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The second chapter has been completed! I promise that by the end of this fic, pretty much everyone in this entire AU will have done something stupid and made the problem worse for themselves. Who is our idiot of the day this time? Find out now!
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Can I have a smutty dictionary? Or a list of smutty words?
Sure! Now, this is definitely incomplete; these are the ones I use most often. If you have any to add, please do!
“The Smut Writer’s Dictionary”
Arousal/Anticipation
hot
warm
burn
ache
heat
swell
red/pink flush
roil
dizzy
foggy
rush of [heat, for example]
heavy
heady
intoxicating
thick [air/atmosphere]
thrum
ignite
desire
pulse quickened
tempt
tantalizing
throb
excite
prickle
tingle
turn on
What People Look Like
disheveled
blissed out
eyes glazed over
eyes rolled back in head
flushed
sweaty
glistening
mouth open
eyes closed
General Movement
clutch
crawl
slap
swat
smack
nuzzle
fidget
squirm
fast
slow
lift
fold
embrace
melt into/against
bend
shove
wiggle
wriggle
tuck
glide
clenching/unclenching
General Touching
caress
graze
brush
stimulate
flick
massage
skim
drag
shiver
goosebumps
flutter
grope
fondle
pet
pleasure [as in: pleasured himself]
nudge
stroke
feather-light
tease
probe
wander
knead
capture
grip
Kissing/Rimming
suck
bite
nibble
lick
slide
wet
flick tongue at/against
bite
bury [his face] in
ravish
dip [tongue into]
weave lips together
capture [his] lips
press a kiss against
drop a kiss to [body part]
Noises
grunt
growl
moan
groan
sigh
breath hitching
gasp
sharp intake of breath
exhale
cry
keen
whimper
whine
hoarse
ragged
garbled
strangled
croak
shout
Verbs for Speaking
breathe
whisper
sigh
gasp
groan
moan
grunt
growl
order
snap
spat
cry
murmur
mumble
beg
whimper
whine
croak
Preparation
finger
open [himself] up
work [himself] open
pump [fingers/toy] in and out
spread
shove
slick/slicken
lubed [himself] up
Blow Job
lick
suck
envelop
wet
mouth at [something]
slobber
dripping
flick tongue at/against
blow
drool
Hand Job/Masturbation
pump
twist
squeeze
rub
fondle
cup
stroke
palm
tap
grip
Dry Humping
grind
rub
rock
hump
roll hips together/against
Fucking
push in
press in/against
slide in
breach
pop in
bury [himself] in/into/inside
in to the hilt
penetrate
sink down on
split open
tight
fill
roll
thrust
drive
pound
rock
bounce
buck
slam
meld
frantic
fuse
pace [fast or slow, for example]
clench
grind
Orgasm/Words for Feeling Pleasure
come/cum
climax
peak
topple over
fall over
tumble over
let go
spill
contract
convulse
writhe
quiver
shiver
shudder
shoot
tremble
ejaculate
pulse
pulsate
twitch
arch [his back]
blissed out
spasm
burst
reeling
throb
tremor
ecstasy
swallow
shockwaves
release
spurt
jerk
Taste
tangy
sweet
bitter
salty
Smell
musky
heady
intoxicating
tangy
sweet
Cooldown/Cleanup
sticky
sweaty
glistening
chest heaving
wipe
dab
wash
spent
soften
flagged [as in: his cock flagged]
fulfilled
satisfied
left reeling
cuddle
snuggle
plaster [as in: plastered themselves together OR plastered to each other’s side]
flop around
boneless
limp
Words to Describe Cock
cock
dick
shaft
tip
ridge
hard
firm
glisten
thick
length
red
flushed
engorged
throbbing
quivering
twitching
Words to Describe Feelings/Touches/Movements/Sensations
gentle
soft
rough
hard
fervid
feverish
fervor
passionate
vulnerable
exposed
sensual
silky
fleeting
prickle
tingle
tender
warm
electric
spark
Misc. Smutty Words and Phrases
with abandon
need
want
overcome
erupt in [goosebumps, for example]
pliant
viscous
erotic
long for
yearn
yield
urge
bloom [as in: color bloomed across his cheeks]
intimate
relax
vigorous
thrill
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ANON IM KILLING YOU.
