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(( HELP it literally just showed up for me 😭😭😭 tumblr kept that shit in containment

Your a Meowth that can speak human language? That's very cool! I've lived in a forest for 8 years of my life and I've never once met a Pokémon like you!

Though I don't exactly understand why a Pokémon would want to work for Team Rocket...from all the things I've heard about them, they...don't do nice things to Pokémon.

CUZ I LIKE MAKIN MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BESIDES, POKEMONS ARE MEAN TO EACH OTHER ALL THE STINKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you humans don't realize it cuz youre too busy with all your human business but us pokemons got complex dynamics with each other. someone's gotta fill the role of a villain yaknow

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Your a Meowth that can speak human language? That's very cool! I've lived in a forest for 8 years of my life and I've never once met a Pokémon like you!

Though I don't exactly understand why a Pokémon would want to work for Team Rocket...from all the things I've heard about them, they...don't do nice things to Pokémon.

CUZ I LIKE MAKIN MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BESIDES, POKEMONS ARE MEAN TO EACH OTHER ALL THE STINKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you humans don't realize it cuz youre too busy with all your human business but us pokemons got complex dynamics with each other. someone's gotta fill the role of a villain yaknow

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can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

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What does the world’s smartest Meowth have to say to us today, bzzt? (╭ರ_•́)

- Roto from @numberonebidoofenjoyer

STEALING IS OKAY IF THE OTHER PERSON HAS SOMETHING YOU WANT

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TEAM ROCKET MENTION 💪💪💪

Good afternoon Rotomblr.

Today I found out that Cross has been using my MewTube account to show my Pokémon friends videos she thought they’d like. Let’s play a little game of “which video is whose”:

Torterra Pruning and Maintenance ASMR (With Berry Crunching Noises)

I Toured EIGHT Paldean Bakeries for the BEST Bread

Chatot Perfectly Rickrolls Its Trainer

Knitting A Sweater With My Own Pokémon’s Wool (Progress Video)

Top Ten Team Rocket Blasting Off Compilation

Unova’s Relics: A Nature Documentary (No Commentary)

Goth Makeup Tutorial For ABSOLute Beginners

How It’s Made: Casteliacones

Rating Twenty Different Varieties of Apple

Baby Sharpedo 1 Hour Extended Holiday Edition

Unusual Pokémon Love Stories: This Skitty Is In Love With WHAT??? REACTION

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What if I were a pikachu, just waiting for a brave meowth to kidnap me... and we were both girls... 😳

we go on a beautiful date under the moonlight and then i GET you #TEAMROCKETFOREVER

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Pelipper mail!

2300poke!

im begging you to spend it on something cool and or useful

-- @teamplasma-official

IM SPENDIN IT ON A ROBOT TO STEAL THAT PIKACHU WITH

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maybe you do care about pokemons after all 😋

OKAY ROTOMBLR LISTEN UP!!!

pokemon MUST BE LIBERATED!!! don't ask me why because DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!! RELEASE YOUR POKEMON *TODAY*! TELL THAT GUY NEXT TO YOU TO LET HIS POKEMON *GO*!!! DO IT NOW!!! RIGHT!!! NOW!!! AS!!! YOU'RE!!! READING!!! THIS!!!!!

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2000. 😸

OKAY ROTOMBLR LISTEN UP!!!

pokemon MUST BE LIBERATED!!! don't ask me why because DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!! RELEASE YOUR POKEMON *TODAY*! TELL THAT GUY NEXT TO YOU TO LET HIS POKEMON *GO*!!! DO IT NOW!!! RIGHT!!! NOW!!! AS!!! YOU'RE!!! READING!!! THIS!!!!!

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TALKING OVER POKEMON AND NOT TRUSTING THEM TYPICAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR. GUESS YOU HATE POKEMONS AFTER ALL AND DON'T WANT EM LIBERATED OR WHATEVER........

OKAY ROTOMBLR LISTEN UP!!!

pokemon MUST BE LIBERATED!!! don't ask me why because DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!! RELEASE YOUR POKEMON *TODAY*! TELL THAT GUY NEXT TO YOU TO LET HIS POKEMON *GO*!!! DO IT NOW!!! RIGHT!!! NOW!!! AS!!! YOU'RE!!! READING!!! THIS!!!!!

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you should send all a your pokemons to me cuz im a pokemon and will be able to help em acclimate better than a human could 👍

OKAY ROTOMBLR LISTEN UP!!!

pokemon MUST BE LIBERATED!!! don't ask me why because DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!! RELEASE YOUR POKEMON *TODAY*! TELL THAT GUY NEXT TO YOU TO LET HIS POKEMON *GO*!!! DO IT NOW!!! RIGHT!!! NOW!!! AS!!! YOU'RE!!! READING!!! THIS!!!!!

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FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 FURY SWIPES

violently slaps you with my paws

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you probably had it comin #biter #biting #bitehumans #bite

"My eevee is just so cute! He's my little baby!" YOUR BABY JUST FUCKING BIT ME

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you loook like the sort of pokemon that would get trapped by 4 mr mime making a little invisible box for you

YOURE NOTHING TO ME

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That kid learnt a valuable lesson on consent

No ask for consent before touchy? Get bitten

THATS WHAT IM SAYING. DONT GO PETTIN RANDOM POKEMONS SOME OF US ARE CRAZY

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L + ratio + bite + fury swipes

kid tried to pet me today so i bit them #biting #meowth #thebiter

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kid tried to pet me today so i bit them #biting #meowth #thebiter