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Paradox Mon - The Past (and Future) in our Present!

The Open Source Tech Festival of Phoebe city was absolutely abuzz with activity this weekend. People have come from around the world, dressed in their finest “nerd” chic. Linux’s iconic Eiscue, Tux, adorns bags, jackets, and banners as attendees make their way from panel to panel.

I have the singular honor of interviewing Professor Montague, one of our region’s foremost experts on Paradox Pokemon. He is a grizzled figure. Far older than one would expect for someone speaking on a phenomenon so recently discovered, but he seems more than comfortable as he sits down to speak with me. After introductions I, of course, begin with the foremost question on everybody’s mind.

Q: “What do Paradox Pokemon have to do with Open Source tech?”

A: “Paradox Pokemon, whether past or future have a lot to teach us. Future Paradox pokemon are the most obvious. They give us a glimpse into what we will achieve in the future. By studying future Paradox mon we can help ourselves along a bit more smoothly, hopefully avoiding whatever pitfalls we might have otherwise run into. While the relevance of past Paradox mon isn’t as clear, it is, I promise, very relevant.  The evolution of tool usage greatly parallels our relationships with the world around us, including, perhaps especially, pokemon. Technology is a tool, and tools are technology, so by studying Pokemon from the past, we can hopefully come to a greater understanding of how our own technological evolution took place.”

Q: “Do you mean to say that Pokemon are tools?”

A: “Oh certainly not! Perish the thought! Pokemon are our partners, and therefore our own progress must accommodate for their own unique physiologies. The question is not, how were the pokemon used, so much as, how do the pokemon inform the advancements we have made and will make in the future.”

Q: “Are you concerned about any sort of disruption in the timeline due to these studies?”

A: “Hardly. I think the universe is better at self-correction than we are at fouling it up! Besides which, the Purrloin is already out of the bag, so to speak. It is up to us as scientists to ensure these studies are done as safely and ethically as possible.”

Q: “Do you have a favorite Paradox Pokemon?”

A: “Perhaps a bit unoriginal, but I am quite fond of Iron Treads. It might look a bit menacing, but truthfully they’re actually awfully gentle beasts if given the right enrichment and environment.”

Q: “Do you have any advice for trainers who have, or looking to acquire a Paradox Pokemon of their own?”

A: “Good heavens! I honestly wouldn’t suggest trainers pick up any such pokemon so recently discovered. We still know so little about them! Alas, I suppose many trainers already have managed to get ahold of them.

My advice is, first of all, your local pokemon center will likely not have information specific to your Paradox mon’s physiology. They do have the resources to get answers to those questions, such as we have any, but you may be waiting a bit longer than usual during Center visits. 

Second, if your Paradox mon’s temperament seems a bit extreme, try contacting Pokeroid Central. They are a fantastic resource for the creatures, though I for one am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that we can communicate with them at all!

Finally, if you find that you are unable to care for your Paradox mon, it is very VERY important that you do not simply release them! Neither should you leave them at a shelter. We still know so little about these fascinating creatures. Your local shelter may not be equipped to handle them, and releasing them into the wild could have catastrophic consequences for the ecology of your region. Instead, please take them to a Pokemon Center where they have the tools to send them to a facility that will best suit their needs.”

Q: “Thank you so much for your time, Professor. Is there anything else you would like to share with our readers?”

A: “The world is wondrous and her secrets are immeasurable. In the interest of progress we can always use more curious minds to ask questions and study her mysteries. Paradox mon only scratch the surface of what there is to learn, so never stop being curious!”

//idk if @pokeroid-central is still active, but I wanted to give them a shoutout

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Hey there with some additional info about this model i missed to add! 738 are equipped with 2 modes; standard and intercept mode. Standard mode is as you may expect from the Pokeroid doing its usual thing on its own and is neutral towards everything around it, but Intercept mode makes it so Vikastriker will start scanning the area or patrol around a 1km radius for any Flight capable targets in view of it radar scan with a tell on if they're in the mode when the yellow light on their heads flashes repeatedly. this makes more prone to foucs on flying foes in the air or at jumping at high height, and will swiftly intercept the flyer in question once they get a lock onto them and is commanded to. back then there was an issue with the mode not having a work IFF system however when the test of this model began but now it has a more stable way of IDing a target in this mode when in battles.

Giving Zetai some routine maintenance today so you'll be dealing with me today about this pokeroid! the lighting fast interceptor, PKD-0738_Vikastriker!

Vikastriker is a GEN 2, electric type light class pokeroid, designed for both battling and air racing. made by Togekiss Aeroworks in 2084, Vikastriker has the ability to fly around at 1000km per hour thanks to its voltage jet engine, which taps into the quark drive it built with, allowing it to be a air racer of great ability. it also can fire off powerful electric type moves from its legs and pinchers while cutting the air with its wings while at full speed. despite all of this they do often not fight and will wait on the ground to intercept airborne pokemon. They're found in Alola, Unova, Paldea, and even the mountains of Kalos, doing races or battle, or even doing airshows every now and then in Mistralton city! A sport was made based after the Vikavolt racing in alola that was adopted in unova and kalos called the striker race, a class X sport that involves guiding Vikastriker to race around a circuit and destroying targets at the fastest time.

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<<heres something for the winter season!>>

PKD-0615_Sleetogonal is a GEN 2, Ice type medium class, that was designed for climate control and meteorology for colder regions!

PKD-0615 is modelled after Cyrogonal the pokeroid was designed as a cold weather monitor and control unit, Sleetgonal is able to create localized artic zones with powerful blizzards that can generate sleet or do accurate blizzard warnings. It's a favorite for trainers and researchers in colder regions (especially in upper north galar and northern unova), as well with ice type pokemon!

They were created in 2084 by the Frezz foundation, as a way to figure out climate change and seasonal changes. They're only found in the coldest areas of the world (mainly artic and tundras), and as such not often seen everywhere else. But they've been proven to be invaluable in breaking through of cyro technology for as few units their is currently!

handling these guys require a license to be able to own and some knowledge of maintaining cryo technology

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<<hope you all had a good Halloween for those who enjoy celebrating it last month! I'm back with something for those who like to work in the dark and underground!>>

PKD-0530_Excabit is a GEN 2 light ground type class Pokeroid designed for underground excavation work and heavy duty landscaping and mining.

Based on Excadrill's ability to turn into a folded drill shape, PKD-530 is able to do a similar form of this drill shape, big difference between the two however is that Excabit is able to walk in this form while burrowing or tunneling a path! its able to drill through various minerals and ores as well when it mines.

It's spotted in unova and sinning doing work in both construction and in excavation work, Excabit is often seen working alongside excadrill in unova while the ones in sinnoh are seen in the Oreburgh mine and the Grand Underground doing work with miners or explorers there.

It was developed by gurdurr industries in 2076, with it gaining popularity quickly with the workers and pokemon that liked to dig deep underground despite its slightly intimidating appearance by some people at first impression.

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About The Twin quark Engine

Its time for me to discuss the various quark drives and capabilities of them, so to start im going for a more recent addition thats currently out and about in the current year! The "Twin Quark drive Engine" is quark drive system that utilizes a balance of both types its using. however when electric terrain is active, and when a user uses a move of STAB bonus, that particular type becomes boosted much higher than what the initial STAB bonus would provide.

It was made in 2090 as an prototype basis for future Quark drive Advancements as well for the experimental GeN 3 Q.drive. It was developed by Magnezone Labs and several other organizations to see if it was possible to create a double drive system that takes up the same amount of space as the previous engines.

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<<Beespark here is one of my favorite electric pokeroids soo....>>

PKD-0015_Beespark is a GEN 2, light electric type class pokeroid that is made to handle electrical work and practice hive work! Modelled after Beedrill's mega form, its able to insulate and store electricity with its Spark needles and then discharge the extra electricity at any time. they also fly in swarms with them forming a electrical network that they communicate in via electromagnetic field waves. Its seen generally in most powerplants interregional wise as well as urban cities, being most common in Unova, Kanto, Kalos, and even Galar where they have a dedicated hive facility called Electro Hives or E.Hives which acts as a power bank of sorts.

Beespark was developed in 2070 by Spark and Arc Tech At Galar in Motorstroke City. Beespark was the result of the fact of electricians of our time experiencing immense trouble and too high risk of working with high Amp towers. These Electrical towers and stations were becoming too much of a hazard for even most electric Pokémon due to how much power they channel, and Electric stations in certain regions were often to large and spaced due to the amount of power needed to keep the cities maintained in the electrical and power department.

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<<Hello everyone! It's been a bit so lets get back to some pokeroid showcasing! starting off with the walking terrarium, Torterradome!>>

PKD-0389_Torterradome is a semi twin GEN 2 Quark drive, heavy grass class Pokeroid who was designed to be a terrarium and preserve a small ecosystem of biological lifeforms plant wise. Its a solar powered pokeroid that is able to covert the energy into power for it and its systems that maintain the ecosystem inside it, alongside a couple biological functions of being able to consume soil (or sand) and drink water to store for later use. Torterradome is seen with various biomes can be swapped out by removing the detachable dome on its back, the most common of these is the moss terrarium and pond terrarium, the pond being possible thanks to a water storage system it uses to maintain this. The solar panels on the dome as well as the floating stone, are also quark drive powered. with the tree and leaves being powered by 2 small steel quark drives. Torterradome is often seen in the Sinnoh, Kanjoh, Kitakami, Paldea, and even has made landfall with Unova and Fiore as of 2093! usually being seen with grass type trainers, gardeners, biologists and even popular with some bug catchers florist of Johto with them making Torterradome be able to grow flowers. PKD-0389 was developed and modelled after Torterra, and was made by a group of people in Pastoria city that later became the Lush Organization in 2085. It was made to initially research on making a mobile ecosystem and garden similar to Torterra, but solar-powered and self sustainable.

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<< Coming up next is a pokeroid named PKD-0212 Shearzor, the hi tech cutting pokeroid!>>

Shearzor is a GEN 2, medium steel type class Q.drive Pokeroid, who was designed for cutting down over growth from Ultra jungle and for rescue that requires extra cutting power. these cutters are connected to the Q.drive, with it allows them to be able to cut or crush metal with ease. its also fitted with a cannon that requires both arms to be combined similar to armarouge, but it also cuts power to cutter blades to transfer this energy to the buster cannon mode. Shearzor is often seen in the johto, unova, and sinnoh, even alola. Usually for forest overgrowth management or for urban rescue missions. its even seen in the ultra jungle sometimes during expeditions with the people in the URS, to clear paths for them and to handle overgrowth leaking out from wormholes or for extra defense.

Shearzor was modelled after Mega scizor and was developed by Grudurr Industries and Magnezone labs in 2078, as a joint effort during an overgrowth crisis occurred in within alola and hoenn. at 1st when it was introduced with the cannon, various fire and rescue teams and URS were unsure of it necessity, until a Buzzwole was driven back by 2 Shearzor, its cutters were later gotten an improvement by the Ultra megapolis research group as a way to improve its role significantly in thinning out the ultra jungle growth. 2 years later its seen operating in ultra jungle to help on expeditions for the URS as well.

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glad to hear that the pokeroids there are a constant! though i will say that ever since the introduction of sapient droids, things have also taken to adjusting coexisting with them, but everyone here has been taking this with stride over the past decades! heck me and Zeta here are a prime example on how far those relations are fairing!

I do wonder what different people’s perceptions on what the future is even like and compare it to my reality. Or timeline. Or realmatic variation depending on the cosmological specifics you want to define.

This may be a fun comparison and hopefully I can give small bits of information that doesn’t reveal too much and cause some sort of temporal disturbance…

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Tell us about GolEva?

Apologies on this being shorter than usual, this one has a less info due to its rarity. anyways heres GolEVA! PKD-0623_GolEVA is a GEN 1 heavy ghost type class pokeroid, that is designed for sole combat against a large pokemon back then... however info on these guys are sparse for reason neither me of joy know of... but heres what we do know. the pokeroid's size is much larger than that of what it was based off of, golurk. it has special barriers it uses to nullify attacks (similar to max guard) with and immense strength. However like its origin species, goleva can enter a state of berserk control should its limiter system fail. It also has a compatibility with linking up with Railclaw, forming a arm canon with it and gaining a power boost to its name. It's origins and producer is unknown to all, and is only seen in johto and unova. other than a incident with a large Guzzlord and incident that involved a pokemon from space that was gigantic in size, not much is known about these sentinels that i can talk about.

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Our future has a robotic Pokemon lifeforms called Pokeroids, that are now coexisting with humans, Pokemon, and other robotic life forms alike here. Ultra space relationships here are tight Knit as well, and space travel here is while at its early stages has seen success with us managing to land on the Moon!

I do wonder what different people’s perceptions on what the future is even like and compare it to my reality. Or timeline. Or realmatic variation depending on the cosmological specifics you want to define.

This may be a fun comparison and hopefully I can give small bits of information that doesn’t reveal too much and cause some sort of temporal disturbance…

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Giving Zetai some routine maintenance today so you'll be dealing with me today about this pokeroid! the lighting fast interceptor, PKD-0738_Vikastriker!

Vikastriker is a GEN 2, electric type light class pokeroid, designed for both battling and air racing. made by Togekiss Aeroworks in 2084, Vikastriker has the ability to fly around at 1000km per hour thanks to its voltage jet engine, which taps into the quark drive it was built with, resulting Vikastriker to be a air racer of great ability. it also can fire off powerful electric type moves from its legs and pinchers while cutting the air with its wings while at full speed. despite all of this they do often not fight and will wait on the ground to intercept airborne Pokémon. They're found in Alola, Unova, Paldea, and even the mountains of Kalos, doing races or battle, or even doing airshows every now and then in Mistralton city! A whole sport was made based after the Vikavolt racing in Alola that was adopted in Unova and Kalos called the striker race, a class X sport that involves guiding Vikastriker to race around a circuit and destroying targets at the fastest time.

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🐝 we all may be from a different timeline, but i and my trainer and her girlfriend support the ongoing mesagoza protest. I hope the event is fruitful for all there @justalileepguy .

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🐝 you know I never did mention on the fact I was once a vikastriker before becoming a Beesparker. It was... An interesting experience to say the least of getting used to the new programming and systems.

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<<no photo this time sorry! (there will be alot of these so bear with us), time to review a steel/psychic type named PKD-0343_Datoy!>>

Datoy is a GEN 1 light psychic type class pokeroid that is designed for desert guidance and warding off Pokemon like cacturne is known to be a companion for desert dwelling people in various arid regions. It uses a local mapping system of the deserts locales they reside in to analyze the safest route to travel by. Often caravans in rural regions used them as guides for this ability.

Meanwhile despite its psychic energy usually being useless against the grass/dark type cacturne, it does have the ability to generate various sounds that disorient them, causing these Pokemon to scramble away from those it protects and guide to cities or towns.

It's seen dwelling in the desert resort in unova, the desert in Paldea, and various other desert regions to this day, Doing its usual job of being a loud deterrent and being a guide.

It was created based on baltoy, by Magnezone labs and Sensory soft in 2065 as a way to have extended safety in desert locations, while being a nice companion to have...if able to bear the noise that it makes.

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//ooc post

Apologies for not making many posts as of late, was busy with doing more designing and my ac adapter got fried so I now gotta wait for a new one.

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<< today's Pokeroid is a psychic ghost type, Named PKD-178_Watu!>> PKD-178_Watu is a GEN 2, medium psychic type class Quark Drive Pokeroid, which was made for two roles, surveillance of national parks and weather monitoring. Watu is consisted of multiple segments that can split apart from each other that can float (thanks to anti gravity tech) and monitor other areas of a location, sending data across the location and then to a weather station.

they're found in hoenn, unova, johto and even more regions due to the connivance of its purpose. mainly found in national parks or sanctuaries, they observe the land marks of regions and assist in monitoring weather patterns across the region they're in to forecast, as such owners of these models are usually researchers and storm chasers.

Watu was created in 2072 by a weather institute in johto collabed with Mossdeep Space Center and Spirit Tech, based and modelled after Xatu, to help and aid in local weather data while monitoring ranger protected areas.