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what if bungo stray dogs was called bungo stray freaks and instead of fighting and saving the world or whatever, every man in the series I find hot has sex with me
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Kuroo loves calling you pookie
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thinking about how much all my f/os love my top surgery scars and how wonderful cuddling shirtless together is
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I wanna hear more about camzai!! What was your first date like? Who usually picks the movies you watch? Tell me more!!
AAAAA BESTIE🥺🥺🥺
Okay I've been hella thinking about this and I keep going back to a cafe date!! We originally met at the cafe that shares a building with the ADA, so we already got into a little routine of meeting up there around lunch (and by that I mean he skips out on work to come distract me from my work LOL) most days. But finally after weeks of this, he asks me on an official date where "work can't interrupt our time together" and we agree to meet at a cafe in the city I have been wanting to try out but haven't had the chance bc I always come to this one. So we meet up like that following day to this cute cafe and he gets our coffees and the pastries I kept eyeing despite saying I didn't need them. After enjoying the sweet treats, we ended up walking around since the weather was nice and it was my first time over in that part of the city so I wanted to explore and he was happy to be a "tour guide"💀 but overall it was so nice and we ended the day in the park just chilling before eventually going home🥺
Omg it's a whole process to pick movies💀 we both are the type where unless we are in the mood to watch it, we won't watch it. So it takes a lot of scrolling on different streaming sites to finally pick a movie. It's often 50/50 on whose movie actually gets picked, but I often let Dazai get the final pick bc eventually I get lazy and wanna zone out plus we usually get high and talk throughout any movie anyways LMAO It doesn't help our attention span for media is FRIED because I may or may not have gotten him addicted to Tik Tok after forcing him to watch them with me every night before we sleep so now we both can't get off that app
Omg it's a whole process to pick movies💀 we both are the type where unless we are in the mood to watch a certain movie or genre, we won't watch it. So it takes a lot of scrolling on different streaming sites to finally pick a movie. It's often 50/50 on whose movie actually gets picked, but more often than not I let Dazai get the final pick bc eventually I get lazy and wanna zone out plus we usually get high and talk throughout any movie anyways LMAO It doesn't help our attention span for media is FRIED because I may or may not have gotten him addicted to Tik Tok after forcing him to watch them with me every night before we sleep so now we both can't get off that app🤦‍♂️ BUT he won't actually download the app himself he will only watch them on my phone as we're cuddled up together🙏
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🚨ATTENTION CAM NATION: life has been crazy lately but we are SO back🚨
finally getting around to debuting the anxiety power couple of archeologist boyfriend x fashion designer boyfriend
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💞my honeybee, come get this pollen💞
[art by gaseous.deuva_)
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the camzai brain rot is eating me alive I NEED THAT MAN I LOVE HIIIIIIM
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someone NEEDS to stop me I can’t stop seeing them everywhere
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selfshippers with romantic f/os!! i'm veryyyyyy curious so...
i personally tend to think about pre-relationship and early relationship, just because i find it fun
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˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURAPIKA! MY ONE TRUE LOOOVE!!!!˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
had to celebrate by sharing some of my fav commissions I have with him!!! he means so much to me <333 we are soulmates <333
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rip kunikida you would have loved too sweet by hozier
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YALL I deadass has a satosugu fanfic dream last night💀💀
Okay so it was like the shibuya arc but instead me geto and gojo were at some mall there was no killing but Geto sealed gojo up in the box but before he did he gave some gay ass speech and pulled out his retainer (apparently for this story he would wear it in high school it was some memory between the two of them) and put it in and said “Satoru” but with a lisp gojo is like tearing up and Geto is all like “I’ll see you again” and STARTS KISSING HIM they make out for a good moment before Geto says byes and that “I’ll see you again” gay shit and SEALS HIM UP then me and Geto just walk around the mall like nothing happened I’m crying like “holy shit that was insane” and Geto was like “yeah🤷‍♂️🥹🥰”
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my f/os canonically love me btw
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Seeing everyone’s self-ship art makes me so happy. Like that’s it, it just does. I love seeing how you picture your romances and how artists have interpreted it for you, it’s like we’re all kings and queens seated for an oil painting with our beloved so we may hang it in the drawing room.
