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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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Oh my god Jason Mantzoukas has the same energy playing himself as he does playing insert-chaotic-supporting-character-in-an-american-comedy.

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when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

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Twelvesimm is my ultimate weird little ship I will go down with

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Ugh the new episodes seem to be well received so now I have to un-give-up on the show and finish the last series so I can see if I need to re-give-up on it again. (and properly finish everything post series 10 tbh cos apparently I have tv commitment issues.)

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Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?

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Never watched Jet Lag before, so I don't know if there are established naming conventions for each team, but I would like to propose the vaguely Taskmaster-esque "lads lads lads" and "lad and dad"

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The reporting of this 'resurrection' of dire wolves feels very much like having a guy talk at you about his fake samurai sword collection. Like, you are not a ninja/necromancing genius scientist, and I am not going to swoon about it.

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Oopsie of the day: Rage Against the Machine are not from the East Midlands. They are Americans, and having a name that sounds like a Luddite reference does not automatically mean a band is from Leicester or Nottingham or thereabouts.

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Oopsie of the day: Faroese is not the official language of the Falkland Islands. Not all places beginning with F are the same.

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Oh I am so very obsessed with that one chord change in the S.A.D version of Angel of My Dreams that reminds me of the live version of Torn Apart. They are not the same chords. They are not the same key. It's mostly just based on vibes I think.

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I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".

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I've just seen that FKA Twigs has a song featuring Kim Kardashian's daughter on her upcoming album. Officially predicting she'll be in the next Skims ad campaign because I cannot imagine any plausible reason for that collaboration beyond some weird business deal.

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How Hitler dismantled a Democracy in 53 Days. (The article goes into more detail, I highly recommend reading it)

Compare this with what's happening in the USA and pay attention to the parallels!!!

It genuinely took Hitler less than 2 months to put his dictatorship into place, please learn from our history and don't let this happen to your country!

The ICE trucks already being in many cities and Musk openly doing a Nazi salute on the inauguration stage not once, but twice and the crowd cheering should scare the hell out of everyone.

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how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest