ok so I'm homozygous dominant for my brunette hair trait and your heterozygous recessive for your brown hair trait sooo

lance: that's cool but... wHAT THE QUIZNAK IS A HOMOZGYYNAOGSDS

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Pidge & Movies Headcanons

-her favorite genres include:

     -action

     -adventure

     -sci-fi

     -mystery

-she loves watching Netflix before bed, and she rewatches stuff while she works

-she prefers watching alone so she can watch whatever she wants

-when she does watch with others though...

     -she and Lance watch cartoons and the occasional rom-com or romantic drama if Lance can convince her

     -she and Keith watch murder documentaries together

          -they each come up with the most gruesome ways to die, kill, and find the murderers

     -she and Shiro watch police and government shows, but their favorites are Sherlock and Elementary

          -they start each episode with their own theories and plans on how they would solve it

          -Pidge’s are usually more accurate, but Shiro picks up on a lot of the stuff she misses

          -Shiro’s favorite is always Watson, but Pidge always prefers Sherlock

     -she and Hunk watch lots of science shows, especially Mythbusters and Battlebots, and they also will watch the occasional cooking competition

          -they often will recreate the experiments and machines they see on Mythbusters and it drives the others crazy

               - “Pidge, Hunk, you two can’t keep exploding things, it’s dangerous-”

               - “Can’t hear you, Allura, over the sound of C-4 exploding in T-3, 2, 1-”                - *explosion noises, followed by Altean screams*

               - “THEY SAID NOT TO TRY IT AT HOME, ALLURA, WE’RE VERY CLEARLY IN SPACE-

     -she sometimes will try watching old Altean stuff with Coran and Allura

          -she’s not quite sure what it was, but it was alright; definitely not the best, because she couldn’t understand much of the humor

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Lance, walking into Pidge’s room: 1984? Whats it about?

Pidge: In the novel, Great Britain has become a province of a superstate named Oceania. Oceania is ruled by the "Party", who employ the "Thought Police" to persecute individualism and independent thinking.  The Party's leader is Big Brother, who enjoys an intense cult of personality but may not even exist. The protagonist of the novel, Winston Smith, is a rank-and-file Party member. Smith is an outwardly diligent and skillful worker, but he secretly hates the Party and dreams of rebellion against Big Brother. Smith rebels by entering a forbidden relationship with fellow employee Julia.

Lance:

Lance: I thought it was a book about 'what happened in 1984'

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Pidge & Music Headcanons

-most people assume she’s an electric-type music person, but she actually leans towards rock/alt. rock, 80′s music, and a random assortment of others

-she loves a lot of the Imagine Dragons songs, specifically Demons

-she isn’t a great singer, because it’s hard for her to hit the notes, but boy can she rap, and she can do it fast

-she sometimes likes to play around with making her own music, but the farthest she ever gets is a beat

     -when Lance and Hunk joined in one of her beats, Lance provided a singing voice and guitar, Hunk took over the beat, and she started rapping

     -it was a m a z i n g

-she absolutely can’t stand the modern ‘rap music’ though, and she has her reasons

-Lance let her listen to some 2000′s Latina music that she actually kinda liked, even if she didn’t fully understand it

-on the other hand, Allura’s Altean music drives her nuts

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Sleep Deprivation

It's 3 AM. Pidge is acting so weird. Nobody quiznaking knows why. Suddenly, there's silence.

Finally Lance breaks the silence...

Lance: So, Pidge, what's exactly happening?

Pidge: ASDFGSKSK-oh! Well, y'know when you've been awake for like all day and at 3 AM you're having this excess energy and start saying whatever comes to your mind?

All the paladins: ...

Pidge: I call that the drunk phase! Just go with it.

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"I'm like a mouse. You know, they're tiny and cute- but watch out, they can be infected and possibly kill you. Watch. Your. Back."

–Pidge, when someone tells her she's cute

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IM A TECH GORL.

Pidge, screaming at 3AM 

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I may be the shortest, but I’m also the smartest. And the saltiest. And the stalkeriest. Speaking of which, I may have hacked your phone and cancelled your order of garden gnomes, they’re unnecessary.

Pidge, to Lance

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Pidge & Food Headcanons

-she absolutely loves sour candies, especially War Heads

     -whenever the team does a sour challenge, she always wins, and no one understands why she loved them so much

     -it turns out it’s largely because Matt had given her some when she was a toddles as a prank, but instead of spitting them out, she realized she really liked them

     -ever since, he’s kept her stocked up on sour candies in his never-ending attempt to find a sour candy she can’t handle

-she loves sweet foods and salty foods SO MUCH

     -a mix between the two- like a PBJ or salted caramel- is absolute heaven to her

     -she had always loved sweets, but she only got into salty foods after being exposed to popcorn and potato chips in elementary school when they binged movies

-she LOATHES doing dishes so she makes do with what she has

     -there have been several instances in which she has sliced bread with her bayard

-ketchup is a large part of her diet

     -Hunk is constantly getting onto her for putting ketchup on everything she ingests, from Mac and Cheese to pancakes and back again