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This is literally EVERYBODY after seeing how looping a cycle makes you ugly and slowly starts chipping away your humanity (mirith.)

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Cyris Stardew au back to the "playing games until 3 am" horrors, curse u minecraft and harvest moon for this, i lub u sm.. creditz: dividers: saradika-graphics ocs: @/lutjansnap stardew portrait maker: Jazzybee & Poltergeister on Itch will to live: blondes haley , lesbians, and malatang hotpot doods under cut :

character design is my weakness but fuck it we ball in this au, the more i think of them, the more i can slowly develop them babeyyy nothing is permanenttt theres also alot of edits to everything i wanted to do but,, i need to remember people i love crumbs,, i love crumbs,, so this is still a cake- anyways Rancher!Cydia and Equestrian!Maris Rancher!Cydia Had a midlife crisis, and opened grandfathers letter to find out shes been clocked as a homosexual by a fellow homiesexual. Bingbangbong, she arrives at the rundown farm and sees another loser lesbian in equestrian gear but no horse, and together they get through the seasons with terrible time and money management Equestrian!Maris Has no fucking horse because shes broke as shit, leaves her small ass town for "bigger things" and ends up in the valley as the 3rd poc person in town, its terrible but its okay because in this hallmark movie she finds something better than high stress, high position and high paying job that she got roped into- and finds,, lesbians. multiple of them, and shes sleeping in the same bed as one, cough.

Farm Shenanigans Cydia is making ends meet by becoming a surprisingly high level fishmonger, and Maris is uh,, making ends meet by digging holes in the beach looking for things to sell, but hey at least they get to cast wistful looks at eachother since theyre on the same beach ( and bed ) My loser core girls, they didnt go to any the social events until they realised they can get higher friendships with the npc and in turn get gifts, so now cyd is making friends with the disaster of a man shane is to get that void chicken egg and maris is giving flowers to the milfs of town to marnie and caroline if its not apparent already, this is definitely a crack AU, im sure theres a tag for this where we uh,, roleplay,, in somewhat character in game and i get to be a lesbian and draw the scenarios out, but this shit better crack me out on the art tree, let me make loser lesbians because i too am one

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Oh it’s about how,, women so appealing and sexual in nature of course were more drawn to dra- SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKE YOUR OWN WRONG POST

WE ARE SO DIFFERENT, WOMEN EXISTING IS APPEALING, SAW A GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR, TGATS FUCKING MARIS, SAW SOMEONE WITH A CROOKED BUSTED NOSE, THATS CYDIA WE ARE NOT THE SAME, I WILL WORSHIP A WOMAN FOR EXISTING, NOT BECAUSE AWOOGA BOOBS, BUT BECAUSE I LOVE WOMEN?? AND THEY ARE MY MUSE?? BUT UH- UM- I do like men too but, uh, like they’re cool but don’t make me like, freak out at the same level that women can um, uh,,

Women, WOMEN, with a vision of Cyris it will make me walk RUN to my sketchbook! ! In all forms nude reference poses, of the lesbians in loveless, FUCKING NIKE ADS, I see them everywhere they run my world inspire me so, all the sketchbook doodles have been women and emylia is right we WILL NOT THINK about these implications, men exist but also Cassandra and Rapunzel, superman exists but also wonder woman and cheetah, I will never defend ritsu and soubi but i fall to my knees when i think about kouya and Yamato

Jungwoo walk pc will make me warble into a puddle but it’s sickening In the head that I look at choi minho volleyball and immediately think of Maris with minhos biceps and crushing thighs

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Women, WOMEN, with a vision of Cyris it will make me walk RUN to my sketchbook! ! In all forms nude reference poses, of the lesbians in loveless, FUCKING NIKE ADS, I see them everywhere they run my world inspire me so, all the sketchbook doodles have been women and emylia is right we WILL NOT THINK about these implications, men exist but also Cassandra and Rapunzel, superman exists but also wonder woman and cheetah, I will never defend ritsu and soubi but i fall to my knees when i think about kouya and Yamato

Jungwoo walk pc will make me warble into a puddle but it’s sickening In the head that I look at choi minho volleyball and immediately think of Maris with minhos biceps and crushing thighs

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YOURE CRAZY YOURE CRAZY Youre so goated what is happening marbles is to our mutual and hockey is doing the same to you

Unfinished sketch of the Florida Panther pest, Matthew Tkachuk

Without the red

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Cyd bleach box blonde and Maris jungkook gauges, I don’t make the rules they come to me in visions

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They’re killing the lesbians in the FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER?? AND ANOTHER ONE DIES IN VOL 10??? WHAT HAPPENED TO SLOWBUTN IS THIS ALL ANGST

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HES SO CHEWABLE, AND TWO HOURS ONLY?? THATS CRAZY, CRACKED

Got distracted while studying and went to work on Coals ref sheet again,,,, heres the little painting I did of him in case I never finish his reference

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Rah,

watching haikyuu with the pastel princess, cant wait to be absolutely insane and make connections to yuli

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watching haikyuu with the pastel princess, cant wait to be absolutely insane and make connections to yuli

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back to my roots, vocaloid and lesbians save me, save me from myself cydia.. credtz: dividers: @/tsunami-of-tears ocs: @/lutjansnap will to live: vocaloid specifically miku and IU brainrot underthecut:

4 horsemen rotting my brain: magnet, imitation black, lesbians lets be honest and falsettos SPECIFICALLY: thrill of first love.

AUUGH IM SO SICK IN THE HEAD, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, every brunette every dirty blonde- its them its always been them and the dynamics of wizzer/marvin, how theyre up/at eachothers throat, a "love"/ passion" so intense they arent happy in this universe but in another one they get their happy ending, it ends in hurt/comfort instead of hurt/angst, i have hope and love,, just like,, almost like,, in anothertimeline- *gunshot rings* is this what happiness is? i love them so much that perhaps.. i can make it another day, maybe ill live and be okay, but also i fall to the floor in anguish and grip tightly to the mitski playlist,, this is what happens, this is what you do to me @lutjansnap, i hate you but smooches and kisses, cyris paired with the ssris,, mayhaps i have a chance of living

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to fix later, add the photorefs, also,, this has been in the back burner, i have so many ideas and brainrot but ill die with lineart and colouring for the delusional cyris shippers (ao3) creds: @/lutjansnap

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Lady Yanmei