#sure whatever

[prettyboykatsuki]

CALEB SEX DREAM?????? SHARE????? MAYHAPS????

RU I FEEL CRAZY IT FELT SO REAL IM SICK AND DERANGED

it was so vivid help me. i was like making dinner at my grandparents house (MY REAL GRANDPARENTS WHICH IS HILARIOUS) while no one was home. i remember the dinner details too like i was meal prepping for relatives and stuff while they were away for work and vacation cause my grandma left 😭😭

(this had a somewhat insane prelude also that had such real life details about my old grandparents house😭😭 )

both caleb and bokuto hq were courting me and both checked in periodically before they went off to do something at like a little local event. i saw caleb twice as in he came to see me two separate times before he actually ended up coming back home

AND BOTH TIMES HE WAS SO FLIRTY I FEEL INSANE . like im embarrassed thinking about it. i fed him something i was cooking the first time and the second time when he hung around he was so so .

so the dream sequence was cooking dinner, caleb came over, bokuto came over, then caleb again basically and i was doing a bunch of random kitchen stuff (realizing this is probably because i’ve been so hung up on meal prepping 😭)

THE SECOND TIME HE CAME OVER …. it was so vivid i feel insane he was wearing a jean jacket and jeans that matched and a graphic tee and had a backpack on that he set aside and once again came into the kitchen and we were like. Bantering back and forth because he had gone to something and decided he wanted to take me on a date and i was like ohhh someone’s real confident and . i feel insane literally crazy because of we started talking back and forth over

he was like halfway into saying something and like. dream me was like turned away from the kitchen counter with his back up to it and caleb was hovering over me kind of. comically even in my dreams i’m whore of the century

so halfway while he’s trying to fake sway me into going on a date i drop to my knees HSJFMDHFJ.

warning it gets graphic here but christ . like jesus it was so horny and insane. he’s like yapping and i put my hands on the waistband of his jeans and sort of tug until he asks what i’m doing and im like hm? and don’t answer.

his boxers were like a royal purple for whatever reason. anyways i’m like i just want to see something and he’s like what here have you already havent seen (which l. HABDKSJD)

ANYWAYS . HERES WHERE IT GETS FUCKING BSBDKGKS

GUYS HE HAD A DICK PIERCING IN MY DREAM ? he was also uncut and it looked exactly the way ive described in vivid detail many times . again sorry so graphic but he was so leaky i felt insane im thinking about it rn like ?!

EVEN IN MY DREAM THE PIERCING MADE ME FEEL NERVOUS? LIKE MADE ME SO NERVOUS I STARTED NERVOUS LAUGHING AND TRIED TO PULL AWAY?

AND HE GRABBED BOTH OF MY WRISTS AND SAID ARENT YOU USED TO THIS ALREADY? LIKE REFERRING TO HAVING SLEPT AROUND. AND HE USED MY WHOLE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT NAME . IM SO?

i need to die rn this is embarrassing me but long story short i blew him and my long time history as throat goat came in clutch 👍🏽 HSHFKSJDF. dream me was going to just keep make dinner and then he said be serious and . manhandled me to the kitchen floor 😀 like on my hands and knees and we did it while i was wearing an apron and a sweater and oh my god

INSANE DETAIL BUT AFTER I [REDACTED] ONCE WE DID IT AGAIN WHILE I WAS BENT OVER THE SINK

but he was specifically like. so like at my grandmothers old place they had like a single window over the sink that if you passed you could see pretty easily into and he was like. AHDJGMAJFJW. you should keep your head down or your neighbors will realize we’re not just doing dishes together AND IR WAS SO????

THE DREAM ENDED THERE AND IM STILL RECOVERING????? I HAVE A LOT OF FICTIONAL MAN DREAMS BUT NEVER ONES SO VIVID AND REAL? AND SPECIFIC? MY STOMACH IS STILL 🦋🦋

[filthyguts2]

hot femdomsin your area want YOU!!!!!!

moar of my darkner s/i in 1997 cybercity lol

[gumi-artpoidd]

happy pride month or whatever

[n4tek]

Bucky: can I ever be redeemed? A weapon is always a weapon…

Alpine: rub my bellllayyyyy

[swedishtrish]

[starsprlte]

lobster musings

[falconearring]

like if you agree

[yucky-bug]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

godless doodles under cut

[mechaseraph]

Just finished Ryuki ep 28 the vibes sure are fantastic! had to let this out in few mins yea

[vampiresinthedaylight]

based on this

[thebuckandeddiething]

I swear I'll sign an nda just tell meeeeeee

[tangentrina]

Sloshmael you will always be famous to me...

Extra silly Heathcliff doodle under cut

Go get em tiger

[phenikas]

tales episode 5 except make it even worse for Rhys

[captainuranium543]

old ft fanfics that portray Erza as like super adverse to sexual relationships or even like physically affectionate male and female friendships are so fucking weird to me.

I just remembered a nalu fanfic I read when I was like 15 where Erza was flipping out over Natsu and Lucy sharing a bed and that is so out of character tbh.

like, bro??? did you even watch the show?? she would join them.

[cosmicfangz]

I love that every time without fail whenever I show my non IZ friends Zib with no context their reaction is “what the fuck did they have a child????”