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i’m just so confused all the time

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don’t EVER get a fucking haircut around me

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Please i’m crying why is my friend’s dad such a scheduling maniac

it’s in the books well and truly

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I’m being so brave i’ve only told a couple people that my tummy hurts

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why am i always experiencing ailments?? can i not fuckinf live??? CAN I NOT???

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uni getting hard time to regress to my natural state…

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I AM SO DONE, i’m just gonna drop out i fear

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what do y’all know about aaron and jo???????

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no one loves cringe the way i love cringe, i AM better than everyone else.

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anyone else feel like there’s something missing in your life, like i feel like i have the potential to doomscroll even further but there simply aren’t enough apps on the market for it. i think i came from an alternate reality where there’s just one more doomscroll app that i grew accustomed to and then i was plonked in this dimension with limited scrolling options and restless fingers..

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The most delicious and interesting house of delightful partying, we shall host so gloriously that many will flock from far and wide to attend our banquets, our festivities. A house of splendiferous delights and gay happenstances. We are party house.

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I am THIS close

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gonna start microdosing furryism now, it all starts with cat ears. cat ears are a slippery slope to being a furry, you heard it here first folks

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met a man the other night with the most raucous, guffawing laugh that I have ever heard. I can’t even explain it with human vocabulary because I simply can’t do justice to the kingly, round table, with his merry men esque laugh that frequented his lips every time he laughed at his own jokes. It was terrifying because he was perched besides me and every stomach curdling HA HA was whooped directly into my ear, it was such a disgustingly loud laugh that he threw his head back in sheer laughing delight each time he did it. Truly inspirational 🧎

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looking for a job makes water boarding look like a skip in the park, being rejected from a vape shop which I applied to out of desperation is worse than a cold, lonely, and painful death 😀

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having travel anxiety on behalf of other people is actually the stupidest thing like why am i stressing out about YOUR journey

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The quill from Goblet of Fire is my craziest hear me out 😼

the curvature on that thing screams elegance …