poorlydrawneridan

[poorlydrawneridan]

TT: Hello? Hello, hello? is this thing on?

Welcome to FNAFSTUCK!!! an au askblog ran on pure autism alone!!!!!

i only have vague pointers for the lore, so there isnt going to be much of a story here unless the anons will it so :P

char list is under the cut:

ignore the mess......

[poorlydrawneridan]

Muah!

CA: wwhuh

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STARTS WRITHING VIOLENTLY IN PAIN IN YOUR INBOX. LIKE A DISTRESSED AND AGONIZED WORm

CA: fucks wwrong wwith this one

CA: youre gonna break my fuckin floorboards like that

[poorlydrawneridan]

hOnK :o)

- @grapefaygodude69

CA: oh great its the blitherin idiot wwho cant throww awway his fuckin faygo properly

CA: wwhat do you wwant gam

((THIS ASK IS LIKE A YEAR OLD IM SO SORRY. IM HOPING YOU STILL EXIST))

[poorlydrawneridan]

I feel like I will lose. My mind.

Sollux *does* care about you. Back when you two were younger he ignored you, that's what he does. But here he has zero reason to continue interacting with you, but he does it anyway. He could easily ignore you, easily treat you like a yelling wiggler, but he engages with you.

It just so happens you and him are both so on guard that it usually dissolves into fighting. But even then- you know as well as I do that he is crazy powerful! He could easily fry you into toast, and has had many opportunities to do so! But even at his angriest he's held back. He's just looking for excuses to be near you.

I wish you luck in figuring out your own feelings because I'm sure you two have a lot of history that you must work through first. But even if you two don't want to admit it, you work *well* together. And he cares. Do you care too?

since shittydrawnsollux has moved on i feel like i can post this now. this is the oldest ask in my inbox right now and its over a year old, this is exactly where we were going with that arc congratulations anon you win

[poorlydrawneridan]

I TRIED TO LOOK UP YOUR TAG TO FIND THIS BLOG AND I GOT JUMPSCARED WITH A PORN VIDEO IM GOING TO SCREAM AND DIE

VVINE BOOM

[poorlydrawneridan]

happy 4/13 guys

i dont have a big paragraph to say just enjoy the holiday

If anyone says anything about artstyle degradation ill start crying.

[poorlydrawneridan]

Your a wizard eri

CA: OBVVIOUSLY magic an wwizardry are all just fuckin fairytales honestly howw many times do i havve to say it

[poorlydrawneridan]

(merry crisis yall)

(rambling under the cut X_X)

(hey yall, im not dead!!!

to be completely honest im not sure when or if ill get back to posting again, ik ive been super inconsistent w saying im gonna start posting again and just disappearing so im super sorry for that

im still trying to deal with a bunch of irl shit thats been happening the past several months, i didnt really realize how serious it was and didnt expect it would take up this much time so i cant promise very much activity or any time estimates or anything. tula eri n dolo r gonna be hibernating for a while lul

but all things aside, seriously, thank yall for all the love and support youve given these blogs!! it might sound a bit silly but honestly being able to participate in this wild ass askblog roleplay is one of the best things ive ever been a part of and even though its mostly mellowed out atp, i still love the badlydrawnhomestuck community w all of my heart <3

so thank all of you guys, and thanks to all the wonderful people ive met and become friends with here too. you guys are all awesome, stay safe and stay rad)

[poorlydrawneridan]

(happy halloween)

(also happy anniversary to the longest rp thread of my life)

(im going on hiatus for a bit, i guess ive kinda already been but i figured id officially say it)

(sorry yall, i know its been slow but thank all of you guys for sticking around anyway)

[poorlydrawneridan]

happy 10/25!!!! have a very bdhs cascade day :D

[poorlydrawneridan]

eridan you're so cool and awesome bro but I'm gonna say I'm sorry that you got left with the shit that you did. you didn't deserve this

Like I'm sorry your ancestor was a cringefail loser so now you have the expectation of continuing his legacy upon you

I'm sorry you were born into a position that forces you to act like someone you're not

I'm sorry that nobody bothered to even help and just bullied you instead

you deserved better man

CA:

CA: howw fuckin DARE you say that im not deservvin of this

CA: i am totally fuckin qualified to continue his legacy of bein a LEGENDARY NOBLE FUCKIN ORPHANER this shit is basically all i was bloody hatched to do

CA: i dont need any help from anybody to fulfill my rightful role bein his successor i am completely fuckin fine on my own

CA: but sure wwhatevver pity the top a the fuckin food chain for having a destiny that actually means somethin to society sorry i wwouldnt rather be followin the footsteps of the great esteemed helmsman number three hundred and eleven or sitting in a cave playin nanny for all the rest of my fuckin lifespan

[poorlydrawneridan]

(i have nothing to say)

[poorlydrawneridan]

==> MSPA Reader: Wave to your new friends!!

You wave your hand vigorously with a wide smile, to show how friendly you are to, what you hope to be, some new friends!!

[poorlydrawneridan]

hey eridan what does your hair look like when it's not styled ?

CA: right fuckin ridiculous thats what

[poorlydrawneridan]

throws a pipe bomb at ye and vanishes

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(it my birthday )