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Really be needing those real-time captions for daily conversations.
Is it an adhd thing or does everyone just not enunciate
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Weddings: sensory hell
The dress code
The people
The noise level
#weddings#autism or adhd or social anxiety#autistic things#suspected autism#suspected adhd#autistics at weddings I guess#my wedding will be so chill one day
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Y’all ever just feel the hyperfixation taking hold
#hyperfixation#it’s Queen#the band#not a bad thing to hyperfixation on if I’m being honest#rip freddie
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Gaslighting myself like “nope, no way I’m autistic, because that’s hereditary and no one else in my family has it” and then I clean out my mother’s pantry where she has 5 unopened packages of everything and they all expired in 2018 or before.
Suspicious
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I am a conversation vampire. Unable to enter or begin a conversation unless invited.
#autism or adhd or social anxiety#conversation vampire#vampires#I hate having conversations#I don’t know how to start them#or how to enter them
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To my boss:
Your lack of planning and organizational skills in comparison to me, does NOT mean I’m OCD. It just means you’re terrible at organizing and keeping track of things, and you’re mad at me for bringing it to your attention.
And PSA, that is not something you get to ask me.
Even if I did or do have OCD you don’t get to go “GIRL are you OCD??”
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Not me re blogging my own post because I’m feeling it SO STRONGLY today
Peak Corporate America is asking your coworker if they feel like starting a revolution. And you’re serious. And they say yea. And they’re serious.
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Dear employers everywhere
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Dear idiotic people that are somehow in charge of EVERYTHING
You have poked the proverbial sleeping bear.
More like you have been repeatedly stabbing the sleeping bear.
The bear is awake now.
It’s me, I’m the bear.
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We are PISSED in corporate today.
You hired me to do this, S O L E T M E D O I T
#corporate America sucks#why did that auto capitalize america#no don’t do that#america does not deserve a capital A#incompetent managers who are somehow running the company#and people in charge who think this is still the 60s
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BRB gonna cease to exist for a bit
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Work meeting not go so well? It’s Hozier time babey
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I didn’t think I worked well under pressure until someone told me I produce my best work when I have to pull it out of my butt. Thanks… I guess
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Peak corporate culture is management writing SOPs on how you should wash your hands to avoid splashing water on the mirror and dripping on the floor as you reach for paper towels.
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The neurodivergent experience is wondering why people will act “weird” on purpose, because you’ve spent your entire life trying to be “normal”
#neurodivergent#no I dont think neurodivergence is weird or strange#I just think it’s odd#that#people will judge other people for being what they consider weird
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Freddie Mercury currently has my adhd in a chokehold
#queen band#queen#adhd things#hyperfixation#i’m hyperfixating#it’s fine#I’m fine#neurodivergent#freddie mercury#rip Freddie
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