"Everybody shut up I'm thinking about finctional character."This is a fandom sideblog. And—fair warning—it is updated sporadically. Mostly Baldur's Gate 3 and Dragon Age with a dash of whatever else is striking my fancy. Wizard kisser, DA2 apologist and trash for Fenhawke.
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GALE + bowing like a gentleman
#gale dekarios#wizard husband#gale of waterdeep#the rizzard of waterdeep#your honor i love him#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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Can you imagine being a Bhaalist in Baldur's Gate where the cult has been growing exponentially under this absolutely insane Bhaalspawn. Who is perhaps the best leader the cult has ever had. The temple looks great, the murder is going. You're two days shy of world domination and he just. Vanishes.
His second in command pops up in his place. You all hate her. She's loud, sloppy, and overly dramatic and for once you're praying someone ISN'T dead. The temple falls into disrepair. But the world domination is still going.
Roughly a year later the missing Bhaalspawn kicks down the cult door, and you finally think they're gonna fix everything.
BUT THEN,
They kill orin in the duel (yay)
Reject Bhaal in favor of... Friendship?
Leave????
No wonder the cultists are so stupefied
#things that make me tee hee hee#it's funny because it's true#the dark urge#baldur's gate 3#bg3#orin the red#queue
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#oh okay#i could listen to this all day#your honor i love him#wizard husband#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#the rizzard of waterdeep#🥵#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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God’s favorite princess<3
11.8 hours on procreate
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You have given me everything.
#the bloodweave brainrot is so real#bloodweave#nsft#maybe#your honor i love them#astarion ancunin#astarion#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#🥵#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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#lae'zel #bg3
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
#can we talk about the fact that LARIAN STUDIOS reblogged this and added the lae'zel tag#it was funny to begin with#but that makes it even better#things that make me tee hee hee#baldur's gate 3#bg3#lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#queue
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Bg3's beloved bard!
#alfira#fave#i will metagame every time i play durge to spare her okay!!!!#best bard#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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no doubting his love when he gazes at you like this
#wizard husband#your honor i love him#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#the rizzard of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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He DID miss this
I think it’s good for Gale and Visera’s relationship that she also has a toxic ex. Albeit, she didn’t know she did, but at least now every time Gale brings up Mystra she can bring up Gortash.
I’m not one of those people that want a Gortash romance because this man SUCKS. He hurt my bbg Karlach, and just committed so many atrocities, it’s hard for me to not punch him in the face as soon as we confront in Wyrm Rock. BUT I definitely see the appeal of Dark Urge x Gortash. It’s like the perfect dark romance. Evil Couple is definitely one of my favorite tropes.
#durgetash#your honor i love them#my toxic babies#to be clear i don't support anything durgetash does#but i love the chaos they create#and op i really love visera and your art style!!#enver gortash#the dark urge#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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honestly it’s very sweet to go from the aeducan origin, where you get thrown in jail and nobody does anything to save you not even your own father the king himself, to the fort drakon quest where you get thrown in jail and you know for a fact that you can count on your pack of ride or die freaks to be there with an extremely stupid plan, the power of incredible violence, and a dream
#things that make me tee hee hee#it's funny because it's true#dragon age#dragon age origins#da:o#queue
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Sketches of Gale I did as a warm ups before work
He and Wyll always reminded me of Disney princes. So I tried to mimic that style of old Disney cartoons
#this is so cutie!!#he's giving like#flynn rider meets prince eric or something#and i love it#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#wizard husband#the rizzard of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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IM BACK WITH A YEE HAW COMIC. FINALLY.
(Let’s just ignore the fact the art style in this one is so inconsistent, i kept working on panels and then dipping for weeks at a time.)
A little flashback, we will be back in the current timeline very soon.
#the bloodweave brain rot is so real#i love this so much#bg3 outlawsau#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#queue
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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny
#i think about this a lot#love being like here gale have some salami garlic and a lot of wine#things that make me tee hee hee#it's funny because it's true#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#camp cook gale#gale of waterdeep#karlach#karlach cliffgate#lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#shadowheart#queue
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fenris sketch to ease my pain and lighten my sorrows.....
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I'd let the world burn Let the world burn for you [some of my post-canon scenes]
#gorgeous art#ascended astarion#look i'm not usually an ascended astarion girlie but uh i love this#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#vampire elf husband
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#it's funny because it's true#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age origins#da2#da:o#zevran arainai#isabela dragon age#zevran#dragon age isabela#da2 crew is best crew#kirkwall gang#queue#things that make me tee hee hee
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MEOW. M EOW. COWBOYS‼️
#this too is bloodweave#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#astarion ancunin#queue
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