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if i can finalllyyyyy be COOOOL i will KNOW that IM not a LOSERRRRRRRRRRRR

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starkid hyperfixation is rough bc i forget about other music, so when my mom asks if i want to play my music in the car, i have to improvise bc “my music” could be anything from a song about three trolls feeling hot in their skin suits, to a nerd getting murdered by his dead bully. could even be quirrell and voldemort from harry potter singing about dancing with each other. i have to lock in

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was at a birthday party where we painted jewelry boxes and i tried to do a cinderella’s castle theme but i was LOCKED OUT and it turned out like THIS

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at my camp counselor training wearing my hatchetfield nighthawks cap 💙💙💙AH AH SK🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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SLUSHYZ AND NERDY PRUUUUDDEEEESSSSS

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i have been working on this au for 8 hours😀now it’s 6:55 am😀BUT IM COOKING CHAT IM COOKING

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OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION! if mr davidson ever DID call his wife and tell her to choke him, would she respond freak4freak like a “hell yeah baby!” or like a wtf “um okay but please don’t call me like this i’m at work.” it’s for the hatchetfield final destination au i’ve been compelled to work on

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JEFF BLIM,

DROP THE CINDERELLA’S CASTLE SOUNDTRACK ON STREAMING AND MY LIFE IS

YOURS

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guys i fucking love starkid

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whenever i’m in a situation where i can’t wear my hatchetfield nighthawks cap, i bring one of my clay lords in black with me. that is why blinky is going to get italian food with my family tonight he’s a part of the team

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richie lipschitz obsession so strong i got to my “make a playlist” obsession tier and it really is just me pulling up my middle school playlists and debating what i can still stomach

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da season of NIBBLE..nephim? nephym? … … … NIBBLY!!!!

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meme redraw of this with Uncle Paul and Richie. bonus cameo with Becky as the nurse.

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if you blink, you’ll wake him up! and if you wake him up, we die :3

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BAZINGA!

Reference photo under the cut :D

Plus another version without the photo in the background:

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sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand