Pokémon Coordinator; originally from Castelia City! | 20s | she/her (general warning for unreality)
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[Image: A Skitty is batting at a ball of pale blue yarn on a hotel room floor. A Purrloin is tugging on the other end of the yarn.]
I bought this yarn for the Swablu hat, but Lyra and Orion have decided it's theirs now.
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Some people have main character syndrome. I, on the other hand, actually am the main character. Hope this helps!
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The weirdest things remind you of home. Like, I spent an hour stuck in traffic today, and all I could think about was how it was just like driving anywhere in Castelia.
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Lumiose City has exactly two things I want: Prism Tower (bright, shiny, tall) and stylish clothes. Unfortunately, it is contained within Kalos, which is an unforgivable sin.
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Little-known fact about Swablu: they like to be hats, but they'll also land on existing hats if they think it's even remotely possible. I've been working on putting together a contest outfit that incorporates the world's most dramatic Swablu hat, but I keep adding more stuff to it over time so we'll see if it's ever finished.
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what’s ur favorite thing abt pokémon contests
It's gotta be the spectacle! Getting everyone all dressed up and working together to put on a show--that's what it's all about!
Second favorite thing is the ribbons. It's nice to have a physical representation of what you've accomplished, y'know?
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I don't think I have the kind of reach for this (yet), but AMA about Pokémon contests/coordinating! I can't promise whatever I have to say will be helpful, but I'll do my best!
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I actually got to meet Fantina once, but I will never forgive myself for being so starstruck that I forgot to say anything. Most awkward twenty seconds of my entire existence.
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Orion keeps staring at me very politely. Unfortunately, I'm still not going to give him any of my cheesecake, as it was made for people and not for Pokémon to eat.
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You'd be surprised.
It's not, like, illegal to wear your ribbons as accessories. It's just not common. Same with badges.
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Why do we call it 'being catty'? Like, Delcatty are actually remarkably chill.
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I have also been informed that he's actually originally from Johto. It's a shame, I used to like Goldenrod City.
That bitch from Hoenn wishes he was me.
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It's not, like, illegal to wear your ribbons as accessories. It's just not common. Same with badges.
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Follow me for more Zweilous feeding tips
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The assumptions people make about you based on how you look are wild. I get mistaken for a Dark-type specialist at least twice a week, just for wearing dark colors and having a Purrloin.
Meanwhile in reality, I'm basically halfway to being a Fairy-type trainer.
#{ruby.txt}#pkmn irl#unreality#i don't even dress like this for contests#i don't know what to tell you#pokeblogging
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guy who's only been to the hearthome city gym seeing prism tower for the first time: getting a lot of hearthome city gym vibes from this
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I have been informed that it is "unprofessional" and "disrespectful" to call one of my fellow coordinators a bitch. Even if it happens to be true.
That bitch from Hoenn wishes he was me.
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