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OliEri devours <3
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HES SO FINE🗣️🗣️🗣️ both old and young rayleigh makes me insane
okay so why is silvers rayleigh kinda…
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DAZAI TEACHING SIGMA HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH READER I'M SO FERAL OVER THIS IDEA‼️‼️
I love your brain. This idea absolutely consumed me and I'm so sorry it took so long but I hope it's worth the wait...
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Pairing: Dazai x f!reader x Sigma.
Content Guidance: NSFW. Threesome. Cunnilingus, blowjob, anal (Sigma's) and vaginal (yours) penetration, two creampies. Everyone is pan. Dazai sucks Sigma's dick with you because romance is still alive and well <3 Sigma is pretty Submissive. Approx 2.3k words
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Lessons Above the Clouds
High above the clouds, naked on the plush, king-sized bed in the nicest room in the Sky Casino, you sit beside Dazai– who is also naked– and watch Sigma nervously undress.
“I’m going to disappoint,” the manager sighs, pulling off the final layer of his clothing and  displaying every inch of his pale, slender frame. “I know I’m not much to look at. Or much of anything really.”
“Psh-psh-psh,” Dazai dismisses his concerns with a wave of his hand. “First of all, don’t start out like that. At least pretend you’re confident.”
“Oh,” Sigma says, instinctively bringing up an arm in an attempt to cover his torso. “Okay.”
This had all started as a throwaway joke from Dazai which had Sigma sputtering into his drink, then evolved into an imagine if we did, and as the day drew on, a well, why don’t we? The idea was a simple one; Sigma had confessed he didn’t know how to fuck, Dazai did, and you were more than happy to help them practice. 
But somewhere between the casino floor and his room, Sigma had talked himself into despair and convinced himself he was going to be utterly hopeless in bed. 
“I promise you’ll do great,” you assure Sigma, sitting up on the bed to cup his sweet face between your hands, sealing your promise with a soft kiss to his cupid’s bow which makes him shiver. “We’ll take care of you. And... you're gorgeous.”
Another kiss follows, this one to the cushion of his lips, and another, hungrier, deeper which he reciprocates. Sigma moans softly, not so much lowering himself onto you, but collapsing into you, trembling as he settles between your thighs. Nervous is an understatement; the poor guy is terrified, but he desperately wants this, he has insisted countless times. He wants to know what it's like, he wants to do so well for you. And he wants to be taught.
The bed dips slightly as Dazai positions himself behind you, his bare chest flush against your back.
“I haven't… I'm not sure what to do,” Sigma admits, the hues of the sunset mirrored in his pleading eyes.. 
“That’s why I’m gonna teach you, silly,” Dazai says, wrapping his bandaged arms around your waist and pressing his lips to your shoulder. The warmth of his breath wafts against your skin. "Hmm… okay, first lesson, just pretend she’s a big plate of cookies.” 
Sigma swallows hard, his eyes drinking in the sight of you. “You want me to bite her?” 
“No! Well, maybe?” The brunette cocks an eyebrow at you. “Yes?”
You nod. “Yes.”
“Yes,” Dazai concedes. “But I mean, you should enjoy her, savor her, devour her.”
“D-devour?” Sigma stutters.
“Yes. Her cookie specifically,” Dazai chuckles, earning him a playful slap on the wrist from you. He nuzzles the sensitive spot below your ear by way of apology. “Whaaat? C’mon… that was good.”
“Alright…” Sigma says, bringing your attention back to him. His eyes raise to yours and he gives a nervous attempt at a smile. “I’m going to kiss you.”
And he does just that. He bows his head and gently kisses your pussy, his lips so soft and tender it makes your heart ache. Dazai notices the shift in your breathing pattern, the way it hitches at the gentle caress of the other man’s mouth and your arousal only adds fuel to his. 
He watches over your shoulder as Sigma’s kisses deepen, his tongue tentatively lapping your pussy. Frissons of pleasure tingle through your core as the pale-haired man groans, emboldened by your taste. He explores the shape of your pussy, his tongue warm and eager, lilac and silver hair caressing your thighs, and eyes soft as they flit up to watch your expression, finding you in a state of serenity when he'd hoped for frantic ecstasy. It feels undeniably good, but he isn’t quite there.
“Here,” Dazai says, reaching around you and using two fingers to form a V around your clit, stroking them up and down and pulling a moan from you which widens Sigma’s eyes. “Heh, see… right here. Lick her right here, between my fingers.”