THE SOUND THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WHEN I.
AUGH.
KILLING YOU.
(/pos)
*taps mic* is this on
hi!! i’m the wall of text anon, idk if u remember lol. i came back for more!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67980446/chapters/175815061#main
lmk if u like it!! i’m genuinely sorry for how long it is lol i hope that’s not too much of an inconvenience!! i took some artistic liberties for filling some voids, hope you don’t mind!
ooooohohohohohoh this was good..... thank you so much.... i like it a LOT
AND ALSO DONT APOLOGIZE???????? oohhh sorry the cake is too filling and yummy ohhhhhhhhhhh AND!! I ALWAYS ENCOURAGE ARTISTIC LIBERTIES.... GO CRAZY!!! THATS HOW WE GET GOOD ART!!!!!!!!
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Things I didn’t expect about my specific kind of chronic pain:
- there’s not really ‘good’ days, just bad days or worse days. Some days it hurts to talk at all and the tinnitus is louder than the questions people ask about why I’m being so quiet, and some days I can put on music and almost pretend the tinnitus is gone and that my neck and jaw aren’t being sent faulty signals by my nerves.
- unless your condition is one of the ones people automatically know about, you’ll have to explain it several times - to coworkers, friends, family, doctors, and have to hope they actually believe you.
- when you can still get up every day and do your job, you start to gaslight yourself. Is it really as bad as you think it is? Are you just being a baby about some neck pain and ringing in your ears? Even when you’re running on four hours of sleep because your white noise machine stopped working and you couldn’t find a way to lay that made the pain more manageable, you start to doubt whether you’re actually as ‘sick’ as you think you are.
- a diagnosis doesn’t imply a solution. There’s always a real possibility that, even if a doctor does figure out what’s wrong, there will be no way to truly get rid of it. Maybe there’s some surgery to put your neck back where it should be, maybe you can get a pill to quiet the tinnitus down a bit, or maybe you’ll never experience true quiet again and be living with a degree of pain forever.
- a diagnosis also isn’t always guaranteed. Maybe you’ll be bounced around to three doctors, two ENT’s and a physical therapist, taking a hearing test, tympanogram, MRI, ultrasound, X-ray and God knows what else and they’ll still not be able to figure out what’s wrong, and you’ll be left treated on hypothesis after hypothesis until they rule out every single condition that could possibly match your symptoms. And hey, maybe after the fourth, or fifth, or millionth theory, they’ll figure it out and all will be well, but there’s no way to know until you’ve spent hundreds of dollars in copays on some pills or ear drops or physical therapy that may not even work.
- when there’s always that thorn in your side, that pain in your throat, that ache in your bones or whatever else, you’ll find yourself unable to enjoy all those things you used to love the same way without always having a bit of your energy and focus on that one thing that doesn’t work.
I’m more than aware that my chronic pain is not nearly as severe as even most of everyone else’s’; I got lucky with severe tinnitus and mild to moderate jaw and neck pain, plus a sprinkling of headaches for flavor. I don’t claim to speak for anyone else who suffers from chronic pain. But I speak for myself, if for no other reason than to vent into the ether. This isn’t an education post. It’s not a cry for attention. It’s not asking for help, or diagnosis, or advice. It’s just one man screaming into the void, hoping there’s an ear on the other side of the darkness hearing him out. If you don’t have chronic pain, know that it can happen to you, at any time, for any reason, so more than anything, listen to those you know who live with it - both so that your own comes a little less out of left field and seems a little less scary, and so your friend knows that someone hears them when they have nothing left to do but vent.
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Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

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If anyone saw my last post, no you didn’t - I am an idiot who can’t read calendars and that’s all anyone needs to know.
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LOVE THIS! I love that the disease (/pos) is spreading, and I really like how you write Mettaton!!
looks away nervouslyy, i uh may have wrote a fic based on your work, its still a major wip but i wanted to just show it to you in its current state cause it could take a little longer to make it better
Stolen Lilies - Fuzzy_Ouroboros - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
there may be some inaccuracies cause like i say in th notes i just saw a few posts of yours before losing my internet so i couldnt study the texts to make it the best *runs away*
OOOOOOOO this is VERY fun so far hehehehe.. interested to see where you take this!!!
