purple-palindrome
purple-palindrome
Workin’ 9-5
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Welcome to the collection of random thoughts that accost me during my daily 9-5 as a graphic designer.
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purple-palindrome · 3 days ago
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Really be needing those real-time captions for daily conversations.
Is it an adhd thing or does everyone just not enunciate
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purple-palindrome · 3 days ago
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Weddings: sensory hell
The dress code
The people
The noise level
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purple-palindrome · 2 months ago
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Y’all ever just feel the hyperfixation taking hold
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purple-palindrome · 2 months ago
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I quit my job. I need to update my profile.
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purple-palindrome · 6 months ago
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Gaslighting myself like “nope, no way I’m autistic, because that’s hereditary and no one else in my family has it” and then I clean out my mother’s pantry where she has 5 unopened packages of everything and they all expired in 2018 or before.
Suspicious
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purple-palindrome · 6 months ago
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I am a conversation vampire. Unable to enter or begin a conversation unless invited.
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purple-palindrome · 8 months ago
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To my boss:
Your lack of planning and organizational skills in comparison to me, does NOT mean I’m OCD. It just means you’re terrible at organizing and keeping track of things, and you’re mad at me for bringing it to your attention.
And PSA, that is not something you get to ask me.
Even if I did or do have OCD you don’t get to go “GIRL are you OCD??”
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purple-palindrome · 8 months ago
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Not me re blogging my own post because I’m feeling it SO STRONGLY today
Peak Corporate America is asking your coworker if they feel like starting a revolution. And you’re serious. And they say yea. And they’re serious.
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purple-palindrome · 8 months ago
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Dear employers everywhere
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purple-palindrome · 8 months ago
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Dear idiotic people that are somehow in charge of EVERYTHING
You have poked the proverbial sleeping bear.
More like you have been repeatedly stabbing the sleeping bear.
The bear is awake now.
It’s me, I’m the bear.
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purple-palindrome · 8 months ago
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We are PISSED in corporate today.
You hired me to do this, S O L E T M E D O I T
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purple-palindrome · 9 months ago
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BRB gonna cease to exist for a bit
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purple-palindrome · 9 months ago
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Work meeting not go so well? It’s Hozier time babey
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purple-palindrome · 9 months ago
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I didn’t think I worked well under pressure until someone told me I produce my best work when I have to pull it out of my butt. Thanks… I guess
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purple-palindrome · 10 months ago
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Peak corporate culture is management writing SOPs on how you should wash your hands to avoid splashing water on the mirror and dripping on the floor as you reach for paper towels.
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purple-palindrome · 10 months ago
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The neurodivergent experience is wondering why people will act “weird” on purpose, because you’ve spent your entire life trying to be “normal”
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purple-palindrome · 10 months ago
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Freddie Mercury currently has my adhd in a chokehold
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