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I was finally able to debut this outfit after a year of work!

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Look who finally hatched! (Ooc// ignore the official art beside him lol)

What should he be named?

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I'm bored so ask me questions!

Can be about my pokemon, me, random things, ect...

My pokemon:

Basil the Meowscarada

Felicity the furfrou

Bubbles the brionne

Nina the nidorina

Toffee the jolteon

Mocha the eevee

And an unhatched furfrou egg who we are unsure of who the father is as of right now

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Huh???? As a unovan that is not normal. At least not where I am, maybe this is some really southern unovan thing

Mentally recovering over an earlier interaction with a customer. A man who looked like he was around 40, spoke with a strong Unovan accent but spoke rough Kalosian, and had a mime jr walked in, asking if he couldn eat outside food if he still bought a drink. I said yes, and he ordered a black coffee.

This man sat down with his drink, grabbed a cushion, and put it on his head WITH THE MIME JR ON TOP OF IT!!!!!!!! He than gave BLACK COFFEE to his MIME JR!!!!!!!!!! And as if that was not the weirdest part, HE PULLED OUT A HEAD OF LETTUCE FROM A SUITCASE AND ATE ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARDON??!!?!!?!??!????? Welcome to the Kalos Region, Monsieur, we do not eat whole heads of lettuce here!!!!!!!!!! I would hope he can handle a caffeinated mime jr, but the mime jr might just have to handle him!!!

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Toffee has only been a jolteon for a bit, but she honestly didn't change much from how she was when she was an eevee, I just get the occasional shock while petting her but it's more like when someone shuffles across a carpet with socks on then pokes you

Dear trainers with electric type pokemons: HOW IN THE NAME OF ARCUES ARE Y'ALL STILL ALIVE???

Like, you guys get electrocuted at least twice a day, sometimes by literal lighting strikes, and you still go on about your day like nothing happened.

I DON'T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS!!

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Just got back from the pokecenter as per @frostbite-yinny 's tips and we found put it is in fact Felicity(my furfrou)'s egg and it is thankfully healthy!

Still trying to figure out who the dad is but until then here's a pic of the egg in an incubator

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I found culprit number 1 of the mysterious egg

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Is it true that they are gay lovers?

Archie and Maxie are actually really nice when you get to know them. On this blog we support their reformation.

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What.

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YES

Unovan followers: is Chuck E Cheese any good

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Guess who dug up a thunder stone 🤦‍♀️

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Sorry for the semi radio silence recently! I've been working on a rough design for a performance dress based on bubbles(my brionne) and my nidorina(still needs a name)

Any suggestions for the design?

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Intro post!

Ok so I'm Emmy, and im a pokemon performer!

I'm unovan but I travel around to compete in performances

My pokemon are:

Bubbles the brionne (female) (hatched and raised by me from an egg gifted to me by my aunt)

Felicity the furfrou (female) (caught by me in a heal ball)

Basil the Meowscarada (male) (my starter!)

And three newcomers adopted from @frostbiteyinny

A nidorina and twin eevees!

Looking for a name for this sweet nidorina and I'm thinking of naming the eevees mocha and toffee!

Pic of me!

(Ooc: picrew used is in the picture)

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GUYS I JUST PICKED FELICITY UP FROM THE GROOMERS AND LOOK

They fucked her shit up so bad I'm crying rn

She's BALD

My poor baby 😭😭😭

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Aromatisse! They are such cute pokemon and amazing for pokemon competitions! If you know what your doing they are also quite fun to use in battle <3

everyone put a pokemon that people are always surprised about you liking in the tags. i like dunsparce, they've done nothing wrong.

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Oh my Arceus guys look at this pic I found of bubbles when she was still a pup!