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what

Still fucks me up that the Da Vinky dudes are proffessional tag team wrestlers and one of their common spots is just switching out without tagging while the ref is distracted cause they’re identical twins.

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I have lost a large portion of my friends which in turn means less drama. I take this as a total win now all I know is play Minecraft and breathe occasionally.

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bout fuckin time we get some good in this God awful year

October so far: October 1 - Minecraft Steve In smash October 2 - Trump gets covid

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i have been less stupid lately i think

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Ascendants of andromeda.

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This video is the natural outcome of algorithms monetizing the hatewatching of terrible food videos, and I’m fascinated with it. The pathetic smears of mayonnaise. The excrement-like plops of pulverized fish. The cold grated cheese, sticking in the mayonnaise like the worst sort of gingerbread house decor. The flourish at the end, as if to say, look what I cooked. You didn’t cook. You destroyed. And over it all, the shrill off tune whistling, like the whispers of the damned.

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i think my dad put a trump sign on our front lawn. one reply and i’ll steal it

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“I AM SPEED” 

(via)

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mutuals feel free to bonk me on the head with an oversized hammer<3

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My binder came in !!! With my hair cut now I definitely feel amazing sjhfjdjshd I'm so happy

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@mutuals stop and think before you reblog a post that has the word “lgbtia+” in it. advice from your friendly intersex mutual, archy: STOP dragging intersex ppl into the lgbt community. idc if you think aces/aros are lgbt just stop dragging other ppl into this. stop putting a fucking i in the acronym. intersex isn’t a gender OR a sexuality- it’s a medical condition. we have time and time again asked for you guys to recognize this, time and time again asked for you guys to stay out of our issues, but you continue to misgender us and use us as props for your arguments. your “lgbtia+ positivity” isn’t nice, it’s hurtful, it literally makes me so dysphoric because i’m basically being told that my genitals and chromosomes somehow make me inherently nonbinary. i’m not lgbt because i’m intersex, i’m lgbt because i’m trans and gay. y'all aren’t being “inclusive” or “recognizing our issues,” most of the time y'all don’t even know what intersex means and it’s obvious when you group it in with genders and sexualities. by dragging us into the lgbt community you are misgendering so many people and intersexist as fuck.

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daddy long dick

spiders keep manifesting in my house at an alarming rate. all different sizes. types. colors. i am also seeing spider webs everywhere both in and out of my house and ive had spiders land on me absolutely unprompted while not even in my house more than once in the past few weeks. help

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kinda want all of my teeth to fall out rn

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