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Crowley: You aren't forgiven. Do you know how much you put me through?

Aziraphale:

Crowley, sighing and throwing his arms up in the air: Fine! Fine you're forgiven okay?!

Aizraphale:

Crowley, all sassy: Yes Yes I love you too!

Aziraphale:

Crowley: What now?! Want a wedding or something?

Aizraphale:

Crowley, already in a black wedding dress: Fine.

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Okah so I'm finally reading Good Omens instead of rewatching it like some little bitch and oh my god why isn't Aziraphale as sassy as he was in the book in the show

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What I really wanna know is how the fuck did he acquire this?? Like??? Did Aziraphale or Crowley just have this laying around it's fabulous

Crowley probably gave this to him. One last little fuckery 😭

He probably gave it to him like "Oh no yeah we're all protected as long as you wear this"

And Jim's himbo ass said "Really? Okay 😄!"

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Maybe people escaped so easily was because the Knights and Guards never ran. Have you seen the way they always stomp

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if i could choose, i would die in the woods. i would lay down and pass away and my body would turn to rot, food for foxes and fungus and little crawling insects.

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Crowley probably gave this to him. One last little fuckery 😭

He probably gave it to him like "Oh no yeah we're all protected as long as you wear this"

And Jim's himbo ass said "Really? Okay 😄!"

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BBC Merlin everything is normal except that Uther died instead of Ygraine

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Imagine Arthur finds out the truth in Lady of the Lake. Like, something happens, he follows the two and he's able to see as Merlin holds Freya's dying body. How would he react?

Would he get upset that Merlin was "conspiring" with the enemy? Would he feel betrayed after seeing Merlin use magic? Would he feel sad because he never make Merlin feel the way Freya makes him feel?

Would he feel guilty for killing the woman Merlin seemingly loves?

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Theory:

Aziraphale fucks up something up while being the next Archangel and like Crowley, falls. Except he's not a snake this time. He's a salamander, with their eyes and unable to see or hear very well, he's unable to read books or hear if Crowley would ever forgive him.