professorcocoa

[professorcocoa]

Hi hello how do you do it's the bar owner again with the polteageist umm so I may have accidentally started a crime ring I fed a haunch crow and now every weekend it and it's cronies bring me what I'm assuming are stolen goods including a mega stone I helped a thievel with a bum leg and it brings me stuff every thursday I helped a mobosstiff it shows up every Wednesday thing is they all hate each other with a passion and when they find out that I see them on different days I'm pretty sure I'm a dead man

well, I'm stumped

you somehow got control of three different rival mafias, which I don't know if it would be considered good or bad

but don't worry about them murdering you. Yeah, these pokemon can all be vengeful, but they won't harm you unless you hurt them first. The most that they will do is fight between each other for your attention and, if you get lucky, they'll just give up on you after this battle

or maybe they'll join forces and you'll end up accidentally becoming the boss of a gigantic pokemon criminal organization, but that's improbable (like 1 in a million)

[professorcocoa]

HEYO WHO WANTS TO LEARN SECRETS BOUT THE TEAM?

I grabbed the phone and now I'm hiding here in my incredible hiding spot where no one can find me and I'm feeling evil

so ask anything about those three dumbasses :3c

I'll answer it with what I know

[professorcocoa]

Pie still sleeps in my head from time to time and I have no idea why, especially because I changed shampoos at least 8 times just this year

Rotomblr has been so quiet lately…

Hm…anyone got any funny stories relating to their partner Pokémon?

[professorcocoa]

currently at sinnoh researching valley windworks and the appearances of drifloons at literally every friday :)

[professorcocoa]

Submitting roasted Ho-oh for the lunch special!

Propaganda: I guess you could roast this thing if you're bad enough! Seems ill advised if you ask me, but probably delicious as hell.

How do you prefer to eat this pokemon? And don't lie just to be cool, we'll all know!

[professorcocoa]

Reblog if your Pokemon IRL character is an Adult!

//A lot of the pokeblogs here on Rotomblr are younger trainers, which is cool, but it's also nice to see some older characters as well!

[professorcocoa]

why do I need to do this again, for fucks sake

*AHEM*

hey, name is Seth, just a guy with his own crew and shit, we call ourselves team insanity and we're like, good guys

here's my trainer card with my babies, yada yada

I need a drink...

//you see this asshole?

//he's a villain

//anyway, hi again, Willow here with one more character because I'm insane

//first time making an evil guy with his own evil team, so...

//yeah...

[professorcocoa]

//what if I...

//made...

//just one more blog...

[professorcocoa]

quick reminder, kanjoh is the official name of the language, but the dialect for both regions is vastly different, so that's why we tend to separate them into kantonian and johtonian

[professorcocoa]

have you guys ever wondered what's perfection according to science?

welp, here's the perfect life form

[professorcocoa]

I just gor flirted by a random kalosian lady

I feel flattered, but Alex is a bit angry

[professorcocoa]

sometimes it's easy to forget unovan is not my first language

it's even worse when you consider I'm terrible at kantonian (maybe because the johtonian dialect is a mess)

[professorcocoa]

beltstrap

Cool reblog game, let's play a word game

Here's how it works: first person says a word. Next person has to make a word by adding letters to the previous word.

Example: I say "A", you say "Auto", they say "Automatic"

I'm not starting it this time. You guys take the wheel.

[professorcocoa]

have you guys ever wondered who would win in a fight between a smooth geodude, now graveler, and a trapinch?

surprisingly, it was the overly excited kingoer who was watching the fight and ended up crab hammering both

<Photo of Marguerita looking down at both Pillow, who is now an incredibly smooth graveler, and Cleopatra>

[professorcocoa]

oh...

[link to a book about mega evolution by Professor Sycamore]

there's also slowpoke

What

[professorcocoa]

there is also a mega evolution :D

the shellder (or what's supposed to be the shellder) gathers most of this mega energy and consumes more of the slowpoke/bro's body, leaving it's tail behind as it becomes temporarily sharper than usual, perforating the shell and becoming what it uses to move around

the shellder provides immense protection in exchange of (this is debatable) immense unending pain as it continuously consumes the slowpoke/bro

there's also slowpoke

What

[professorcocoa]

are we talking about regional forms?

cause if that's the case, here's kantonian slowpoke :D

they live closer to the water and are capable of sustaining poison in a different way than the galarian ones. They are water/psychic types and, obviously, they lack the yellow markings and their tail is described to be sweet and savory instead of spicy

they use this to fish for food, dipping their tail underwater to catch prey like magikarp, feebas and goldeen, sometimes fishing shellders and, in ghat way, achieving evolution, turning into slowbro

and despite shellder being poisonous, these slowbros (and also slowkings) are water/psychic as well

there's also slowpoke

What