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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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Everyone will not just

If your solution to some problem relies on “If everyone would just…” then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.

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Sebastian Stan via Instagram

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for you and your warped reflection

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calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

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Kyung Soon Park aka Soon Park Kyung (South Korean, b. South Korea, based Toronto, Canada) - Here and There, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Paper

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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as much as i love the beef, here is a kind of take i have not seen here yet

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the intimacy of having your efforts reciprocated in the same intensity and with the same tenderness

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– Audrey Hepburn

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ca:tws coded

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going to work 😌

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man inflation's hittin hard

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This is such high-quality low-quality film

Tiny moorhen chick having its first little swim! 

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my star sign is Oldest Daughter (w/ dad’s attitude) & my rising & moon or mercury or whateverthefuck are Younger Sister (my entire heart & greatest nemesis) & Baby Brother (mom’s favorite… deserved)

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order