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I love seeing repeat offenders reposting and liking my stuff like hiiiii... helloooooo... am I a celebrity to you....

Well not anymore because we are MUTUALS.

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

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Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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man why is my dog so weird.... he keeps staring at me like i rediscovered the secret to interdimensional travel....

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stan must actually be so horrendously pissed off when he realises he's still tethered to the one world he tried to escape. and then he sees ford's face.

and he regrets everything.

so his unconventional situation turns into a blessing. a second chance at life with his brother. they can't sail away together but maybe they can take a cross-country road trip? sightsee in the americas?

this could also lead to ghostmobile having to pull a getaway maneuver from stans former associates in some badass highway chase

I should be sleeping right now but this AU idea came to me and won't leave me alone

Ok so it's the late 70s/early 80s, and Ford has just received word that Stanley is dead. Of course Ford is devastated, to say the least.

Stan left a suicide note on the dashboard of his car, addressed to Ford. Along with his final goodbyes and apologies, Stan also wrote that he wanted Ford to have the Stanleymobile. For the past decade, that car was like a piece of his soul, and he didn't want it to end up in a scrapyard (nor did he want it sent to their parents in Jersey; Pa would probably just sell it for parts).

So the car is towed to Gravity Falls. The interior of the car is apparently left untouched, and Ford is extra devastated to see plain evidence that Stanley had been living in it. No wonder the car was so important to him; it was his only home for so many years...

The car sits outside Ford's home, unused. While it's true that Ford had been needing a replacement vehicle ever since Steve devoured the last one, he couldn't bring himself to start using this vehicle. The thought of using the Stanleymobile for everyday transportation needs felt... wrong. It felt like disturbing Stanley's grave. Ford just couldn't bring himself to drive it.

But that's okay. He doesn't need to drive it, because the car can drive itself.

It can start its own engine without any keys in the ignition. It honks and flashes its headlights like it's trying to get Ford's attention. By all accounts, the vehicle has a mind and will of its own. One might even say the car is alive.

Stanley did say in his note that the car was like his soul, or that his soul was linked to it, or something to that effect.

Apparently he never left.

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*Coughs Very Loudly*

The System Called Reciprocity (2582 words) by pigeonholdup

Title Stolen from When You're Good To Mama (Spotify)

Fiddleford saw the face in the paper first. Then, his gaze flitted to the title. Finally, patting his pockets for everything he wanted—keys, wallet, tinkering parts—he made the trek to the familiar A-Frame cabin, now spattered with frightening signage and strange contraptions he didn't recognize. Fiddleford's hand instinctively landed on the 'weapon' stuffed into the waistband of his jeans. Absently, he hoped he wouldn't need to use it.

or

Fiddleford catches Stanley's 'death' in the paper and is subsequently roped into bringing Stanford home. Against his will. Kind of.

From the fanfic I'm in the midst of writing

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Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines

Characters: Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket, Ford Pines

Additional Tags: Mullet Stan | Early 1980s Era Stan Pines, Young Fiddleford H. McGucket, Young Ford Pines, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, 1980s, Post-Portal Incident (Gravity Falls), Memory Erasing Gun (Gravity Falls), The Portal (Gravity Falls), Mechanically Inclined Stan Pines, Stan Pines Angst, Fiddleford H. McGucket Angst, Ford Pines Angst, Everyone Needs A Hug, Everyone Is Gay, Past Fiddleford H. McGucket/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket Treats Stan Pines as a Substitute for Ford Pines, Mentioned Bill Cipher, The Nightmare Realm (Gravity Falls), Fiddleford H. McGucket Has Issues, author is a yapper, Not Beta Read, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

Title Stolen from When You're Good To Mama (Spotify) 

Fiddleford saw the face in the paper first. Then, his gaze flitted to the title. Finally, patting his pockets for everything he wanted—keys, wallet, tinkering parts—he made the trek to the familiar A-Frame cabin, now spattered with frightening signage and strange contraptions he didn't recognize. Fiddleford's hand instinctively landed on the 'weapon' stuffed into the waistband of his jeans. Absently, he hoped he wouldn't need to use it.

or

Fiddleford catches Stanley's 'death' in the paper and is subsequently roped into bringing Stanford home. Against his will. Kind of.

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I am so into the monster hunter Gravity Falls aus because like how fucking funny is it for Ford to be searching for these killers and they're literally living in his home, eating his peanut butter and jelly, making his lunches (Stan is a mom dont @ me)

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From the fanfic I'm in the midst of writing

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COWARDS I TELL YOU. VOTE METAL SONIC.

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I feel like we don't consider the fact that Fiddleford sounds very much NOT southern at times—namely when he's doing research. And that honestly makes sense. The American Southern accent equates to the speaker being stupid. It's the dumb American stereotype but turned up to 100.

(and racism is 100% to blame [link])

So Fiddleford changing how he talks while interacting with friends and family vs. the Memory Gun recordings makes complete sense. He needs to be taken seriously.

Anyways, keep writing Fidds' accent. I love it.

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has this been done

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Psst, hey

Hey C!Ford

Something tells me your variant is planning on keeping your brother in this dimension. You should kill convince him to let him go if you want to keep your brother.

Also I'm 90% sure he's willing to fight you on it too

Dr. Pines is a fool if he thinks he can take my brother away from me. If he tries? Well, I have a gun.

(2 asks left.)

(ooc- BTW OP THE WAY YOU REFERED TO CANON FORD GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I AM SO SORRY)

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Your new God has arrived, Mr. Simple Bill Cipher!

w/o his glasses thing

closeups & references!

woot woot! this took almost a full day (not like working day, no, 24 hour day) so im happy that its finally done!

the Euclydia Rises AU is probably one of my favorite AUs (and subsequently, has one of my favorite Fords) other than ABW so im excited to contribute to this hopping fandom of a fandom

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Thinking about how Bill's called Ford "Sixer" since the day they met

I wonder if he purposely chose to use the nickname Stan had given him, having dug through his brain already and seen it as a potential weakness

Sure, "Fordsy" is cute to tease with. But for manipulation-

What better tool than the name Stanley gave him? Every time he wants to throw in a little extra emotion, good or bad: Sixer