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TRY GUYS: WITHOUT A RECIPE

i can't believe i've yet to see a meme of this series. no ned quotes, of course.

"It definitely smells like it's burning."

"I'm uncomfortable."

"You grew up in the land of breakfast tacos."

"The hovering doesn't help."

"I'm a professional judge and critiquer. Anything you have, I will judge and critique."

"I'm going to embrace the idea of corn."

"I'm bringing Judaism up in this bitch."

"Hello, sir. Have you heard the good word about tacos?"

"I have a strong memory of tacos across the street from my Asian church."

"You're losing a lot of real estate."

"Don't worry, it's just the extra salt."

"This time, the Jews are helping."

"Tis the season to season your lamb."

"That's a good selling point. That might get me to convert."

"Why are your tortillas so bad?"

"I don't know why the tortillas are bad!"

"Is the glitter edible?"

"Eat the flower."

"I like dry more than wet substances."

"_____ has one win and just goes bananas."

"Judaism deserves a win more than colonialism."

"Why is it salty?"

"I don't know! I'm panicking!"

"I don't even know how to spell croissant."

"Why are there lemons here?"

"Fuck the yeast."

"It really feels like we're totally being left out to dry today."

"The French are lovers."

"From here we're just gonna pound it out."

"You just beat the shit out of your food?"

"I still don't know what that means."

"____, is that the shape you wanted?"

"I'm going to cry."

"We don't get cookie cutters?"

"I have to MAKE the pumpkin spice!?"

"Goodbye my sweet little sluts."

"Shaped like daddy."

"He did it with the spirit of daddy guiding him."

"You guys have a lot of questions and a lot of critiques."

"That is a texture of bread I have never had before."

"Backpack salmon!"

"I'm honoring my sister with fish bread."

"It's like a Peewee's Playhouse appliance."

"You're making peanut butter?"

"I'm trying to do a quick pickle. A quickle."

"I'm from Texas. You can ask me about queso."

"That was really gross. I completely lost my track of thought."

"She's thick."

"No one's going to address that?"

"A queef beat my sister?"

"Okay, now I'm mad. I lost to a fucking queef!?"

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EPIC: THE MUSICAL, THUNDER SAGA

i was going to wait til all of the sagas release to make another post, but here we are. feel free to change pronouns and such when needed.

"Don't you miss me?"

"_____, I've told you this before."

"You know I'm afraid of the water."

"I'll make sure that you are safe and sound."

"I would take the suffering from you."

"I can take the suffering from you."

"I will take the suffering from you."

"Oh no."

"Well, you asked and now you know."

"The things I do for you."

"Let's cut the charade."

"You are no wife of mine."

"You've been trying to take my life this whole time!"

"My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water."

"My real wife knows I don't have a daughter."

"We are a different beast now."

"No more of us deceased, 'cause we won't take more suffering from you."

"We are the man made monsters."

"We are the ones who conquer."

"You are a threat no longer."

"You pretended to be my wife, so I just played along."

"Sirens know about every route and horizon."

"Spare us. Oh, spare us, please."

"You wouldn't have spared me."

"I made a mistake like this, it almost cost my life."

"Let them drown."

"Kill them all."

"This is our only way home."

"You're quiet today."

"Not much to say."

"I've got a secret I can no longer keep."

"Deep down, you know that we are the same."

"I'm so sorry."

"There is no price we won't pay."

"Forgive me."

"We both know what it takes to survive."

"Deep down, we only care for ourselves."

"Deep down, we're lonely demons from Hell."

"Captain, something approaches."

"Drown in your sorrows and fear!"

"Choke on your blood and your tears!"

"Bleed 'til you've run out of years!"

"Give up your honor and faith!"

"Live up your life as a wraith!"

"Die in the blood where you bathe!"

"We must do what it takes to survive."

"We are the same you and I."

"Tell me you did not know that would happen."

"Use your wits to try and say I'm crazy and mad!"

"Say something!"

"Then you have forced my hand."

"No can do."

"Don't make me fight, you brother."

"You know you'd have done the same."

"If you want all the power, you must carry all the blame!"

"I am not letting you get in my way!"

"How are we supposed to trust you now?"

"Your time has come, your luck's run out."

"You relied on wit, and then we died on it."

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do."

"____, we're never gonna get to make it home. You know it's true."

"You don't know that's true!"

"I'm tired, my friend!"

"How much longer must I suffer, now?"

"How much longer can I push through Hell?"

How much longer must I go about my life like this when people die like this?"

"You've doomed us."

"You've doomed us all, _____!"

"Now that we've pissed them off, who do you think he'll send!"

"Pride is a damsel in distress."

"Someone's gotta die today, you have got the final say."

"Please don't make me do this."

"Let me take the suffering from you."

"I have to see her."

"But we'll die."

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RWBY LYRICS

another rwby lyrics meme bc viz media bought it and now i'm full of serotonin, feel free to change pronouns when needed

"Let's just live. Just one day, let's forget about our problems."

"You're not the only one who needed me. I thought you understood."

"The dream that you've always dreamed is suddenly about to flower."

"Welcome to a world of new solutions."

"Never thought that you would stay forever."

"They play the part of allies, claiming peace their only goal."

"I know that I could do so much if I could just believe in me."

"We try so hard, but what are we fighting for?"

"I promise I'll be here until the end."

"My wish came true the day that you appeared and called me 'friend'."

"Love brings us dreams, but grief makes the heart burst at the seams."

"Hello there, my enemy."

"You shouldn't stare into these eyes of fire."

"I will stay with you all our days."

"I've gotta let go, but could I lose my mind?"

"You may have taken the lead but I'll even the score."

"The goal of a savior is not to be lionized."

"How does it feel knowing your efforts will fail?"

"It was you who ended their lives."

"Your sins are what they'll pay for."

"Falls from grace are never elegant."

"We can cry our lives away, but if they were here they'd say: go forward, you must keep moving on."

"There's nothing that I won't do for her."

"There's a million ways to spill blood in the court."

"Who is your king of the castle now?"

"I know it's not easy losing a match, especially when it's a girl kicking your ass."

"Are you the queen or are you the pawn?"

"Unguarded, I surrender to a softer side."

"And now I know I'm worthy of you."

"See me for everything I am."

"You don't run away, no matter the mistakes that I've made."

"There's a day when all hearts will be broken, and the shadows will cast out the light."

"I may fall, but not like this, it won't be by your hand."

"I have the strength to do what's needed."

"Though the body's weak and breakable, the spirit is indomitable."

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EPIC: The Musical

lyrics that absolutely fuck me up, feel free to change pronouns and such as needed

"A mission to kill someone's son, a foe who won't run, unlike anyone you have faced before."

"I'd rather bleed for you."

"This is the will of the gods."

"Don't make me do this."

"The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. All you can choose is whose."

"You're as old as he was when I left for war."

"How could I hurt you?"

"I'm just a man who's trying to go home."

"When does a man become a monster?"

"When does the reason become the blame?"

"Forgive me."

"We should try to find a way no one ends up dead."

"You can relax, my friend."

"Think of all that we have been through. We'll survive what we get into."

"This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms."

"I see in your face there is so much guilt inside your heart."

"Have you forgotten to turn off your heart? This is not you."

"Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you."

"Don't forget that you're a warrior of a very special kind."

"Don't disappoint me."

"What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep?"

"Don't you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?"

"Your life now is in my hand."

"A trade, you see. Take from me like you took from me."

"You shall be the final man to die."

"It's just one life to take."

"When we kill him our journey's over."

"Captain?"

"You've hurt me enough."

"When I kill you, my pain is over."

"Mark my words now. This is not the end."

"Remember them."

"Who hurts you?"

"If nobody hurt you, be silent."

"He's still a threat until he's dead."

"Finish it."

"What good would killing do, when mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use?"

"The blood we shed, it never dries."

"I am your darkest moment."

"I am the infamous _______!"

"This way, you won't disappoint me."

"This way, you won't waste my time."

"Unlike you, every time someone dies, I'm left to deal with the strain."

"I'll remind you, I saw you as a friend, but now we're done."

"This way, you won't plague my life."

"This way, you'll close the door and have your damn goodbye."

"Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?"

"You're alone!"

"This day, you sever your own head."

"This day, you lost it all. Consider this as my goodbye."

"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are."

"How much longer 'til your luck runs out?"

"You rely on wit, and people die on it."

"I still believe in goodness."

"Lead from the heart, and see what starts."

"And what will we do when it tears us apart?"

"You're like the brother I could never do without."

"How much longer 'til your strength takes leave?"

"I can't have you planting seeds of doubt."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Sometimes killing is a must."

"Friends turn into foes and rivalries."

"Never really know who you can trust."

"The end always justifies the means."

"So much has changed, but I'm the same."

"I'm left without a choice and without a doubt."

"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."

"You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great."

"You are far too nice."

"Mercy has a price."

"Unlike you, I've got no mercy left to give."

"The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible."

"What have you done?"

"I am your darkest moment, the monster that always draws near."

"Remember me."

"There's only so much left we can endure."

"Think of your past and your mistakes."

"No, I'm not a player. I'm a puppeteer."

"I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done."

"It's a game of wits, but you don't have to play."

"A foe like ____ is not to be messed with."

"You could be hurt or you could beat her."

"I'll help you conquer her."

"Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?"

"Don't thank me, friend, you very well may die."

"Did you do something to them?"

"I don't know who you are or why you're here, but let me make this one thing clear."

"I've got people to protect, friends I can't neglect, so now there is no turning back."

"Back at home my wife waits for me. She's my everything, my _____."

"Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road."

"This land confuses your mind."

"All I hear are screams every time I dare to close my eyes."

"I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died."

"Why would you let _____ live when ruthlessness is mercy?"

"I keep thinking of the infant from that night."

"____, when you come home, I'll be waiting."

"Even if you're the last thing I see, I'll be waiting."

"I took too long."

"I'll always love you."

"Your past is always close behind."

"I see a song of past romance."

"I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand."

"I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

"We've suffered and sailed through the toughest of Hells, now you tell us our efforts were nothing?"

"I see a wife with a man who is haunting. A man with a trail of bodies."

"How has everything been turned against us?"

"How did suffering become so endless?"

"Do I need to change?"

"What if I'm the monster?"

"What if I'm the problem that's been hiding all along?"

"If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away, would that make us stronger?"

"So what if I'm the monster lurking deep below?"

"If I gotta drop another infant from a wall in an instant so we all don't die, then I'll become the monster."

"I'll become the monster."

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lyrics from RWBY that get to me

"If it's war that you want, then you got it."

"I'll never trust the same. I'll see friendship as just another game."

"Rising like a wave it's clear that I'm everything and nothing all at once."

"Feel like I'm finally unbroken."

"I know that when I'm with you I'm at home."

"I had one thing, and you've taken it from me."

"There was one thing to escape the misery."

"You took my whole life away."

"There's nothing that I won't do for ____."

"I've found the strength to grow so much more."

"I'll live my life like every day's the last."

"Leave behind your conscience. Abandon those who need you most."

"Convince yourself you're noble, but we both know it's not so."

"If it's true what you say, you're the best, then let's play."

"Just like you to take the coward's way out."

"I may fall, but not like this."

"You failed to fly but somehow I'm to blame?"

"Every day is just another dose of torture."

"Can't outrun the ruin of our lives."

"Tonight is no time to die."

"Truth can break your soul in two."

"There's a day when all hearts will be broken."

"Fate won't be your friend when I'm around."

"There's no sacrifice that I won't make."

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lyrics from some of my favorite FNAF songs

"So many years, so many dark memories."

"Alone and afraid for, oh, so long, wondering: what did we do wrong?"

"I feel sick to my stomach, or am I sick in the head?"

"You are the answer the prayers whispered in the dark."

"Can you repair a broken heart?"

"Just do as you're told and you'll be fine."

"It only stings for a moment, but it's worth all the pain."

"I'm sure you've heard disturbing rumors how things in the night go bumpin'."

"Beware nightmares, they come to life."

"You'll come to realize evil doesn't die."

"I hate this place. We should burn it, man!"

"You didn't know what you were getting into."

"There's a figure in the hall."

"Stay calm. Stay calm."

"That's fine. I'm fine."

"Something's crawling through the vent."

"They just may drive me crazy."

"I can see their second skin."

"In the end there's only me."

"Listen close. Follow my instructions."

"He was the one that made us."

"You'll be the one to save us."

"Are you feeling nervous?"

"His voice means to deceive you."

"My voice just wants to lead you."

"Did we deserve this?"

"Something's creeping closer."

"There's no one left to find you."

"I was left behind."

"I was never all that kind."

"We are just moments away from letting your worst nightmares come out to play."

"Do you even have a clue?"

"Seems you're just a oblivious."

"I'm just feeling like I'm falling down."

"There's a place in the dark horror stories go to hide."

"You can pretend it's make - believe inside your head."

"This nightmare is as real as it gets."

"It's where fear comes to life."

"Monsters in the dark won't show you no restraint."

"Behind friendly eyes, there's a face that hides coming for your life."

"Can you reach the end with your mind unscathed?"

