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This has been a rough couple of months for her. He wasn’t planned and the woman she loved dumped her after finding out she knocked her up. She had to give up alcohol and figure out how to get a good source of income without putting him in danger. At least she had Jared. He was always there for her, no matter what trouble she got herself into. She sighed, cradling him in one arm while she ran a hand through her hair, “ Thanks again for watching him tonight. I can’t pay for a babysitter “

❛ hey, ‘s no problem. ❜ he shrugs, smile on his face as he sticks his hands into his pockets. adult life had its fair share of troubles for both of them, and he was willing to support and help ciryke as long as he could. he’s older now, wiser... maybe not. ❛ dante’s a cool kid. do what you gotta do tonight. ❜ pause. ❛ ...do i wanna know what you’re planning to do tonight? ❜ voice is laced with concern.  

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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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HELLO! this is a ( remade ) blog of jared kleinman from dear evan hansen, previously @ fakedself! please like or rb if you’re interested in interacting and i’ll check you out!

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@outofthelight​ / kelly said - nervous dater.

❛ all you cared for was gold. ❜ hands stuff in hoodie pockets as he surveys the reopened apple orchard, the project he wasn’t really allowed to touch. ❛ now it is lost, or so you are told. ❜

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@maidshe​ / inexplicable - the correspondents.

❛ i think i know what i want but i don’t know where to go. ❜ a tap on his chin as he surveys the several marketplaces, mouth pursing to the side. he’s been standing there for a while. what can he say, he’s indecisive.

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KING..

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@dcfctive​ / arrow - half alive. 

❛ life begins to happen when i plan something else. ❜ jared softens when he sees dante - his words were never hostile, never accusatory, merely a reflection of his jumbled thoughts. he can’t believe cir - his baby sister! - has a son now. it’s almost unfathomable. christ, he might tear up at the very mention of him being an uncle. ❛ my plans are always changing, always rearranging. ❜ 

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@poeticvocals​ / addictions - lucy dacus.

❛ buy low, sell high kind of guy. ❜ he gestures to his handmade buttons sporting all kinds of different symbols and phrases before pointing to her. ❛ invest your time in what’s worthwhile.  ❜

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this is also a reminder that jared picks up complex topics like law and quantum physics for fun

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jared’s couponing game is raw

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like for a starter! probably lyric based

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hrrrnngg......

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❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜ aria

( wheeze ) / open.

❛ you definitely kinda, uh, radiate that whole aesthetic. i assume it’d be like having a fun roommate, but in your body. toss the ol’ flesh sack around on weekends, shared living space, all that shit, y’know? anyways, this is me telling you to fuckin’ gooo for it! what’s the worst that could happen? ❜ a grin as jared leans back, putting his hands in the pockets of his shorts. 

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❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜

( wheeze ) / open.

❛ -- kind of? he sounds like a real dildo. like, a proper off - the - rails bad dragon type of shit, y’know? and, some other stuff, but you know me, the never raunchy type. i’d never do anything to get myself flagged on a blue website. besides the point - have you considered, like, fucking him up? ❜

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❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜ laura

( wheeze ) / open.

❛ that seems to be the case. it’s fine, though. you’ve got this. but, like, also take a break if you need to? because you’ve been at this for a while. ❜ jared gives her two thumbs up, grinning with encouragement. 

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❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜

( wheeze ) / open.

❛ uh, yeah, but the way he was walking? real weird. ❜ he wiggles his fingers before ruffling cir’s hair, laughing. ❛ no real human person walks like that. i’m telling you - aliens! in disguise. it’s gonna happen. i mean, it’s happening riiight now. ooh. ❜

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S4. )

❛ moths aren’t even scary! people say ‘ mothman ’ and i don’t - i don’t shiver. ❜ 

❛ do you believe me now when i say that maybe we’re both demon proof? ❜

❛ so you’re threatening to take the treasure  .  .  .  if he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ❜

❛ sure, you’re welcome to fuck around with the boys, but please know this — once you do, the whole world’s gonna know ! ❜

❛ forget about the richard gere movie for a second — ❜

❛ what the fuck, is all i have to say to that. ❜

❛ it’s weird, he only moves if he wants to. ❜

❛ is that all you know how to say? four years of german and you could only say ‘ my name is — ’. ❜

❛ i have a pocket bible with me this time. ❜

❛ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ❜

❛ i remember i used to think cannonballs were hilarious, until i saw the patriot, and that thing goes rolling through the field — just knocks people’s legs off ! ❜

❛ he’s a fucking creature, he can do what he wants. ❜

❛ you tend to go, ‘ well here’s a thousand things it could likely be, put a big X over those, even thought they’re fairly logical. ❜

❛ i’ve only got a couple more minutes — shit or get off the pot. ❜

❛ you get some of the devil’s juice in someone, you know … things happen. ❜

❛ he’s like a george clooney batman ! ❜

❛ one time, i cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the avocado pit in my mouth, and i started to just — eat the meat off of it, and in that moment i was like ‘ if i sneeze right now, this thing would lodge into my throat ’ —  and ever since then i’ve kinda been terrified of avocados. ❜

❛ i was born in the darkness. ❜

❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜

❛ sandhill cranes  —  look ‘em up, fascinating bird. i’m going to own one, someday, a taxidermied one, and it will be in my room. ❜

❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜

❛ if he can jump between dimensions, why not fuck around a little bit? ❜

❛ this chair looks fucking stupid in the middle of the room. ❜

❛ if you’re trying to make us go to sleep and feel safe so you can start fucking with us when we’re asleep — pretty uncool ! ❜

❛ well, you think we’re going to have fun everywhere, you could go into a building that’s on fire and you’d be like ‘ this is a blast ’. ❜

❛ i gotta be honest, telescope people are weird. ❜

❛ well demon, you thought you had me in your clutches, but not today, demon, not today. ❜

❛ i don’t think aliens have money. ❜

❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜

❛ it’s been a lovely stay in this quiet, quiet uneventful house. ❜

❛ if you’re possessed, i’m not taking you home. ❜

❛ — i got a bubble — i got an air bubble in my throat right now. you hear that? you ever get that? this is scary, i don’t sound like myself. ❜

❛ you don’t have to bring up the mustache. ❜

❛ you have a very different definition of fun. ❜

❛ you can walk into the room, just don’t go inside me, y’know? ❜

❛ he’s gonna’ come back with some new technology — that thing that they put the dynamite in like in jurrassic park. ❜

❛ i gotta say it does look as imposing in person as it does online. ❜

❛ is it like a character creator in the sims? like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and they’re like ‘ hm. i don’t like that one, maybe some overalls  .  .  . ’ ❜

❛ i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit. ❜

❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