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THIS FUCKING ART RIGHT HERE. GOD. IM GOING TO BE SICK (/pos)




I present you; more of my bullshit. this time, tenna jammies addition
LMFAOOOOOO YOU MADMAN YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
OUUGHH MY GOD I LIKE HIM SO SO MUCH I HOPE HE EXPLODES. HIS JAMMIES. HIS JAMMIES THEMED AFTER HIS CANCELED TV SHOW. THESE ARE SO DYNAMIC OH MY GOD. LOOKING AT HIM WITH MY EYEBALLS A LOT. SMILINGLY. HIM SHRINK. GOD. THANK YOU IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER NOW
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This fits really well with the ‘gifts’ in the vessel maker referencing things Kris lacks full control of under our influence - kindness, ambition, bravery, voice. They can only show kindness if we demand it to be so. They can only follow their ambition if we are removed. They can only brave the monster if we tell them to. They can only be heard if we are able to listen.
I'm thinking of kris repeating berdly's name in shock when you try to tell ralsei that you are going to the festival with berdly of all people. Thinking about the conversations we only get to hear half of, where kris presumably tells ralsei and susie that ralsei and asriel don't look that much alike. Thinking about all the times where kris changes the prompt we give them into something that they'd prefer to say.
Kris talks. They chatter, even, but we as the player don't get to hear it. They don't get a text box. We only ever know that they spoke at all from the reactions of other characters, and even then, we rarely know exactly what was said.
And part of this is that whoever the deltarune narrator is seems intent to pretending like kris doesn't exist. You check the mirror, and it says, "it's only you". Kris plays the piano and it says, "your hands begin moving on their own." If kris speaks without your permission, the narration doesn't acknowledge it at all, committed to the lie that kris doesn't exist beyond their role as our vessel. But that's not what this post is about.
This post is about how it's entirely possible that kris has tried to talk to us when no one else is around. They could have tried to tell us their plan, or begged us not to make certain decisions, or explained that we don't actually need to steal asriel's 5 dollars because they have a piggy bank buried in the front yard. Kris could be asking us questions, or asking us not to look for the bunker password because they have a plan and we should trust them, or asking us to let them sleep a bit longer, and we the soul just carry on the same regardless, their one-sided monologue falling on deaf ears. We would never even know, because of how thoroughly the narrative of deltarune has denied kris a voice.
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OH MY GOD.
I have been on a journey since January to address the sudden and mysterious and worsening tinnitus that has gotten so loud that it becomes impossible to sleep without a super loud white noise maker. At every step of the way, someone has told me that the sound is just in my head, to just ignore it.
Someone can hear it now. I can show people. It’s real. It’s physical. It’s tangible.
I finally got a diagnosis of TMJ about a month ago. It doesn’t usually lead to tinnitus, but mine is severe enough that it developed as a symptom after going untreated for a while. Now as I finally, FINALLY start physical therapy to MAYBE get the tinnitus gone and be able to enjoy silence again, I have something to show people. To make them hear what I hear. All the time. Deafeningly. Unignorably. Tangibly. Real-ly.
They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????
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ANOTHER TENNA GLASS ANIMALS FAN!?!? YESYESYES
Maybe you still think of us...?
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Looking normal is extremely boring, THIS is the way to live!

funfact ! I feel I look insane sometimes
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BITES YOU. BITES YOU. BITES YOU.
Please,,, I am covered in bite marks,,, bite less aggressively at least,,,,
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At last, the first chapter of my long-awaited sequel to the MTTV On Air human AU fic has been completed! Hope y’all are ready, and enjoy!
(Disclaimer: I take no accountability for the amount of angst I am going to shove into this fic by the time it is over. Everyone blame @teethmongerrr for giving me so much to work with :>)
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Drawing human versions are fun just to play with characters design-- oh I need to draw him next to my King Dice HMMMMM YES.
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