prettyboykatsuki

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i need to remake my personal instagram

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IS FANG NATION OFFICIALLY GETTING A KING CONSORT????

IM CRYINGGGGGGJAJCKBLALFJAN

NOT OFFICIALLY!!!!! i’ve just been in my wedding planning era now that me and my partner have kind of made a five year plan lmfao . it’s all i’ve been thinking about which is hilarious considering i have no assets but anyway

unless tumblr disappears in the next five years tho ill probably post about my wedding LMFAOOOOOO

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there’s really a nonzero chance yall will hear my vows

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everytime i get a sylus thought it feels like being electrocuted

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“my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder,” really is lyric of all time lowkey

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bro what HAPPENED to me

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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i love cooking even when it stresses me out lmfao

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if hsr fixed its powercreep it would be an almost perfect game to me. god bless

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Censored vers. for Tumblr I'm sorry orz Full vers. can be found on my bsky Spiritual Prequel

I finally had time to do a lineup, I present to you...

MC's strap for each LNDS boy in order of smallest to largest.

Notes/Headcanons in order of appearance in image:

Zayne - Insisted anything larger wasn't needed "This is enough to reach the internal structures you're trying to stimulate"

Xavier - First one MC picked up he thought looked cool, didn't want to overthink it

Caleb - Was hesitant until he realized MC was buying it to use -on- him rather than -instead- of him. Only stipulation was that it was smaller than his own.

Sylus - Offered to buy MC a whole custom set up just to match it.

Rafayel - MC asked if he was sure about the size of it and replied "does that seem that big to you?" immediately considered backing out when he held it in his hands.

MC - Having the time of their life. Did in fact have to buy a whole new set to fit Rafayel's choice.

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I forgot to label who's who on the image itself so hopefully its obvs enough by design

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CANON AS FUCK I NEED HIS PIERCED DICK TO PIERCE MY PU-

he was so hung . like what the hell was that

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fang i would kill and gut someone to have dreams like that the dirtiest dream ive ever had was a 1 second peck on the lips with some dude from harry potter movies when i was like 13

SHDJGLHDJHDKS

i’ve pretty much always had vivid sex dreams but they’re not always involving me. but as i started writing more and subsequently like . having more graphic thoughts bc of writing my dreams more and more started getting very sexual and specific and I Was In Them. and so it became very regular for me to have anime men dreams

like i had a previous less sexual one about sylus and a very sexual one about sukuna before . BUT THEYRE NOT USUALLY??? REAL???? LIKE IR WAS ALWAYS FEELS LIKE A DREAM????

it’s fun but i also wake up like 😟. and it’s not usually about characters i feel such active lust for like it being CALEB ? CALEB LADS? XIA YIZHOU? IM SICM

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not going to get over caleb having a dick piercing in my dream literally the most . I CANT LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKANDBHKAFNFB

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xyz and bokuto is a weird match that somehow kind of also makes sense lwk???

RIGHT AHDJFKSKDN. it was like bokuto with his hair down in particular which i thought was hilarious. AND HE WAS SO HUGE IN MY DREAM

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CALEB SEX DREAM?????? SHARE????? MAYHAPS????

RU I FEEL CRAZY IT FELT SO REAL IM SICK AND DERANGED

it was so vivid help me. i was like making dinner at my grandparents house (MY REAL GRANDPARENTS WHICH IS HILARIOUS) while no one was home. i remember the dinner details too like i was meal prepping for relatives and stuff while they were away for work and vacation cause my grandma left 😭😭

(this had a somewhat insane prelude also that had such real life details about my old grandparents house😭😭 )

both caleb and bokuto hq were courting me and both checked in periodically before they went off to do something at like a little local event. i saw caleb twice as in he came to see me two separate times before he actually ended up coming back home

AND BOTH TIMES HE WAS SO FLIRTY I FEEL INSANE . like im embarrassed thinking about it. i fed him something i was cooking the first time and the second time when he hung around he was so so .

so the dream sequence was cooking dinner, caleb came over, bokuto came over, then caleb again basically and i was doing a bunch of random kitchen stuff (realizing this is probably because i’ve been so hung up on meal prepping 😭)

THE SECOND TIME HE CAME OVER …. it was so vivid i feel insane he was wearing a jean jacket and jeans that matched and a graphic tee and had a backpack on that he set aside and once again came into the kitchen and we were like. Bantering back and forth because he had gone to something and decided he wanted to take me on a date and i was like ohhh someone’s real confident and . i feel insane literally crazy because of we started talking back and forth over

he was like halfway into saying something and like. dream me was like turned away from the kitchen counter with his back up to it and caleb was hovering over me kind of. comically even in my dreams i’m whore of the century

so halfway while he’s trying to fake sway me into going on a date i drop to my knees HSJFMDHFJ.

warning it gets graphic here but christ . like jesus it was so horny and insane. he’s like yapping and i put my hands on the waistband of his jeans and sort of tug until he asks what i’m doing and im like hm? and don’t answer.

his boxers were like a royal purple for whatever reason. anyways i’m like i just want to see something and he’s like what here have you already havent seen (which l. HABDKSJD)

ANYWAYS . HERES WHERE IT GETS FUCKING BSBDKGKS

GUYS HE HAD A DICK PIERCING IN MY DREAM ? he was also uncut and it looked exactly the way ive described in vivid detail many times . again sorry so graphic but he was so leaky i felt insane im thinking about it rn like ?!

EVEN IN MY DREAM THE PIERCING MADE ME FEEL NERVOUS? LIKE MADE ME SO NERVOUS I STARTED NERVOUS LAUGHING AND TRIED TO PULL AWAY?

AND HE GRABBED BOTH OF MY WRISTS AND SAID ARENT YOU USED TO THIS ALREADY? LIKE REFERRING TO HAVING SLEPT AROUND. AND HE USED MY WHOLE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT NAME . IM SO?

i need to die rn this is embarrassing me but long story short i blew him and my long time history as throat goat came in clutch 👍🏽 HSHFKSJDF. dream me was going to just keep make dinner and then he said be serious and . manhandled me to the kitchen floor 😀 like on my hands and knees and we did it while i was wearing an apron and a sweater and oh my god

INSANE DETAIL BUT AFTER I [REDACTED] ONCE WE DID IT AGAIN WHILE I WAS BENT OVER THE SINK

but he was specifically like. so like at my grandmothers old place they had like a single window over the sink that if you passed you could see pretty easily into and he was like. AHDJGMAJFJW. you should keep your head down or your neighbors will realize we’re not just doing dishes together AND IR WAS SO????

THE DREAM ENDED THERE AND IM STILL RECOVERING????? I HAVE A LOT OF FICTIONAL MAN DREAMS BUT NEVER ONES SO VIVID AND REAL? AND SPECIFIC? MY STOMACH IS STILL 🦋🦋

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guys i had a caleb sex dream and im fucking TWEAKING WJAT THE FICK