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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I read fanfiction on company time

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going from 2 monitors to 1 is so weird i have like a fantom monitor in my brain thats just always blank in real life. its like i lost brain capacity, the connections and insticts to utilize and look at the other monitor for tasks is all still there in my mind but the actual monitor itself isn't. transhumanist-phantom-limb-syndrome or something

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Got called a lying sinful man on the phone today by a customer which is probably a top ten insult for me unique and interesting with a dash of gender euphoria

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Has science gone too far ?

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Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure with the latest ThunderFire content!!

I am a starved woman seeking any crumbs🤣

This one goes out to all the starving Thunderfire fans out there, stay strong

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Well, I no longer have to lock in so it's time for a new era

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Jetfire and thundercracker making out like freaks when

BAHAHA I have drawn them doing that already here and here

here's the aftermath for your amusement

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could you maybe draw Jetfire and TC kissing… pretty please…

Normally I don't do requests but I'll make an exception for my two favorite characters <3

In my head, their dynamic would be like "Jetfire goes at Thundercracker's pace while Thundercracker tries every romantic fanfic trope with Jetfire"

(again, not canon to anything science AU related, I'm playing with my toys)

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Messy Thunderfire

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Some thunderfire using @suja-janee 's humanformer designs

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“Stop making AUs of a cut plot from 40 years ago” I tell my crazed mind but it would not stop

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A little bit of rework on Spacecraft Au Jetfire 😋!! I still liked the wings making a lab coat look for him so I kept that… also TC is in the au cuz I think he rocks 😌 and other unsaid reasons…. Jetfire’s probably the leader of the space crew 🤔 I still have yet to really figure out the reason and plot of the space crew but yknow that’s for later!

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I think that Thundercracker is taller than your average seeker, which means than more often than not he feels really bulky among his peers. It also means that he doesn't know what to do with himself when Skyfire carries him as if he weighed nothing. It's such a weird feeling, being treated like he's the most delicate thing in the world.

But he thinks he can get used to it.

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Thunderfire is such a funny ship to me. Starscream fumbled two bad bitches and now they're dating. Soon all of exes will unionize and he can't stop them.

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So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.

I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).

It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.