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What if after you die, you get shown all your achievements and if you haven't 100% your life, you're sent back and that's how we get people who do cocaine?
#i don't think you can choose how much of life is left#you can't stay at 90% forever#just like how you can't 100% your life whenever#the 100% just kinda sneaks up on you#at one point you'll be content#you won't have done everything that could be done#and you won't have experienced everything that could be experienced#but one day you'll look at your life#you'll let out a sigh#and you'll know#you've 100% your life#and you'll be disappointed#cause then you can't trick death into letting you live any longer
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this scene from ch 257 lives rent free in my head.
Balam is just. the BEST teacher.
Look how fast he came running to protect his student 馃槶
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i really like your marble sky comic so I made some memes for it



i might have gotten the names wrong, I really hope I didnt tho
WHEEEEEEEEZE
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What if after you die, you get shown all your achievements and if you haven't 100% your life, you're sent back and that's how we get people who do cocaine?
#i don't think you can choose how much of life is left#you can't stay at 90% forever#just like how you can't 100% your life whenever#the 100% just kinda sneaks up on you#at one point you'll be content#you won't have done everything that could be done#and you won't have experienced everything that could be experienced#but one day you'll look at your life#you'll let out a sigh#and you'll know#you've 100% your life#and you'll be disappointed#cause then you can't trick death into letting you live any longer
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I know there's probably a whole bunch of folks who've already made Tododeku proposal stuff, but here's my take on it lol
Izuku: ...hey, Shoto?
Shoto: Yes? *Sort of distracted, staring at something.*
Izuku: So, I keep remembering that you don't like your last name very much.
Shoto: *Turning around, ready to laugh* Yeah, what tipped you o-
Izuku: *Down on one knee, holding a ring, sweating bullets.*
Izuku: ...do you happen to like Midoriya any better?
Shoto: *Stunned silence, then he just grins like an idiot and nods. Words have failed him.*
Izuku: So then... Shoto possibly-soon-to-be-Midoriya... Will you marry me?
Shoto: *Tearing up* I think I could do that.
I think Shoto would be the one to originally confess, but Izuku would be the one to propose. And when Shoto confessed, it would be either a beautiful confession at exactly the wrong time(Like, one or both of them might die in 2 minutes level bad timing), or just completely out of the blue and by accident.
Like, two options:
Shoto: Izuku... In case this doesn't go well, I just need to know that you're more than a friend to me. I love you more than I could possibly express, and I hope that you feel the same way.
Izuku: *Covered in battle wounds, panting heavily, just got them to shelter from another barrage* Okay, I feel the same way, but this is very much not the time!
Or
Izuku: Hey, did you need help with that bit of math again this week? I heard you'd been having trouble with it.
Shoto: I'm in love with you.
Izuku:
Shoto:
Izuku:
Shoto: I said that out loud.
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Class 1a are hit with a quirk that cause them to show ways of how their quirks effect them like aizawa's hair floats and eyes stay permanently red while bakugou's palms glow and momo's skin glows(like a goddess)
but ofa manifests like 8 pairs of glowing hands wrapped around izuku like a hug or pat on the back
feels re assuring for izuku, looks really creepy for everyone else
Izuku has a hand ruffling his hair, a fist pressed to his heart, a splayed palm on his back pushing him forward, a pair on his shoulders in reassurance, hands wrapped around him in a hug, some holding to his arms to balance him, some around his legs to lift him up. It's strange, but not uncomfortable- it feels nice, even
Except Class 1A, who've all seen Shigaraki in his full Hands McMike outfit at USJ, are having flashbacks and nervously trying to figure out why a strength quirk looks like that.
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Ahh i can just imagine aizawa deeing the photot and immediately calling like
Ocha: ello?
Aizawa: is that Shigaraki, dabi and Toga behind you?
Ocha: hmm? Oh yeah they are
Izuku: oh hey i didn't see them
Aizawa: get the fuck out of there and call the police DO NOT APPROACH-
Ocha: oh C'mon sensei! The cart is full and it's not like they're gonna abandon their cart to kill us
Shoto: we dont know that. Maybe villains are the ones abandoning shopping carts in the middle of aisles
Hito: x to doubt
Tenya: Guys! It's bad to make assumptions on people!
Aizawa: WHA-NO-IIDA THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE! GET OUT OF THERE NOW!
Izu: no but tenya's right. Hey guys, are you going to kill us?
Aizawa: MIDORIYA!
Shig:...no
Hito: do you guys leave full shopping carts to block aisles?
Toga: no that's too annoying! We do the opposite and steal them!
Aizawa *unable to hear what the league are saying* : DO NOT. ENGAGE. WITH VILLAINS. AND RUN!!! WHICH STORE ARE YOU AT I'M COMING
Ocha: but we just found tsuyu's favourite cereals! And besides this is the only store within walking distance that hasn't banned us!
Aizawa: Banned?!
Dabi: banned?
Shoto: not our fault
Tsuyu: you kept fighting with katsuki
Tenya: and burned the dairy aisle
Hito: and kept assaulting anything that had your dad's face on it
Shoto:....you helped
Izuku: yeah, such fun days
Ocha: we'll be back in a bit, sensei!
POV you are Mr. Aizawa and you just received this selfie as assurance that your problem children are safe. You are not convinced. (Also known as: The dekusquad has too much main-character-energy and it shows in the most inconvenient of ways.)
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I got called Big Foot's cousin, Big Ass...
#no wait that's funny#ayo bitches im big foot's cuz#yeah it sucks everyone knows big foot and aint no one knows me#but they all can hear me coming#with claps of my dummy thick CHEEKS#and yes this could be considered harassment and i am sorry that someone called you that#but the first thing that came to my mind is a frat boy being insulted like that
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What if Aizawa is some form of cryptic that one day stumbled upon the school someday and he wasn't allowed to leave ever since? Like he's Mothman or some shit (btw check out this wip of aizawa being Mothman that i found) and he's being a lil cryptic shit like "Everyone's gonna be so confused" and so he sits their as a student in the hero course. Enter Oburo and Hizashi.
They take one look at the thing with hair as black as the void, eyes that are hazy, always shifting, always watching, and the smell of dew and grass and mold coming off him like he's been living in the forest all his life. They take one look at this Aizawa i-take-your-quirk-if-you-come-too-close Shouta and decide he's their best friend now.
And since then Aizawa is stuck.
He hisses and scratches and his eyes turns blood red and somehow your quirk refuses to work? Aww he's an introvert!
He skips school until either one of his 'friends' come and drag him their? Aww he wants to walk to school with them!
He lives in a forest? Ooh he's also antisocial too, but don't worry shouta! We'll be sure to give you a healthy dose of socialisation so you wont go crazy all alone!
He can talk to animals? Must have been hit with a quirk when you were younger!
Can talk to shadows? Wow, young shouta must have been very clumsy to be hit with so much quirks
Wait what's his quirk? Well, nezu gave them this analysis after shouta tore his to shreds and looks like he can null quirks he looks at. Cool!
How shouta got into school? The teachers figured he was a potential nezu found. Nezu figured he was a potential one of his staff found and wanted to be cryptic about him to get back at all th bs nezu pulls on them.
A quick search into the school's database and another search in the government database and nezu is slightly concerned about why this child does not have an identity
The next day official papers were presented to Hizashi and co. to keep on and make sure aizawa doesn't shred
And it went on for years. No one could figure that aizawa Was Not Human for years, until he's somehow roped into teaching a bunch of brats about heroics and whatever other bs this society is on about these days. A young kid with bush-like hair enters his classroom, takes one look at him, and asks "what the fuck is that"
If aizawa could die, he would be happy dying at this moment. He swears he can feel these 'happy tears' his friends talk about.
And so aizawa and midori for the remainder of the year try to find anyone who鈥檇 just believe them.
His friends thinks it鈥檚 nice that he's bonding with his students. He's using "friends" with heavy quotations for the rest of the year as retaliation.
On the day of oburo's death, two pieces of shouta died. A piece he intentionally gave away to his...friend to still have a connection to this earth to visit it whenever he wishes to
And a piece, crumbled to dust when the ghost of oburo stood above collapsed buildings and shot him a smile. It was not eye-hurting-bright smile, and was not i-am-annoying-you-like-friends-do smile. It was like the smiles nezu-sensei gives him when he says he's not human, or that he doesn't need therapee because he'll never feel like other people do
And oburo looks at him and asks him one question
"How many quirks were you hit with, sho-sho?"
A glass-shattering scream could be heard from across the country. Many believed it was a grieving hizashi scream. It was the scream of a very frustrated aizawa
He threw the piece of his shadows at his face, and left with a done shout of "this will ground you to this plane. Visit hizashi and nemuri for fucks sake!" And leaves
And if he goes to check on hizashi after two whole days on no-pestering, if he lets nemuri cry on him and doesnt complain of the salty, slimy liquids that get absorbed into his hair, if he lets tensei talk and talk and mourn a shout and cry more than any human probably should, if he talked and talked and talked and checked and persuaded his, his friends to try this therapy guy and let them hug him and drag him around with less aggression because now they're sad and fragile and he doesn't want, he refuses to be the reason they snap
Then no one but his shadows will know. And the annoying ghost of oburo.
And the therapist nezu-sensei forced him to go to. Maybe he shouldn't have said that he can't feel like humans.
#dam it's been a while since I've seen this#why does this hurt?#im pretty sure i wanted it to be a funny light 'lol what if he's not human'#wtf why are most my ideas like this?
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GUYS STOP VOTING CARAPACE VIPERION IS BEHIND!!!
Magical Boy Tournament: Round 1
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FOULLLLLLLL

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
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YOU! Do you read bnha fanfics?
Great! You're gonna love this idea!
Aizawa who knows of Izuku's existence because izu is a vigilant/quirkless hero/just in his class like normal and he's worried cause zuku radiates Not OK鈩笍 energy 24/7, and izuku obviously knows about Eraserhead cause he's a NERD (obviously eraser is his favourite hero and you can try prying this from my dead cold hands)
So, exactly one week after meeting, izuku, my traumatised insomniac boy, is in his New kitchen in his Very New apartment, grabbing a drink that may-or-may-not be coffee, when he suddenly feels someone watching. He looks at the kitchen window and FuCKING CHOKES cause ErAserHeAd Is WaTChIng HiM FrOm AcRoSs ThE StReEt!
Meanwhile Aizawa just wanted his before-patrol coffee while thinking about what to do about the problem child who's a bit too self-sacrificing for his liking when suddenly he sees movement from the apartment across the street and he looks and wait problem child? HOly Shit he's choking is he ok??
And izuku is just casually coughing his lungs out feeling like he wants all might to detroit smash him like omg why did he have to choke in front of The eraserhead
WAIT I just had aother idea! What if aizawa is suspicious of this kid who somehow knows of his existence when he's an underground hero and supposed to be unknown? He doesnt even share his hero name with the peopel he helps!
(Aizawa doesn't know of the many forums and group chats that are specifically for underground hero, nor does he know a a very specific chat that's called "Eraser sightings" that has picture of a wild eraserhead in his natural habitat, stories from the many people he saved, memes, and very weird facts hizashi loves to add that no one really believes but are too damn funny the admins didn't want to ban him from the chat
Aizawa will forever be confused about why peopel randomly flag him down to give him anything cat related, from keychains to catnip)
Anyway, so aizawa is kind of paranoid and very sus of midori, then he looks outside of his window and FUCK This kid is stalking him and now he knows where he lives what's he gonna do with this information?
And then izuku sees him and looks like he just saw the devil and aizawa is looking at the very startled teen who's trying not to die choking and...yeah there's no way th kid knew
Idk i just want them as neighbours and i want to see their reactions, especially zuzu's reaction
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