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I took my cat to get some vaccines today, and the vet told me he'd likely be a little more tired than normal.

This is clearly evidenced here. As you can see, his hops aren't mad, they're just disappointed.

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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Time for my first mammogram post top surgery, let's whip out the ouiji board.

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Bothering the beast

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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

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I've got a handsome crow with a plague mask and a shitty ekg I got done in a shed. I'm likely dying or already dead based on the ekg, but I've got a buddy to ward off the oncoming soldiers, for fear of the plague.

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Noah Kahan's music is the glorious marriage of nostalgia-wrecked burnout and generational trauma and I love every piece of him for it

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Testosterone be damned, imma sob watching Monk. As a lil treat.

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Gandalf whenever Shadowfax is near

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Birds are Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are not Lizards

None of this is a matter of opinion or debate

Get over it

Love

A Paleontologist

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Everyone is going to die some day. It might as well be spectacular.

Tweet by @ElyKreimendahl

“my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go”

10:44 am • 3/23/24