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bc it’s quite popular right now.

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Elliott: Oh, it's the new farmer we've all been expecting-- Me: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bsczX4_So

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SMOL BLOOP MINI SIDON GIVES ME LIFE AAAAAAAAAA

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Stuff I want to write some day: - Thimbleweed Park fanfic - mpreg with a f/m pairing (confession: I like mpreg uwu but all I find has m/m pairings) (no it's not going to be Elliott OwO) To be continued. Next chapter is in the making.

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ummm hello I just wanted to say I'm fucking back!!! Next chapter will be uploaded somewhen the next days. Have a nice day uwu

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Villain: You can run, but you can't hide!! Me: wrooong *heavy breathing* I can't do either

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God, I always died inside when Cappy was kidnapped. P R O T E C T  T H E  S M O L

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Imagine someone telling you mild spoilers about your life

And these spoilers won't help you at all because they are without details and leave you even more clueless than before Like, "Your future husband is in town right now" but you live in a city of over 200,000 inhabitants and it could be pretty much everyone Or "You gonna work as a [insert job here] some day" but you're almost 30 (or older) and have no idea yet why you would work THAT because you're still happy with your current occupation "You will find new happiness in life despite your disability" but you're perfectly healthy and not physically disabled (yet) No I am not high thank you

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Everyone is posting Inktober stuff and I’m like ??? HOW do yall find the motivation to draw sth every day ??? While I don’t even have motivation for the most trivial things??

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Anesthesia pls.

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One thing I forgot, I wished that Elliott’s name would fit this HC qwq there are so many beautiful russian names. (Most of my sisters have some while I have to live with an english name that is uncommon and extremely unpopular around here. Thanks, mom and dad)

Ok but why Russian Elliott?

Somebody asked me because of my nations headcanon post. - Russia is well-known for its poets and composers, kinda fitting for Elliott. (Tolstoy, Pushkin, Tchaikovsky and all the others) - The Russian language is stunningly beautiful. I love to listen to people who speak it, even though I don’t understand a single word. Elliott saying sweet nothings in such a tongue is fine.~~ - It fits the glutton headcanon (Elliott loves food but tries to hide it). Russian cuisine is awesome. - It’s often cold there, meaning Elliott can wear his stylish coats all the time. …That’s pretty much it :3

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Not very hard, but you’re fired.

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It's Kloktober!!

Inktober isn't my cup of tea, so I'll reblog some Dethklok stuff this month. Next month is Hectember, Hector stuff incoming. Oh and happy Reunion Day of course ~~~

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In case you haven’t done so today,

praise and kiss your man!! Men need their daily dose of praise and they  d e s e r v e  it so much! They do so many things for us most women take for granted. (Like changing light bulbs, preparing dinner, throwing bugs out of the house without killing them, add your own examples because everyone has their own strong points) Stroke his head, kiss him, look into his eyes, say that you love him.

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B E G O N E

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Ok but why Russian Elliott?

Somebody asked me because of my nations headcanon post. - Russia is well-known for its poets and composers, kinda fitting for Elliott. (Tolstoy, Pushkin, Tchaikovsky and all the others) - The Russian language is stunningly beautiful. I love to listen to people who speak it, even though I don’t understand a single word. Elliott saying sweet nothings in such a tongue is fine.~~ - It fits the glutton headcanon (Elliott loves food but tries to hide it). Russian cuisine is awesome. - It’s often cold there, meaning Elliott can wear his stylish coats all the time. ...That’s pretty much it :3

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besides the dpd stuff this is 34657637658 % me~~ While I’m not busy, I often commence staring and marvelling at my ring...how beautifully it glistens in the light... <3 My hand is much better already btw!

dpd link but then he n sidon get married and his wedding ring becomes the most precious and prized thing hes ever owned he will Literally protect it with his life if he ever lost it he would. actually fall all the way apart he wouldnt be able to function