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the one comic panel where logan piggybacks wade on his shoulders lives rent free in my head

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punch buggy game except it’s every time I see a honda odyssey I become extremely irritating to everyone around me

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quick spideypoolverine.

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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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Team torchwood when trump mentions transgender operations on illegal aliens

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logan degrading calling him everything but wade (p1)

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i’m feeling like jennifer when she hadn’t eaten a boy in a while

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*chefs kiss*

( deadpool vs Wolverine: slash 'em up! Issue #4 )

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WADE YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK! 😭😂

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All the Saw (2004) behind the scenes stuff is so funny because every single interview is something like "yeah our budget was six dollars and a shoelace but James Wan really wanted pyrotechnics so we gave Leigh Whannell a can of hairspray and a lighter and told him to go nuts."

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good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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Saw the movie twice and i've been going crazy!! 👀

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