Sigma does as instructed and gets what he craves. Your hips buck up from the bed, your moans reverberating around the room. “Harder… God… fuck yes…”
A quiet chuckle accompanies your cries as Dazai looks down at his protégé. “Good… keep going just like that. And… here…” He takes Sigma's hand in his, guiding his fingers to your entrance. “If you really want to drive her wild, do this at the same time.”
The moment you feel their fingers exploring your entrance your hips involuntarily tilt, wordlessly inviting them in. You take Dazai’s finger first, then Sigma’s, the latter following his mentor’s movements, both of them working in sync to stroke your G-spot. 
“That’s it,” Dazai coos as your breath quickens. He buries his face against your neck, his kisses soft but oh so hungry. “Our boy’s doing a good job, wouldn’t you say?”
The only sound you can manage is a breathless “Uh-huh,” as Sigma continues his eager ministrations. All his nervousness is gone; his purpose condensed into the single task of pleasuring you, hungrily licking your pussy as he and Dazai finger you. 
Dazai chuckles, slowly stroking and teasing out your pleasure while trailing kisses down your jaw toward your lips. “He'll be an expert in no time. Once he's got you nice and ready, I'm gonna show him how to fuck you good. And then it's his turn, yeah? A little practical exam.”
Your groan of anticipation and pleasure muffles against Dazai’s lips as he kisses you. You can barely hold on as the combination of sensations consumes you. Heaven stretches on infinitely beyond the windows, yet somehow pales in comparison to this. Dazai kisses you like he’s waited his whole life for it, so deep and intense you find yourself clinging to him. The bandages on his arms are coarse beneath your fingers but the slivers of skin between them softer and more vulnerable than you could ever imagine.
The pressure at your core is almost unbearable, and you can’t help but grind your hips against Sigma’s eager mouth, goading him. And ever desperate to please, he obeys, his tongue slipping back and forth over your clit harder and faster while he moans against you.
“God… Sigma you’re doing so good,” you gasp. “Don’t stop.” 
The heat between the three of you is dizzying, but as much as Dazai appears in control, he's crumbling faster than any of you. His breath shudders hot against your lips, his dick prodding your back incessantly, torn between the desire to mentor and the need to indulge. The hand around your waist slides up to cup your breast, slender fingers teasing your nipple as Dazai’s moan rumbles into your mouth. 
And when you cum, he and Sigma both seem to feed from it, their bodies reacting to your pleasure with deep and merciless longing, desperate to be inside you, to feel your warmth and heat envelop them. 
As promised, it’s Dazai who positions himself between your thighs next, teasing you by rubbing the tip of his cock between your soaked and swollen pussy lips. “You did good,” he says to the other man, letting his length slide over your still pulsing clit, his smile slanting as he pulls out a desperate whine from you. “Mmh– he really got you all ready, huh? Seems our boy’s a natural.”
“Yeah he is. You feel so good, Sigma.”
You could swear you almost hear Sigma’s heart leap as he gazes down at you, one slender thigh thrown across your waist as he cuddles against you, lying exactly where he crumpled after crawling his way up your body. “You taste wonderful,” he whispers, nuzzling your neck. “Thank you for letting me…”
His cock is hard and leaking against your hip, his elegant fingers gently teasing your nipples. 
Dazai eases himself into you with a breathless chuckle. “Ha! Oh… oh yeah… yeah, god, you’re so ready to be fucked, huh? So wet, squeezing m–” His throat flexes beneath the constricts of his bandages as he thrusts into you, narrow hips rolling against you. “Nghh… Haha… I’m supposed to be giving lessons but… feels so damn good.”
“You’re a terrible teacher,” Sigma mutters, scolding him with thinly veiled affection.
But what Dazai lacks in mentorship skills, he makes up for with passion. He fucks like he kisses, as if everything– every battle, every bad day and dark thought can be worked through right here and now with you and Sigma. Firm hands slide up your legs, encouraging you to rest your ankles on his shoulders so he can drive deeper into you. The soft slaps of his body rutting against yours sound so beautifully lewd, so divine and hedonistic, you can’t keep back your cries of ecstasy. 
Sigma repositions himself to watch, kneeling by your head, his cock far too tempting not to take into your lips. A choked gasp of surprise bursts from him as you lick the underside of his shaft, down to his blushing tip, letting his salty precum pool on the tip of your tongue. Before he can stop himself, he’s fucking your mouth; his lips parted, eyes wide, overwhelmed by the wet heat of your tongue and your lips.
