Leverage s01e04
The team saves the church of St. Nick
From an attention-seeking prick
They makes Santa cry
While the Vatican tries
Without luck to prove it’s a trick
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Leverage s01e03
Eliot tries to rekindle old flames
But Sterling's back in the game
To prove fraud on a horse
But Nate's ready, of course
To keep Willie from taking the blame
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Leverage S01E02
Castleman shot Perry up
But the government covered it up
And that's more obscene
Than the Buerre d'argentine
'cept it's shrimp you stupid fuck
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LL Cool J: Brothers never make it out of situations like this
Me: BUT YOU DO!!!!
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Unpopular opinion: LL Cool J was way more awesome than Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
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Somehow we've moved onto Deep Blue Sea and i have no objections. L.L. Cool J FTW
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Rennie: I don't understand what's happening to me!
Me: You're solidifying your role as a main character!!
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Friend: [Jason's] got a lot of skills people don't give him credit for
Re: the captain being left standing
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These are the drinking game rules I'm using FYI. The intro has a lot of drinking
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Also a few weeks ago I watched Jason X. Today i will get to decide which one was worse.
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Friend: imagine if you keep dying and coming back to life and the first thing you see every time is teenagers doing it
Me: gotta kill them all
Me (to the Pokemon theme): gotta kill 'em all!
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It's Friday the 13th. Please expect content related to Jason Takes Manhattan.
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These guys-- they can't work together
But it seems they're birds of a feather
When led by Nate Ford
Who calls aboard
A Sophie to pull them together.
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I remembered that i used to write [pretty terrible] limericks. I think I'm going to do that again
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Because I'm roadtripping (sorta... it's more like sprinting in an ultramarathon than a roadtrip...)
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