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Morning conversations with Maggie
Me: Close the door, Dumbass!!!
Maggie: Don’t call me a dumbass!!!
Me: Then don’t act like one
Maggie: I can’t help it that’s just my personality!
Oh the joys of parenthood 🤣
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All I wanna do for my 25th birthday is go pick out a kitten and drop a bunch of acid.
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Larry Horowitz (American, b. 1956), Dusk with Fragrance. Acrylic on canvas, 30 x 40 in.
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Just feel like disappearing from the world and everybody in it
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Goodnight stars. Goodnight air. Goodnight noises everywhere. 🌛
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You know you’ve hit a new low when a crack head is trying to consol you while you hysterically cry on a random stoop two blocks from your house.
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Just a cry your eyes out kind of day
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