“Ngh… god…”
And the sight of that is almost too much for Dazai, whose hips stutter against you. “Oh, you two,” he moans, letting your legs fall back down to the bed as he leans his weight forward, his body parallel to yours, his lips seeking Sigma’s as he grinds his hips against you.
Sigma’s brow knits and then smooths as he kisses Dazai back, the creamy hue of his skin giving way to a cherry blossom glow, so delicate and pretty you can’t keep your hands off him, holding him by the waist, your thumbs pressing into his supple hips, urging them down so you can suck him good. 
Whatever lesson plan Dazai had falls apart completely, beautifully, his mouth joining yours on Sigma’s cock while the pale-haired man cries with pleasure against his palm. And it becomes a game of sorts, the pair of you kissing and licking and sucking, eyes meeting as you both work to get him off, putting everything you have into this exquisite shared pleasure.
“That feel good?” Dazai asks, his sensual tone low and just for the two of you; his mouth focused on Sigma, his cock devoted entirely to you.. “Yeah… I like makin’ you both feel so good.”
The frantic grind of Dazai’s hips against your clit drives you over the edge once more, making you moan around Sigma’s tip while the space between Dazai’s brows pinches and creases together. He shudders through his own orgasm, cum spilling out of you and dripping onto the sheets. God only knows how long he’s been pent up. 
“So perfect,” he breathes out, kissing his way along Sigma’s shaft, interlocking his fingers with yours as you both ride out your orgasm. “Let’s keep going. Don’t wanna stop…” He grips Sigma’s shoulders pulling him down into a crushing kiss, fingers tangling in his silvery locks. “You wanna try now? Switch with me?” A staggered breath of anticipation rushes from Sigma as he nods and Dazai chuckles. “See that, pretty girl. See how bad he wants your pussy?”
“I want it all…” Sigma says, turning his attention to you. “Can I?” Is it okay?”
“God yes,” you gasp, raising your head to kiss him too, your fingers running through the silken purple side of his hair. 
Sigma’s eyes are heavy-lidded as he crawls down the bed and takes position between your thighs. His cock is thicker than Dazai’s, and despite how wet you are, both from your juices and Dazai’s spend, it takes him a second to ease into you, his deep yet breathy groan resounding through the bedroom. 
Your head lolls back in ecstasy as he holds your hips and rocks into you, his lips parting in awe at the sensation of your body. Dazai remains knelt behind him, one leg on the bed, the other anchored on the floor as he strokes his cock, getting himself nice and hard again as he watches the scene unfold over Sigma’s shoulder. 
“So pretty,” Dazai says; about you, about Sigma, about the sight of Sigma’s cock sliding into your pussy. “God, I’m so glad I’m here with you two.”
Raising his face to the ceiling, Sigma bottoms out inside you, gasping “Goddammit Dazai you talk so much,” as a smirk crosses his lips. 
Dazai chuckles, wrapping his arms around Sigma’s waist, rocking his hips against him. “Guess I’m just excited.” 
And the next thing you know, Sigma’s face is buried against your neck, whining and groaning as Dazai fucks him from behind, his thrusts keeping time with Sigma’s as the casino manager continues to roll his hips against your pussy.
“God it's… so much…” Sigma pants, his breath hot against the crook of your neck. And that’s the last coherent thing you get out of him. His eloquence gives way to broken moans and desperate whimpers. 
Dazai’s lip curls into a grin, long fingers digging into the delicate plush of Sigma’s waist, his warm and welcoming gaze inviting you to join in with the other man’s ruin. And you do, bouncing your hips beneath him, thrusting up onto his cock as he shivers and sobs against your shoulder. 
“Ohpleaseohplease, oh god… oh… oh!” 
Sigma’s body tenses and quivers, his cock throbbing inside you, flooding you completely as you and Dazai fuck him through his orgasm. The pair of you relish Sigma’s ecstasy, your trio bound body and soul, perfectly satisfied and completely enamored with each other as you collapse in a pile, Dazai on your left, Sigma on your right, slender limbs tangled across your body. 
“Seeee?” Dazai mutters sleepily, pressing his face between your shoulder blades. “You did great, Sigma. Good job.”
The casino’s manager chuckles, his eyes soft as he gazes at the two of you, his doubts, his fears for once completely silent in the radiance of the afterglow. “That’s because I have good teachers.”
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need a new commission with Geto solely to post it with these lyrics from Ultraviolence
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