"Will you live to see the light?"

"Can you outrun your demise?"

"How can we ever be free, when our prison is skin deep?"

"Listen to the voice keeping you alive."

"We could go if we looked like you."

"That pain comes with me to my grave."

"Five nights until I descend, relapse and I'm spiraling again."

"I can't breathe and there's nowhere left to hide."

"You try to cover up the hate in you and bury all your shame."

"Nothing personal, my dear, don't be so blind."

"We had some fun but I can't stand those ugly lies."

"The last true to way to prove myself and make everything right."

"Try your best to hang on to sanity."

"We can walk you through our dark fantasy."

"We can teach you to laugh at tragedy."

"What have I done to deserve this damnation?"

"You might look at me and think you're going crazy."

"I lost it long ago. You're not alone, baby."

"There is no way out of the nightmare if you never awake."

"The only thing I can remember is the name _____."

"Truth be told, you are the most annoying, little brat."

"Everywhere you go, I will catch you."

"So listen closely if you want to make it through the night."

"You cannot make it through this night without my help."

"Put your trust in me. You have no one else."

"I feel like you are not trusting me enough."

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♟DAN STOMPS ARIN AT CHESS FOR 40 MINUTES ♟

“I’m a horrible person.”

“Your pawns are just the sassiest.”

“Yeah, go ahead and take that pawn. I didn’t even want him anyway!”

“GOOD! I LOVE LOSING!”

“Chess is the ultimate fucking game of ‘GOTCHA! Oh fuck’!”

“I do want to tell you... I’m very bad at chess.”

“I’m gonna tell you something about me... I’m very dumb.”

“What the fuck is en passant?” 

“En Passant bitch!”

“That’s what I thought you would do.”

“One could consider that the correct move.”

“Here are the rules of chess: don’t lose.”

“Are we fighting? Are we fighting? We’re fighting!”

“It’s called a knight.”

“It’s a horse, dude!”

“What do you mean a knight? You can’t knight a horse.”

“Would you just shut up for a second!”

“I’m in the process of psyching myself out!”

“I know what I’m gonna do... I don’t know what I’m gonna do.”

“No, not my queen!”

“Just fucking dry up, alright?”

“What are you doing?”

“I was trying!”

“_____, I’m gonna lose one way or another.”

“_____, you have yet to beat me, but I know it’s coming, because every time you get a little bit closer and I feel my grip on self - worth slipping.”

“This is checkers times a thousand!”

“It’s a knight, _____. If you want to be taken seriously as a chess player, that’s probably the first thing you’re gonna have to do.”

*groans of rage* “I’m having fun, _____.”

*more groans of rage* “Everything’s fine.”

“Tick tick, bitch. People are watching this.”

“This is what happens when we play chess! You make me forget things that are supposed to not be forgot!”

“I KNOW HE’S COVERED BY THE BISHOP, BUT I WANNA MOVE HIM.”

*even more groans of rage* “I HATE CHESS. WHY DO WE PLAY IT?”

“I’m resigning.”

“We’re four moves into it, and you’re already freaking out.”

“Take a horse and you lose a horse.”

“You’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever played chess with. Just the frantic mumbling to yourself.”

“Of course it makes sense, but you’re talking about silly shit.”

“This game sucks. It’s the worst. I don’t like it. I don’t want it anymore.”

“I ain’t no fool. Mama didn’t raise a fool.”

“Apparently mama raised a fool!”

“It’s time for our once - a - year attempt for _____ to beat me at chess.”

“We just met tonight and you’re already moving your knight to F5?”

“Don’t do it. You fucking did it.”

“You silly bitch.”

“You’re not going to love this next move, _____.”

“You have so many pawns. It’s like, get rid of them.”

“I’m gonna do something real stupid, and we’ll see how it plays out in the end.”

“SHIT.”

“I’m a fucking child, dude! I don’t know what I’m doing!”

“Fucking stupid game. Nobody plays this. This game will never last.”

“Mommy want some milk.”

“_____, honey, what are you DOING, man?”

“Will you die by the sword, or will you live by the die?”

“I live every day in fear that I’ll have to play you at a game of chess.”

“I’m gonna count how many turns it takes for you to start losing your mind and freaking out and yelling.”

“Alright, move six. Move six is where it starts to get aggressive.”

“You are the biggest self - tilter I’ve ever known in my life.”

“I can tell you’ve been practicing. You are making better moves for sure.”

“Chess is a game of skiiillll.”