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poke-femslash
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Pokemon F/F here from both the anime and the games. Feel free to request headcanons and scenarios while you're here. They'll be SFW by default but if you want it NSFW just say so.
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poke-femslash · 7 years ago
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Any shipping headcanons (SFW/NSFW) for guarurashipping?
Didn’t even know this ship existed til today. Thanks anon! I should really blow the dust off of this blog shouldn’t I.
SFW:
Iris’ energetic personality meshes well with Bianca’s natural curiosity. A lot of their dates take place outdoors with Iris teaching Bianca how to climb trees or helping her catch Pokemon.
Haxorus is constantly doted on by Bianca everytime she visits, something which her girlfriend thinks is utterly adorable.
While Bianca loves the outdoor dates Iris takes her on, she’s just as happy when its just the two of them relaxing at home, watching movies starring Dragon types naturally (imagine the Pokemon world’s equivalent to HTTYD).
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Bianca’s curiosity does not end in the bedroom and while Iris is rather open to trying anything at least once, there are some things Bianca will refuse to try (namely anal).
Iris is surprisingly rough in bed, often leaving marks on Bianca (who loves it especially on her neck and around her breasts). Bianca’s also receptive to having her hair pulled.
Bianca prefers being bottom, which helps given how dominant Iris is. Not that she’s a pillow princess as Iris knows firsthand how talented her girlfriend is with her tongue.
Toys are mostly limited to vibrators and strap-ons. Iris is rather fast and rough when she uses it on Bianca but when roles are reversed, its one of the few times in their relationship where she becomes the top in their relationship.
They’ve only had public sex twice in their relationship, both times in a forest during their outdoor dates. Bianca’s not against it, just isn’t interested in doing it often. In contrast Iris loves outdoor sex due to the thrill of getting caught (even when she’s the Unovan champ that just doubles the thrill for her).
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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ok this is such a rarepair but here i go,,, could i get some sfw with zinnia/plumeria?????
Rarepairs are not a problem. Hope you like it:
While Zinnia isn’t a part of Team Skull, she is welcomed to enter Po Town at anytime eventually becoming friendly with the Grunts. It helps that they’re a lot less malicious than the last Team she was part of.
Both of them love to battle one another and consider each other among the toughest opponents they’ve faced. Outside of battle though, Plumeria thinks Zinnia’s Dragon types are really cool. 
When they’re alone, Plumeria actually has a thing for cheesy pickup lines and often says them to Zinnia. She says they’re incredibly cheesy but judging by the slight blush on Zinnia’s cheeks, its safe to say she likes them.
When Team Skull disbands, they start to spend a lot more time together. Zinnia loved the beaches back on Hoenn and loves it when her girlfriend takes her to the ones across Alola. When Zinnia hears about Jangmo-o, she just has to catch one and searches across the region for it with Plumeria at her side.
Some time after they start dating, Zinnia eventually tells Plumeria about her true origin as in really being a Draconid and how she saved Hoenn from Groudon/Kyogre alongside May/Brendan. After she’s finished telling her origins, Plumeria is stunned silent. It all sounds too fantastical to be true, but with the level of detail to it and the fact that Zinnia has no reason to lie to her about something like that.
Eventually, they both move in together in their own trailer on Route 13 just outside of Tapu Village. Zinnia plans to challenge the local champion as she has already completed all of the Trials.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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Scenario: Hilda and Serena one night stand?
Hilda was in Kalos as part of her journey after finishing up in Unova, planning to challenge all of the country’s gyms and eventually the Elite Four.
While in Lumiose preparing for her battle with Clemont, Hilda saw the most beautiful girl drinking coffee outside of a cafe. Hilda knew she had to talk to her.
After getting her own coffee, Hilda sat down with the Kalosian girl and struck up a conversation with her. After learning her name is Serena, the two of them hit it off rather well though once Hilda began flirting Serena was quick to reciprocate. One thing lead to another and the next thing Hilda knows, Serena had fallen for her charm and wanted to go back to Hilda’s hotel room.
The sex between them was mostly soft and passionate considering Serena’s usual nature though Hilda was the dominate one for most of it
By the time they both pass out from exhaustion, neither one of them is really sure what will happen between them next.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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If you're really cool with it, then can we get some fluff and sin for Alexa x Viola?
I tried:
SFW:
Alexa and Viola’s relationship started back when they were teenagers. They were at that age where their hormones were running wild and they decided to experiment with each other. They were able to keep their activities hidden from their parents and continued this well into their adulthood, usually because one of them hasn’t had sex in awhile.
They hang out a lot when they get the time to. To everyone else it’s just an outing between sisters but sometimes they see it as an actual date. The two of them have an “open relationship” so it’s not uncommon for them to go on double dates or talk about their current partners.
Due to their separate jobs and other responsibilities, they don’t live together or get to spend much time together but they do get together, they make every moment last.
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While Alexa and Viola both consider themselves switches, Alexa loves to have her younger sister dominate her sometimes.
While they would never hope to get caught, both of them are into public sex.
Sex between them is often soft and don’t often involve toys. The both of them prefer each other’s natural touch.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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*whispers* Is it alright if I ask for Alexa and Viola headcanons?
You mean with them together? Sure I don’t see why not.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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Scenario: Kalos Queen Aria decides to come out publicly as a lesbian.
Before coming out publicly, only a few very close friends  and her mentor Palermo knew about her secret and agreed to keep it.
Aria was incredibly scared about coming out before deciding to make it public, a strong contrast to her usual cheerful personality. She was concerned about how this would affect her Performing career and how her fans and friends would see her but Aria decides that if they really were true friends and fans, they’ll accept her for who she is.
As soon as she does come out, it feels like a huge weight was just taken off her shoulders. The news spreads quickly with people ranging from friends, to other fellow Performers, and other celebrities sending her love and support. As time past, Aria’s coming out would serve as a inspiration for other performers to gain the courage to do the same.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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A set of headcanons for one of my favorite pairings that doesn’t get enough love if you ask me: Candice x Maylene (glistenshipping). Maybe I’ll keep doing sets like this for some f/f pairings that need the attention or if I make up a unique one.
NSFW parts will be under Keep Reading.
SFW:
How they met?: Candice and Maylene have known each other since they were children. They both lived in Veilstone City until Candice moved to Snowpoint to become the city's gym leader.
How did they get together?: It just kind of happened one day when Maylene visited Candice in Snowpoint. Candice showed her around Snowpoint all day and the tour around the city ended with Candice showing Maylene to a cliff with a beautiful view of the sunset. They eventually started talking which lead up to Candice admitting her feelings for Maylene that's she had for years. Maylene honestly has never even thought about dating much due to her training and her career as a Gym Leader but since Candice is her best friend, she's willing to give her a chance.
Who sings along with the radio?: Candice sings along to almost every cheesy pop song that plays on the radio. Maylene never sings since she doesn't think she's good at it. 
Who cries when someone dies in a movie?: Candice sometimes.
How long have they been together?: Since sometime before Black/White 1.
Who sings in the shower?: Candice sometimes. 
Who takes the selfies?: Candice takes as many as she can since her and Maylene don't see each other too often.
Who comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops?: They both do but Maylene has more self control over it due to her strict training regimen.
Favorite Holiday(s)?: They don't really have one. 
Do they travel?: They don't get much time together in person so it doesn't matter where they are as long as they're together.
Where was their first date?: They both like nature so it was a walk around the forest near the Snowbelle Gym.
When they had their first kiss?: It was at the cliff side where Candice first admitted her feelings for Maylene about a month or two after they starting dating.
Who is the romantic?: Candice is the more romance minded of the two but Maylene really tries to step up the romance on anniversaries and Valentines Day. 
Who wakes up first?: Maylene since it's part of her daily training regimen.
Who takes longer showers?: It's about even between them.
Who’s more likely to burn dinner?: Maylene though Candice isn't that much better at cooking either. 
Who said ‘I love you’ first?: Maylene did.
How affectionate are they in public?: They're very affectionate in public, lot of touching and PDA.
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Who sends the other unsolicited nudes?: Maylene will occasionally send some to Candice, mostly to show off the toned body that Candice loves.
Who secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events?: Candice will try something daring like that but not always.
Dominant/Submissive?: Maylene is actually the submissive most times, she likes it when she can let someone else takes control. They switch every now and then.
How often do they have sex?: They don't get to see each other often but when they're together, they have sex as much as possible. 
Who is better at dirty talk?: They're both about even there. They know what to whisper in each other's ears to get them going. 
Kinks?: Light bondage and toys mostly. They're both into biting, leaving hickies on each other, and occasional rough sex.
What's their favorite roleplay scenario/fantasies?: They both have a fantasy of doubleteaming a girl (preferably Cynthia) during a threesome someday. 
Which sextoys do they use?: Dildos, strapons, and butt plugs.
Do they do anal?: Candice is fine with receiving but Maylene feels that she isn't ready for that yet. 
Who is louder?: Though usually Candice is the louder one, when they're at Maylene's place (she lives above the Gym) they can be as loud as they want. 
Who is more experimental?: They're about even there.
Who takes more risks?: Maylene tends to take more risks.
Who is better at oral?: Candice.
Have they ever had sex in public?: Just once. Candice was scared of getting caught the entire time but they both know she loved it.
Have they ever had a threesome?: No but they both agree that if they could choose anyone to be the third person, it would be Cynthia.
Who gives the most hickies?: Maylene does.
Favorite position?: They don't really have one, they go with whatever feels right at the moment.
Who likes to be on top and bottom?: Maylene actually prefers to be on bottom since she likes to relax and let someone else take control for a bit, especially if it's been a tough day as Gym Leader or because of her strict fitness regimen.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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Another anime request: some SFW and NSFW hcs for Ursula with a female S/O?
I’ll give it a try:
SFW:
Ursula will accept nothing less than five star restaurants and other fancy establishments because of her wealthy upbringing. On the plus side, she’ll be more than happy to pay for her and her date when they go out. She’ll also never say no to a shopping trip.
Both Ursula and her girlfriend will often practice battle each other. If her girlfriend is also a Coordinator, they’ll help each other train for that but it won’t make Ursula any less competitive for the Contest.
Ursula isn’t into PDA all that much though she’ll kiss her gf and hold her hand in public no problem. When in private, she’ll be more than happy to display affection, including cuddling.
Her Gabite will seemingly not like you at first but this is due to him being protective of his trainer. As you and Ursula continue to date, Gabite will at least try to be a bit more nice to you.
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While she doesn’t mind being the bottom every now and then, most of the time she will demand to be on top.
When they’re having sex, her hair will either be undone or still tied in her usual spiral pigtails. Either way, she loves having her hair pulled when she’s on bottom.
Ursula very dominant during sex. When she demands to be pleased, she expects it to be followed exactly as she says. She’s also very much into nipple play, orgasm denial, and light bondage occasionally. She’ll be as dominant as she wants to be but only if you’re comfortable with it.
As a reflection of her rich upbringing, she’ll wear nighties and lingerie that cost a lot of money to bed. She wears them mostly just to see your reaction to them.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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Sin for Malva x Lusamine?
Sure thing! Here’s a few:
They’re really into rough sex. Everytime they have sex, they both fight to be on top.
BDSM, spanking, and hair pulling are very common.
Because of her obsession with Nihilego, Lusamine will be instantly turned on by Malva wearing lingerie styled after it. Malva thinks it’s weird as hell but she’s had partners with weirder kinks in the past.
When they’re in public, teasing is very common between them. Public sex is also a huge turn on for Malva.
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poke-femslash · 8 years ago
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If you do hcs for the Pokemon anime, then maybe a SFW and NSFW set for Miette x Burgundy like what you did with Rosa and Roxie?
Sure!
This is a very unique pairing. While it’s been a while since I’ve seen the Unova arc, I feel as if I got Burgundy in character. Anyways, thanks for this pairing!
The NSFW half will be under the Keep Reading section.
How they met?: Miette and Burgundy are actually childhood friends who lost touch after Miette moved to Kalos with her family when they were both little. Many years later, Burgundy moves to Gloire City and encounters Miette although it takes a moment for her to recognize Burgundy. They begin to reform their friendship and catch up with all the time they’ve spent apart.
How did they get together?: As they began to spend more time together, Miette began to get attracted to Burgundy’s natural charisma while Burgundy became enamored with Miette’s elegance and grace, especially when she watched her in Showcases. One night during their weekly meetups, they had a bit too much wine and they began to slightly drunkenly flirt with each other. Neither of them exactly remember what happened afterwards but the next morning they woke up together in bed naked. For a while afterwards, there was a bit of awkwardness between them though they eventually worked through it and began dating after Miette admitted the feelings she expressed during that night were her true thoughts.
Who sings along with the radio?: Neither of them. 
Who cries when someone dies in a movie?: Miette.
How long have they been together?: At least three months after the events of the anime’s XYZ series.
Who sings in the shower?: Burgundy sometimes though only if she’s sure she’s home alone or showering alone.
Who takes the selfies?: Miette does. Due to her status as a top Pokemon Performer, Miette has a huge social media presence and loves to show off her girlfriend to her followers.
Who comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops?: Neither of them really. Both Miette and Burgundy can make themselves any sort of pastry or sweet anytime they wants due to both of them being good chefs.
Favorite Holiday(s)?: They don’t really have any.
Do they travel?: Nearly all the time because Miette is constantly entering herself in Showcases across Kalos and Burgundy goes to as many as she can make to support her. Although they both only visited Unova twice, the first time for Burgundy to introduce Miette to her family and the second to spend Christmas and New Years with Burgundy’s parents.
Where was their first date?: To Sushi High Roller in Lumiose City.
When they had their first kiss?: Besides the one that most certainly happened during their drunken hookup, what they consider to be their real first kiss happened after the first Pokemon Showcase Miette won after she started dating Burgundy.
Who is the romantic?: Miette. She’s the one more into PDA and is the one to plan for Valentines Day and anniversaries. 
Who wakes up first?: Unless they have something important to do on that day, they’re both more likely to sleep in. 
Who takes longer showers?: Miette.
Who’s more likely to burn dinner?: They’re both great at cooking so neither of them would ever burn diner.
Who said ‘I love you’ first?: It was Burgundy during their second visit to Unova in Christmas. Miette was great with her family, it was a great Christmas all around, and Miette had gotten her a beautiful amethyst necklace. The necklace was the most beautiful thing anyone had ever gotten her. The “I Love You” just slipped out but Miette didn’t care, the kiss was just spontaneous reaction to hearing those words. 
How affectionate are they in public?: Miette is very into PDA though Burgundy not so much. When their in private though, Burgundy is much more softer and more into cuddling.
Who sends the other unsolicited nudes?: They both send the other nudes sometimes.
Who secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events?: Burgundy is incredibly guilty of this, especially during Showcases because of the dresses Miette wears for them.
Dominant/Submissive?: Burgundy is the dominant one. While Miette thinks of herself as a switch, she doesn’t mind being the submissive. 
How often do they have sex?: If Miette doesn’t have a Showcase to prepare for, then at least a few times a week.
Who is better at dirty talk?: Burgundy is great at dirty talk. She’s at her best when she’s promising Miette a “reward” after she finishes the Showcase, win or lose. 
Kinks?: They both share a praise kink, roleplay kink, and a love for foodplay. Miette is into biting and scratching while Burgundy has a language kink. 
What’s their favorite roleplay scenario/fantasies?: They both take turns doing a roleplay of nearly any person, real or otherwise. Miette’s favorite is roleplaying as Officer Jenny while Burgundy had gotten into roleplaying Nurse Joy. 
Which sextoys do they use?: Nothing fancy, just dildos and a strapon. 
Do they do anal?: Miette has taken it a few times though Burgundy currently has no interest in receiving anal at the moment. 
Who is louder?: They’re both about evenly loud. 
Who is more experimental?: Miette tends to be the one to suggest new positions and toys to try. 
Who is better at oral?: Burgundy is the better of the two.
Have they ever had sex in public?: Just once. It was a quickie in an empty dressing room after a Showcase.
Have they ever had a threesome?: They’ve both talked about it a few times. Miette fantasizes about having Kalos Queen Aria join them while Burgundy once mentioned an old friend with benefits she had back in Unova named Georgia who might be open to joining them.
Who gives the most hickies?: Miette does. 
Favorite position?: Missionary. 
Who likes to be on top and bottom?: Burgundy’s usually on top while Miette is on bottom (though she considers herself a switch).
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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Roxie x Rosa (acousticguitarshipping) Headcanons.
Sure I’ll try this. Warning: The NSFW half is under the Keep Reading section.
How they met?: Rosa challenged Roxie for the Toxic badge and won. Though they didn't really meet until Rosa went to see Koffing and the Toxics later that day. They eventually got to talking and formed a friendship. Rosa stayed in Virbank for a few days after they first met but eventually had to continue her journey. It remained long distance for a while but Rosa came back to Virbank as often as she could.
How did they get together?: During one of Rosa's visits to Virbank, Rosa and Roxie went out for dinner to catch up. As they were walking home, Roxie took the chance to admit her feelings to Rosa. The feeling was mutual and they began dating.
Who sings along with the radio?: Roxie but only if it's a rock song.
Who cries when someone dies in a movie?: Rosa's such a softie.
How long have they been together?: Three years (they started dating a month after the events of Black/White 2).
Who sings in the shower?: Roxie of course! She's very committed to the band and tries to get in all the practice she can.
Who takes the selfies?: Rosa. She always takes the pictures whenever they go on a date.
Who comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops? They both have a bit of a sweet tooth but Rosa's worse.
Favorite Holiday(s)?: Roxie loves Halloween and Rosa loves Valentine's Day and Christmas.
Do they travel?: Yup! They've gone across Unova but they wish to go to Kalos or Sinnoh one day.
Where was their first date?: They simply went to Bearticone to get some ice cream.
When they had their first kiss?: In Nimbasa City when they were on the Ferris Wheel and it stopped at the top. Rosa initiated it.
Who is the romantic?: Roxie is surprisingly romantic. She does all the typical romantic stuff (bring flowers, cuddle, etc) and she thinks it's cheesy but she's new to all this relationship stuff and she is trying.
Who wakes up first?: Rosa, mostly out of habit.
Who takes longer showers?: They both do. Whether it's Rosa taking long because she's likes being "extra clean", Roxie because she spends more time singing in the shower, or when they shower together because well your imagination.
Who’s more likely to burn dinner?: Neither because they're both horrible cooks they don’t even try. So they usually either order takeout or go out to eat.
Who said ‘I love you’ first?: Rosa did about a month and a half in the relationship.
How affectionate are they in public?: They kiss and hold hands in public. Neither one of them are afraid of showing it.
Who does the laundry and other chores?: Rosa.
Favorite activity?: When they’re together, they often train each other or Roxie is teaching Rosa how to play the guitar.
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Who sends the other unsolicited nudes?: Roxie has always been the more naughty one of the two.
Who secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events?: It’s Roxie most of the time.
Dominant/Submissive?: It varies but most of the time Roxie is the dominant one while Rosa is the submissive one.
How often do they have sex?: At least a couple times a week.
Who is better at dirty talk?: Roxie.
Kinks?: Umm nothing extreme just toys and light bondage.
What's their favorite roleplay scenario/fantasies?: Sometimes Rosa likes to pretend to be either a nurse or a groupie for Roxie. Roxie meanwhile likes to pretend that Rosa has to earn a Toxic badge in "another way".
Which sextoys do they use?: Nothing beyond dildos and strapons.
Do they do anal?: Yes. They alternate between giving and receiving.
Who is louder?: Rosa. Roxie occasionally has to keep her quiet so they don't disturb the neighbors.
Who is more experimental?: Roxie. She always wants to try new things but only if Rosa's OK with it.
Who takes more risks?: Roxie.
Who is better at oral?: Rosa is better at giving oral.
Have they ever had sex in public?: A few times. Roxie and Rosa both love the thrill of it.
Have they ever had a threesome?: Not yet but both would be open to it.
Who gives the most hickeys?: Rosa. It's one of her kinks.
Favorite position?: Missionary because Rosa loves wrapping her legs around Roxie.
Do they play music during sex?: Yeah but it’s either songs made by Roxie’s band or some other rock/punk band.
Who likes to be on top and bottom?: Roxie likes to be in control and on top while Rosa prefers being on bottom. Though they do switch it up now and then.
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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休憩中 | まつもとわか [pixiv] 
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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ExpanseShipping: Courtney (oras) & May (oras)
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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All this pokemon talk got me to pick up Alpha Sapphire and I’m in the poketrenches again
This is hella rough and quick but oh my god Ace Trainer/Delinquent girlfriends on the Mauville roof
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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Are you still into 2getha5evashipping (the cringe name)
i am always there for the les beans, i am just busy rn and usually im more DianMalv and FuraPura so
but here is a picture since i dont draw much recently..
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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boutiqueshipping headcanons?
Sure!
Shauna’s always been a few inches shorter than Serena, even though she eventually hits a growth spurt in her teens; she’d have to stand up on her toes to kiss her properly, so Shauna mostly gives her cheek kisses.
Shauna can’t stand her girlfriend being sad at all, and always makes sure to cheer her up before doing anything else.
Serena wants to travel & explore all regions, and they plan to take a giant luxury trip together when they’re able to.
Both of them really dislike the dark. 
They both adore shopping. Serena prefers to shop at high-end boutiques whilst Shauna prefers giant clothing stores. Together, they love to go out to get clothes (or dinner, I suppose) in Lumoise, stopping in Coumarine to watch the sunset together. 
Shauna adores really sweet food. She could eat piles and piles of junky candy. On her birthdays, Serena’s prone to surprising her with baked goods or other treats. She adores them. (Shauna is quite bad at cooking herself, as she tries to ‘experiment’ with the recipes too much.)
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poke-femslash · 9 years ago
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I just decided to make the USM for Contestqueenshipping because this tag is always so dead…
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOREVER OFC
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Lisia realised she had a crush on May after she saw her first contest, and May realised it like after 9 months…
How was their first kiss? - May tripped and fell on Lisia THE END.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - May!
Who is the best man/men? - Brendan and Wallace ?
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Zinnia maybe ?
Who did the most planning? - Lisia !
Who stressed the most? -OMG LOW KEY MAY XD
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
We are talking about Lisia’s and May’s wedding, what do you expect ?
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - /
Sex:
Who is on top? -  It’s a switch thing between them, but Lisia is more often top
Who is the one to instigate things? - Lisia
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Normal (?)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Sometimes Lisia overdo it but…. yeah
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -  THEY HAVE FUCKING TRIPLETS (May gave birth) Julian, April and Harry.
How many children will they adopt? - /
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Poor May…
Who is the stricter parent? - May actually
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - MAAAY! Papa Lisia often joins them aswell…
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -  May
Who is the more loved parent? - They are both loved the same
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- May
Who cried the most at graduation? -LISIA
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lisia
“Okay kids, remember not to tell mommy anything what happened”
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -  May
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lisia omg
Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together
How often do they bake desserts? - Mostly on weekends
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - May : Meat l Lisia : Salat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lisia xD
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - May
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - LISIA OMG MAY LEFT HER LIKE 2 SECONDS IN THE KITCHEN ALONE
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -  the do it together aswell
Who is really against chores? - Sometimes both of them when they are just too lazy
Who cleans up after the pets? - May mostly
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lisia!
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - none of them really
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lisia
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -  L.I.S.I.A
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - May
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - NEARLY EVERY HOLIDAYS
What are their goals for the relationship? - That they don’t care what other people say about their relationship :3
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - LISIA
Who plays the most pranks? - THEY DO PRANK WARS
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