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ok anyway follow @mysterypuppy because you love me & want me to succeed

[puppybong]

ok anyway follow @mysterypuppy because you love me & want me to succeed

[puppybong]

ok anyway follow @mysterypuppy because you love me & want me to succeed

[puppybong]

ok anyway follow @mysterypuppy because you love me & want me to succeed

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client cancelled last second which isn’t an issue but wtf am i gonna do with my day !!!!!

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Ima take my dog to a dog show so he can see how a proper animal acts

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AFTER WORK: switch blogs, refill meds

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Im gonna hurt this mother fucker

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one time at my old job i was working the greenhouse sale & one of my coworkers came over and introduced me to her 2 month old baby and i got to hold him and rock him and kiss his little bald head

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me & cami have a familial bond even though we haven’t communicated directly

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man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*

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i want a baby but i dont want to have sex or be pregnant or give birth i just want to hold something small and alive like it is the center of the universe

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i had a dream where the yj era heroes were actually grown up in the comics and the only thing i remember was that bart became a garbage man because "no one cares when i'm gone for hero stuff and i can just phase my nose through the smell"

bart is the blue collar hero of our generation

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that one mutual who doesn’t play about dry heaving in the bathtub

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Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama