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found "morro with ghost dog" in my notes and I so agree past me I so agree

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New way to get your friends into ninjago!!! Just ask them if these two

Are the same person

7 out of 10 times they will be flabbergasted at the answer and therefore ask questions then you can slowly transition the conversation into showing them monstrosity making them even more curious then they'll ask to see the show and BOOM you've successfully inaugurated your friend into ninjago!!!! Congrats!!! I've gone insane

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I have made a part 2 (i’m sorry)

📓 TEAM INCIDENT LOG — Volume 2

Curated with despair by Lloyd Garmadon.

(“At this point, I’m not even mad. I’m just… impressed.”)

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INCIDENT #0267

Who: Jay

What happened: Installed “mood lighting” in the bathroom. Forgot to ground the wiring.

Effect: The lights respond to EMOTIONS.

• Room turns red when someone’s mad.

• Bathroom mirror now displays compliments.

• Frank (wu’s lightning chicken) entered, and it whispered “the time draws near.”

Zane: “I will not be using the restroom until further notice.”

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INCIDENT #0272

Who: Kai

What happened: Attempted a “super flip” over the waterfall. Wore a towel as a cape.

Outcome: Missed. Landed in the koi pond. Blamed physics.

Collateral damage:

• 1 traumatized koi.

• Lloyd’s dignity (he filmed it and laughed until he fell in too).

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INCIDENT #0294

Who: Cole

What happened: Sleepwalked into the training room and accidentally performed Spinjitzu in his pajamas.

Damage: Created a 3am shockwave that knocked all the cereal off the shelf.

Quote: “…Did I dream-punch the rice puffs?”

Jay: “YES. They’re everywhere.”

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INCIDENT #0321

Who: Nya

What happened: Installed an “Auto-Hydration Dispenser” to promote team health.

Unintended effect: It activated during stealth missions, and tried to hydrate them.

• Jay screamed.

• Zane short-circuited and recited poetry.

• Kai yelled “I’m being emotionally baptized!!”

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INCIDENT #0333

Who: Lloyd

What happened: Attempted to prank Wu by putting ‘mystery glitter’ in his teacup.

Backfired: Wu drank it without noticing.

Later: Wu entered the meditation room, levitated three feet off the ground, and began glowing slightly.

Lloyd’s note:

“I think I made him stronger. I fear I have sinned.”

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INCIDENT #0350

Who: Zane

What happened: Ran an “impartial evaluation” of the team’s teamwork skills.

Method: Built robotic duplicates of everyone and pitted them against the real team in a simulated battle arena.

Outcome:

• Robotic Jay tried to unionize.

• Robotic Kai caught fire.

• Robotic Cole hugged real Cole and called him “Dad.”

Final result: The robots won.

Zane’s report title: “Room for Improvement: A 78-Page Emotional Autopsy.”

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I so love these chaotic legos.

1/2/3/4/5/6/7/?

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been sitting in my head since I've watched part1. They do die a lot.

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Had a headcannon that Lloyd had an incident log for anytime him and his friends cause chaos (im sorry)

📓 TEAM INCIDENT LOG: Compiled by Lloyd Garmadon, Reluctant Archivist

(“Because someone has to record this nonsense.”)

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INCIDENT #0024

Date: Unknown. Time is meaningless now.

Who: Kai

What happened: Tried to warm up leftover noodles with his hands. Caught them on fire. Ate them anyway. Claimed it added “texture.”

Damage: 1 bowl, 4 napkins, Jay’s hopes.

Witness notes:

• Zane: “The noodles were glowing.”

• Jay: “He said they were ‘elementally toasted.’ I’m calling the Food Crimes Unit.”

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INCIDENT #0073

Who: Jay

What happened: Built a device called “The Snackapult.” It worked. Then it worked too well.

Result: Cole took a granola bar to the jaw at supersonic speed. Temporarily forgot the alphabet.

Notes:

• Jay now banned from inventing things with the suffix “-apult.”

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INCIDENT #0132

Who: Nya & Kai

What happened: Attempted to fix the hot water system. Summoned a sentient elemental steam creation named “Gerald.”

Status of Gerald: Now lives in the vents. Occasionally hisses encouragement.

Cole: “Gerald told me to believe in myself yesterday. I cried.”

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INCIDENT #0209

Who: Zane

What happened: Ran a “politeness training” program for the others. Accidentally triggered martial arts aggression conditioning.

Outcome: Everyone thanked each other while trying to fight. Jay cried because Kai complimented his punching technique.

Zane’s note: “Glitches aside, this was emotionally healthy.”

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INCIDENT #0220

Who: Frank (Wu’s lightning chicken)

What happened: Perched silently on the training dummy for 45 minutes. Then summoned a lightning bolt with his mind.

Damage: Training dummy obliterated. Kai’s eyebrows singed.

Jay: “I think he knows secrets we were never meant to learn.”

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quote from Misery by Stephen King

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Ninja Spinjitzu Battle Training! Part 1…

(A typical morning at the Monastery. Loud. Dangerous. Possibly on fire.)

Wu: “Today’s lesson is about control, discipline, and inner balance.”

Kai (already on fire): “I’M GONNA YEET MYSELF THROUGH A WALL OF BRICKS.”

Wu: sips tea in disappointment

💥 ROUND 1: Jay vs. Cole

Jay activates Spinjitzu mid-rant about “respect for electrical hazards”.

He slips on one of his own sparks, spins directly into a stack of scrolls, and vanishes under them.

Cole’s response?

“I didn’t even move. I WON by existing.”

Cole’s Spinjitzu is slow and deliberate, like a rockslide with rhythm.

He once knocked down a training dummy, the wall behind the dummy, and half the outdoor bench.

Jay later claims sabotage.

“He vibrated at me!!”

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Group Chat: 2:04 a.m. – Ninja After Dark

Jay: okay real question… if we all turned into animals who’s what?

Cole: I already am a bear. Next.

Kai: I feel like I’d be a lion. Or a phoenix. Something dramatic.

Lloyd: bro you’re a golden retriever with trauma

Nya: I’d be a dolphin. Sleek. Deadly. Has no time for nonsense.

Jay: I’d be a lightning bug!!! or a hyperactive squirrel

Zane: I have run simulations. I am most compatible with an arctic fox.

Pixal: I believe I would like to be a hawk. Precision. Stillness. Power.

Jay: you’re all so majestic and I’m a raccoon with wi-fi

Set in between season 10-11

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Ninjago headcannons: sleep editions.

By Polly.

Lloyd sleeps with one sock on, and no one knows why. He doesn’t know why. He says it’s for “balance.”

Kai talks in his sleep and has argued with a lamp at least once.

Cole sleeps like a boulder—arms flung out, no pillow, absolutely unmovable. People trip on him regularly.

Zane doesn’t sleep, but he pretends to, and sets calming ambient music on repeat so the others don’t feel weird.

Jay thrashes like a dying squid and always ends up with his blanket twisted into a battle cape. Only calms down when Nya climbs under his blanket, and hugs him.

Nya sleeps curled into the tightest ball imaginable, like a cat who’s had enough of everyone. This will protect her from Jays flailing.

Pixal has a charging dock. She doesn’t need it after Zane gave him half of his heart, but she will still shut down and connect at night, for comfort 💜🤍

Frank (wu’s lightning chicken) sleeps in Wu’s teacup. Sometimes inside the tea.

This leads to Wu getting electrified, as he makes his morning cuppa ☕️

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Ninjago as Tarot cards PT 12

P.I.X.A.L as The High Priestess

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Let’s not forget this dude (hunted Lloyd).

They are the sad hat trio.

When I tell you I died laughing

THEY HAVE THE SAME BASIC LOOOOOOK

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I don’t know why I laughed.

He deflated… like a balloon 🥺💙

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[In the middle of a battle]

Lloyd: We need a distraction!

Jay: I got it.

[Jay immediately starts doing a terrible interpretive dance while yelling dramatic poetry]

Jay: “O lightning, O love, O suffering of my soul—”

Villain: What is happening?

Kai: Honestly? No one knows.

Jay: screaming THIS IS ART.

WE HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

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Monstrosity trio!!!

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i think their locker elevators are funny