She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
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These two lines of dialog have altered my brain chemistry
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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yes I would like to jack off all trades
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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for some of my mutuals this is the only type of direct interaction we've ever had in like. 8+ years of following each other
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hey I noticed you didn’t boop me back are you mad at me?
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war never changes
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Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?
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i've been rereading the no.6 novels
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its time
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i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam
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you're in his dms. I am taking his shirt off and covering him in fake blood during a production of macbeth. we are not the same
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I’m sure someone has done this before but just in case no one has:
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