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tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

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Can't believe I'm writing a whole crackfic about the fbaa gang celebrating Thanksgiving and forgot about Black Friday

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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Vonetta: That's one of my biggest fears.

Emil: What is?

Vonetta: If I ever, like, woke up as spaghetti-

Emil: You would eat yourself.

Vonetta: I wouldn't even question it.

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I'm posting again! 🥳

I've spent the past summer writing and have:

-30k written for my fbaa college AU that I'll start posting near the end of September

-the first few chapters of the Kieran POV that I'll start posting as soon as I finish editing them (maybe next week, maybe next month 😅 we'll see)

-some really rough first drafts of random one-shots that I'll start editing eventually

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blood and Ash Series - Jennifer L. Armentrout Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Poppy Balfour/Casteel Da'Neer, Poppy Balfour & Kieran Contou, Kieran Contou & Casteel Da'Neer Characters: Poppy Balfour, Kieran Contou, Casteel Da'Neer Additional Tags: Birthday Fluff, Cupcakes, Questions, Poppy Balfour Has Questions, Canon Compliant, Mentioned Emil Da'Lahr, Mentioned Tawny Lyon, Mentioned Vonetta Contou Summary:

Kieran shows up on Poppy's birthday with cupcakes, expecting a thank you and maybe a hug. He should have realized that she'd somehow manage to come up with half a dozen questions for him about it. ... Inspired by JLA's Cupcakes and Kisses bonus scene. This is a continuation of sorts, but can be read independently. Spoilers for The War of Two Queens (and potentially A Soul of Ash and Blood).

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Kieran: *traps wasps under cup*

Casteel: *puts one cup on either side of that cup*

Kieran: Cas no.

Casteel: HEY MALIK WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?

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What if Howl’s bird form was just a little guy?

Prints

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Poppy: I've made the decision to trust you.

Hawke: A terrible decision, really.

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🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

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Can porn blogs stop following me I’m a child of God

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Sera: Are you still mad at me?

Nyktos: Yes.

Sera: Are you going to let go of my hand?

Nyktos: No.

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i have a bad habit of not writing chronologically so although i have most of this college au fic written, i have yet to start the first two or three chapters 😅

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Blood and Ash Series - Jennifer L. Armentrout Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Poppy Balfour/Casteel Da'Neer, Poppy Balfour/Kieran Contou, Poppy Balfour/Kieran Contou/Casteel Da'Neer Characters: Poppy Balfour, Kieran Contou, Casteel Da'Neer Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M Summary:

“Tempting as it would be to see Poppy beg us to touch her, I’d rather give her exactly what she wants until she’s begging us to stop.”

A knowing smile graced the wolven’s lips. “I think she rather likes the idea,” he teased. ...

Poppy wakes up in a compromising position between Casteel and Kieran in the Skotos Mountains, except this time Kieran and Casteel wake up too.

Here's the threesome that we didn't get in AKOFAF.

I finally finished it!!

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writing is hard why on earth did i give myself a deadline??